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Haikus just don't work unless you use a totally syllabic language like Japanese. There are no languages less suitable for haikus than English. Because our language is just far too complex.

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#272 to #236 - dazydoodleduh (11/07/2011) [-]

i thumbed you up because it's true!! DX i hate the english language....

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#324 to #236 - cringeage (11/07/2011) [-]

Intellectual fact which sounds like prejudice, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#342 to #14 - commentthumbsplz (11/07/2011) [-]

Rose are red
and so are dead babies
fuck the police

Did i do it right?

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#96 to #14 - reprieve (11/06/2011) [-]

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#590 to #14 - soraisrox (11/07/2011) [-]

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#18 - leosander (11/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have alzheimers
Roses are red

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#25 to #18 - AlfredNeuman (11/06/2011) [-]

...or were they blue?

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#218 to #18 - Zealotforce (11/07/2011) [-]

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
Everything is gray
I'm a dog.

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#443 to #18 - tamalam (11/07/2011) [-]

Roses are Red
Waffles are Blue
Your vagina's fucked up
Seriously, fucking fix that shit

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#62 - failsftw **User deleted account** (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)

roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
poem writes you

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#64 to #62 - icekingjoe (11/06/2011) [-]

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#66 - ibamf (11/06/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You're about to get fisted

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#8 - wtfmoo (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait
Violets are not blue
They are violet

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#269 to #8 - iamironfrank (11/07/2011) [-]

roses are red
i have OCD
im bad at poems
don't blame me.

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#429 - youasseh **User deleted account** (11/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)

ROSES ARE RED
MY NAME IS NICK
COME OVER HERE GIRL
AND SIT ON MY late 19th-century barstool. i'm sure you'll find that even though it is quite old and looks hard, it is actually quite comfortable

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#449 to #429 - bertholemule (11/07/2011) [-]

that does sound nice

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#458 to #449 - youasseh **User deleted account** (11/07/2011) [-]

why thank you sir! and may i say that is quite a befitting picture of yours. spot-on with the funny :)

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#33 - narr (11/06/2011) [-]

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#78 - cadaverbox (11/06/2011) [-]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I.

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#80 - fhqwghads (11/06/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate poetry
Tits

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#69 - mindlessmindless (11/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Prostitute pay for you

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#74 to #69 - moosehat (11/06/2011) [-]

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#514 to #501 - mindlessmindless (11/07/2011) [-]

Uhh..... I think you did it wrong.. Lol. I don't think that meme can apply to my poem.. Good try though.

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#520 to #514 - froglicker (11/07/2011) [-]

Thank you for saving me from the red sea of thumbs... Here is a green thumb for you!

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#266 - resume (11/07/2011) [-]

Is Microwave an instrument?

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#260 - TheTypoPoopcicle (11/07/2011) [-]

Daisies are white
My laptop is gray
Nothing can describe
how much op's gay

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#44 - letoxichild (11/06/2011) [-]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

WHO KEEPS SHITTING IN MY GARDEN?!?!!?

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#60 - bananaphonecat (11/06/2011) [-]

Charmeleons are red
Squirtles are blue
I Liek Mudkipz
I herd you Liek them too

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#300 - arlyntheron **User deleted account** (11/07/2011) [-]

roses are gray
violets are gray
everything is gray
im a dog

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#230 - theawkwardbros (11/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dear Funnyjunk,
I'm losing faith in you.

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#253 to #230 - ragingstallion (11/07/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
im tired of seeing posts from my Funny Jokes app being reposted here,
turkey sandwich.

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#286 to #253 - N. Korean citizen (11/07/2011) [-]

*rubs forehead twice*

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#12 - totallynotlegit (11/06/2011) [-]

roses are blue
violets are red
I suck at poems
but i'm amazing in bed

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#451 - mushkaa (11/07/2011) [-]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am dog

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#149 - chestypuller (11/06/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Niggers are nigger
Nigger nigger nigger

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#267 - xxkillionarexx (11/07/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun get in the van.

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