No Fap November (Day 5). When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive  no fap November journal day five
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No Fap November (Day 5)

When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive the entire month of November without masturbating at least once. Is it possible? See for yourself. This is the No-Fap November Journals, Day 5.
Day 1: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829021/No+Fap+November+Day+1/
Day 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829154/No+Fap+November+Day+2/
Day 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829624/No+Fap+November+Day+3/
Day 4: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2832661/No+Fap+November+Day+4/

*Thank you to Zoef for telling me to change the colors*

Day 5: Didn' t sleep well at all last night. I had a nightmare that I took my
guitar and bludgeoned my teacher in the head with it as if it were a baseball
bat.... To be fair he yelled at me yesterday for no reason, so I don' t know if I' m
a psychopath or if it' s just understandable. I checked my Dayy content when I
woke up and saw it got Top 80, so thanks guys. For everyone who doesn' t yet
understand the concept of this, Pm not orgasming not because I' m "selfish"
or because I' m retarded, I' m not orgasaming because it' s ******* *GREAT* (so
much sarcasm)... Anyways, I went bowling and I thinkl have blueballs from all
the ******* hardons We had all week, because every step hurt so much, and
they were rather swelled... My girlfriend came over last night and kept
rubbing and **** .... So I had to stop myself a lot, which probably gave me this
******* pain in the first place. My memory isn' t the only thing that' s wrong
anymore... I can' t seem to drive without losing focus and thinking of tits ( ****
there' s that thought again-). Thanks to all you assholes in the comment
section I could barely get through them without punching my leg or
something, so congratulations. I hate this. I wish I could just once, just so the
pain would go away... **** .
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Submitted: 11/05/2011
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#1 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #3 to #1 - thejoshmeximan (11/05/2011) [-]
Anon, you are reading the story of a man who can spend 30 days in a row without even having an orgasm once. Even though he could have sex, he chooses not to. This man is my hero. That's what the **** you're reading
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