Physics, lol

How. What.

How the heck do you keep posting first on everything?!

I don't know!? He's ALWAYS there!

Oh... You know...

Sunset is everywhere.
But once he descends, he descends due west.
Because he's a goddamn Sunset. A cool sunset.

DAMN STRAIGHT

Sorry, but no.

Oh, so you're the anonymous thumb-downer. Well, I applaud your attempts, but they're in vain.

LONG LIVE SUNSET!
IN THE NAME OF YARANAIKA AND CHEETOS!

Well, alright then.

Notice that towels puts an emoticon in every sentence.
Every.
Damn.
Sentence.
That gives me a great enough motive to hate him.

He's been bugging me for quite a long time, as you can see. I don't mind, though. People like the comments I make, and he's not really doing anything, haha.

As I noticed. Self-proclaimed trolls are self-proclaimed for a reason. Otherwise, it's leaning more towards stupidity.

That's true, haha.

Have fun with it. Often you don't get such an opportunity to mock without damaging your own personality and image. I'll make sure to watch a bit more often for such funsies to arrive.

I'm not really the kind of person to mock people. Just how I am, and how I've always been.

Fair enough. As long as you don't get mad at a post, then you're fine. Take this theory into consideration; don't insult an individual. If they throw out their own insults before you do, then you win.

Thanks for the tip! And yeah, I hardly ever get mad at a post. Only those rare moments when someone's being a complete idiot.

Good.

Oh no! not my FJ account wow what ever shall I do? I hope I don't get red thumbs because we both know that life revolves around getting thumbs.
Do something Richard Simmonsgot :)

You sure are determined for that #1 spot. You must be getting close by now.

30k thumbs close enough? :p Naw but, FightClub's putting up a tough fight. I doubt I'll ever get #1, but if I do, that'd be pretty tight. Thanks for that, though!

Yeah but FightClub's a Richard Simmons and isn"t funny

Explain, please?

All he does is comment 800xs on every post with overused images

Well I dunno, people seem to like it if he's #1 in comments with 90k thumbs. I'm only #2, with almost 60k.

Beats me

you, sir, are the real #1 commenter on funnyjunk to me. Considering #1 gets all his thumbs from thousands of posts in pony threads and nothing else.

He doesn't post in the pony thread, lol. the fat black woman in the back of the theater blocked him, so he can't really. He gets his thumbs legitimately, like me. Only difference is he posts at a /MUCH/ faster and much more frequent rate than I do.

hmmm...the other day I looked and I thought I saw all his posts were ponies. my b.

If that were true, it'd be difficult to maintain such a high number of thumbs every day. And, he and I basically get the most thumbs out of all of the commentors, bronies and non-bronies.

as it turns out, the profile I was looking at was that of sirzenhime, the number 3 commenter

Ah, yeah. He's a brony.

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Incredibly relevant.

This is now the motto of the internet.