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Life Hacks Part 6

Life Hacks Part 6. PART 7 IS HERE: PART 5: PART


PART 4 : e+Hacks+Part+4/
PART 3: e+Hacks+Part+3/

This is a series of tips and tricks that I have found on the internet, and want to share with the FunnyJunk community.
These are not supposed to be funny, But informational, and assist you in everyday life.

Life Hacks
Part 6 - Random Tips
1 . At walmart, hold down all 4 corner buttons on the
credit card machine to reboot it and piss of the next
customer in line (behind you} who wouldn' t shut the
**** up.
2. r you' re looking for a hooker, grab your camera
and tell them you wanna take nude photos of them.
This is not illegal and 99% of undercover cops won' t
let you take them.
3. Know how to dance, girls in
clubs love guys that show
confidence in their skills.
4. r you steal a girl away from another guy and
make her your girlfriend, chances are she' s going to
do ttoo you.
5. Store all your debatable images on an
external hard drive and hide it in the roof.
6. Start assignments EARLY do NOT
leave them to the last minute.
7. r you want to get a girl who is out of your league or
super hot, pretend to be Mormon or Christian
or any kind of hard to follow religion and go to their
church and meet women there. You can later, be
less religious and the woman is less likely to leave you.
8. Cats are stress
relievers, if you own
one, you' ll have lower
levels of stress. (Buy a
9. r you' re being charged an early termination fee
from an internet company, here' s how to get
around most of them: Tell them you' re moving to a
state where they don' t service the area. Do a little
research. H can save you .
10. "Give me your phone number" has afar
higher success rate than "Can I have your phone
Thanks again.
for more.
I' m sure We only
got one more
planned, but feel
free to send me a
pm with your opts,
I' ll be sure to
credit you.)
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#3 - swarfega (11/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
>pretend to be Mormon or Christian
>pretend to be Mormon or Christian
#61 - TatoesLuvsKiba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#28 - spazzin (11/05/2011) [+] (20 replies)
The hooker one reminds me of that south park episode
#116 - jordzinspace (11/05/2011) [+] (160 replies)
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#210 - ento (11/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#211 to #210 - ento (11/05/2011) [-]
**ento rolls 46**
User avatar #232 - iseefags (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**iseefags rolls 33** Don't mind me, just getting dubs.
#252 - tkuja (11/05/2011) [-]
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#410 - KingMH (11/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Actually you say "There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it"   
<== my tactic at clubs :P
Actually you say "There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it"
<== my tactic at clubs :P
#428 - wheredawhitewomen (11/05/2011) [-]
"Don't wait until the last minute to do the assignment! You'll never finish it!"
#418 - savyx (11/05/2011) [-]
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#425 - VaizarD (11/05/2011) [-]
**VaizarD rolled a random image** My Life Hack?
User avatar #10 - PAtrickINcident (11/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Wait, about number 10. Is that really true? I always thought that would sound demanding if anything
User avatar #12 to #10 - vanalla (11/05/2011) [-]
demanding shows confidence... girls love that
#5 - nocturnoser (11/05/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Pretend to be something you arent and go to the church for the only reason of getting girls, seriously?
First of all you show your lack of respect with these religions, second if you are not as religious and you meet girls that really are religious, you will feel bad with yourself and the relation later because you cant pretend for many time.
If you are a forever alone and want to have sex go and get a hooker.
#450 - finishhimlarry (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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<<<<<<< kittens as stress relievers
#289 - AnonymousDonor (11/05/2011) [-]
start assignments early?
#264 - Sabor (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ALWAYS start work the night before!
ALWAYS start work the night before!
#695 - DeadyKruger (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**DeadyKruger rolled a random image** but im allergic to cats
#545 - BoSvNCR (11/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Here's one: Someone calls you gay over a game (CoD) admit to it and tell them how much youd like to have sex with him.

They will either be weirded out and stop talking or extremely pissed off
User avatar #382 - zinchead (11/05/2011) [-]
Half of all these life hacks sound like they were written by a 13 year old with no life experience.
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