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Haha, I know I would........comment--rate..........+200 thumbs, thanks everyone
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#254 - anonymous (10/18/2011) [-]
nah,i'd probably cuss and say something like "SHIT!" or "HOLY FUCK" or something like that,then i would find the neares long object (sledgehammer probably) and kill the damn thing.oh,by the way,i dare EVERYONE that sees this to look up the "camel spider" and the "goliath birdeater spider",and then decide which of the three spiders (this one is the third) is worse.
#252 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #248 - cystemic (03/21/2010) [-]
i used to find those in the toilet when i was in kindie, aaah memories.
#249 to #248 - mitchblahman (03/21/2010) [-]
whats a kindie?
User avatar #250 to #249 - cystemic (03/22/2010) [-]
kindergarten
User avatar #247 - Joshic (03/21/2010) [-]
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!
User avatar #246 - smackerofdumbasses (03/21/2010) [-]
dude, just pull out a zippo and a can of hairspray, i'm sure that's what they do when they see this spider in Australia. oh god i hope that spider is native to Australia and not Michigan.........
User avatar #245 - irongator (03/21/2010) [-]
screw the blowtorch son get my Rocket launcher plz...... FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!!
User avatar #253 to #245 - Zyklone (04/13/2010) [-]
rockets? in your house? just take off your shoe and make a mess on your wall with spider guts
User avatar #254 to #253 - irongator (04/24/2010) [-]
and ruin the fun
User avatar #243 - Germany (03/21/2010) [-]
I read "breast"

... :]
User avatar #241 - Vihtic (03/21/2010) [-]
It might be a beast, but it's harmless. That spider wouldn't have enough venom to really hurt you. Small spiders would though.
User avatar #240 - Kwiksandkiller (03/21/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT FORGET THE SHOE, GET A MOTHERFUCKING COMBAT BOOT.
User avatar #242 to #240 - cobravsviper (03/21/2010) [-]
FORGET THE BOOT, YOU'LL NEED A GUN TO KILL IT!
User avatar #244 to #242 - Kwiksandkiller (03/21/2010) [-]
too true... shit
User avatar #239 - Arsonist (03/21/2010) [-]
Now imagine setting that thing on fire.
User avatar #237 - BruisingPrune (03/21/2010) [-]
FUCK THE HARPOONS
MAN THE MOTHERFUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!
User avatar #236 - CatsGoBark (03/21/2010) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
#235 - SnarlingDonut (03/21/2010) [-]
hell i screamed like a little girl when this behemoth popped up on my screen
#234 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
I can tell you this much, you'd need a gun to kill it!
User avatar #233 - nickandre (03/21/2010) [-]
No, I would shoot it with my airsoft gun :D
#231 - veganeater (03/21/2010) [-]
it only about 2 inches big though....
User avatar #230 - dudeofdur (03/21/2010) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIREBLAST!!!!! (i know its not super effective but w/e)
User avatar #238 to #230 - LarryPlatt (03/21/2010) [-]
Bug type is weak to fire. It most certainly is super effective.
User avatar #229 - deathwilldie (03/21/2010) [-]
brix have been shat
User avatar #228 - DrWiggles (03/21/2010) [-]
First i would indeed scream my motherfucking ass off, then i would grow a pair and go motherfucking overkill and grab a goddamned 12-gauge and blow it away...........but then 6 shots later it would still be on the wall.
User avatar #219 - Sethorein (03/21/2010) [-]
BTW these are probably the bugs that Admin is dealing with -_-" (Yes I'm aware that it is an arachnid not a bug but...well...screw you the joke is its a scary as bug and admin has to lick it :D)
User avatar #225 to #219 - NoCold (03/21/2010) [-]
"bug" is a non-scientific term that generally is accepted to include most (if not all) arthropods. Meaning basically anything with an exoskeleton. So, this arachnid is indeed considered a bug. insects and arachnids are different, but both are considered "bugs"
#222 to #219 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
you shoulda left the parentheses stuff out
User avatar #223 to #222 - Sethorein (03/21/2010) [-]
ya...in hindsight I probably should've...but then again...Admin has to lick spiders for our enjoyment...I think that more than makes up for my lame parenthesis eh?
#226 to #223 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
yay you knoow what hindsight means!

ok you're straight. the second half of your comment is completely forgiven
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