Racism Jokes. don't take these too seriously.<br /> GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE. Racisem Jokes Q: What are it things a black person can' t get? A: A fat lip, a bl
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Racisem Jokes
Q: What are it things a black person can' t get?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Q: What does a tree branch and a black guy have in common?
A: They' re both brown and useless.
Q: What' s a six letter word for a may baker?
A: Hitler.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he' s too short to be an essay.
Q: What did the manager say to the Mexican robber?
A: You may want to "Hold Up" your pants.
Q: Why do black pepple have noses?
A: So they have something to pick other than cotton.
Q: What did the sun bather say to the black guy?
A: "Gee, Rick, you may have been in the sun for too long."
I' m Prabably gems get a lot of thumbs down from the blacks and Mexicans,
but c' mon, understand a little joke.
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Submitted: 03/21/2010
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#186 - CIS White Male (03/22/2010) [-]


User avatar #18 - ploppup (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
User avatar #233 - SuperNazi (03/22/2010) [-]
****** and his ****** girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
the cop
User avatar #253 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
User avatar #242 - AdmiralPEDO (03/22/2010) [-]
why do asprin work? cuz they're white
User avatar #239 - Bloody Yeti (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
The teacher told her to do an essay!
User avatar #204 - Pedobearchaser (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why dosent mexico have any olimpic athletes?

because all the ones that can run swim or jump are already in america
User avatar #194 - EvanChandler (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

They were all still monkeys!
User avatar #199 to #194 - Rofltroll (03/22/2010) [-]
There are also none in The Jetsons . Guess they will eventually evolve to white people.
User avatar #77 - Shiny (03/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why are there no black astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
User avatar #67 - asianQ (03/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**asianQ rolls 915,271,437** asianQ say why dont you see ANY black monkeys in the day? BECAUSE ALL OF THE SLOW ONES IN THE DAY GET EATEN and the ones with 1 brain cell camouflage in the night
#72 to #67 - CIS White Male (03/21/2010) [-]
well done. worst joke ever.
User avatar #10 - kaykayv (03/21/2010) [-]
lol im mexican and i didnt think it was that bad lol
User avatar #240 - Babymuncher (03/22/2010) [-]
How do you know its a black kids birthday? your bike has been stolen
User avatar #225 - shorkian (03/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
When does a black man become a ****** ? When he leaves the room.
User avatar #201 - PTTN (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his 2 children?

"Hose A" and "Hose B"
User avatar #203 to #201 - Mizakalo (03/22/2010) [-]
Silly PTTN, Mexicans can't get a job.
User avatar #264 - chickildick (03/22/2010) [-]
im black and i laughed!!! we all need to find our sense of humor
#252 - lachieBBB (03/22/2010) [-]
Q: Why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: Because the black one might steal your watch
#43 - SomeoneNamedChris **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
what do you call back people under the washington monument?
pubic hair
#16 - GISteve **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
HEY the second one was VERY offensive!!! I can make a tree branch into a walking stick if I wanted to!!!
User avatar #7 - Blitzz (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hehe I remember my gas chambers... It was like baking cookies except I didn't get to eat them.
User avatar #1 - rwmwaffle (03/21/2010) [-]
I am black and I approve!
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