OH MY GOD THANKS GUYS!

#1121 to #386 - stickdick (11/06/2011) [-]

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#739 to #2 - iwillrollpicture (11/05/2011) [-]

#8 to #1 - bnsprt (11/05/2011) [-]

i noticed david gilmour in this comment before the boobs below. I have an addiction

#1107 to #1 - ibamf (11/05/2011) [-]

Im in high school, first period starts at 7:25. And I walk, so I have to leave my house at like 7:10, which means I have to wake up at 6 if I want to have enough time to shit, shower and shave every morning

#976 to #1 - PAtrickINcident (11/05/2011) [-]

Im a senior in high school right now, and i have to be there at 8:14 for my first class

#962 to #1 - rawrbowwow (11/05/2011) [-]

I leave at 9:45.
Wake up at 9:20.

I'm in college and my first class starts at 10AM

#334 to #1 - sinep (11/05/2011) [-]

I'd only leave my house for school at 8 because i'm a block away from my high school

#285 to #1 - MaxTheCow (11/05/2011) [-]

My school starts at 8:15 and I leave at 8 :P

#9 to #1 - xxyter (11/05/2011) [-]

My school doesn't start until 9AM, I get up at 8 half the time.
Aww yeah.

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#11 to #9 - miadoodlez (11/05/2011) [-]

I hate you.
My school starts at 7:35 am.

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#18 to #11 - cierrayooo (11/05/2011) [-]

mine starts at 7:20..:(

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#19 to #18 - moiskule (11/05/2011) [-]

7:15...

#59 to #19 - swiiftninja ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]

Mine at 9:00

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#163 to #59 - krayziebone (11/05/2011) [-]

7:00 here ._.
And I find it kind of disturbing that every post I read on FJ about getting ready. None of them have included taking a shower.

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#412 to #163 - petersound (11/05/2011) [-]

i take showers at night
save time in the morning

gif unrelated

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#413 to #412 - krayziebone (11/05/2011) [-]

Yeah, but you go to school smelling like bed sweat. It just doesn't feel right.

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#420 to #413 - petersound (11/05/2011) [-]

shower at night every night
bed doesn't get smelly
go to school smelling fine.

well it doesnt for me anyway

#428 to #420 - krayziebone (11/05/2011) [-]

It's just not right lol. Taking showers in the morning makes me feel much better.

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#430 to #428 - petersound (11/05/2011) [-]

well everyone has their own ways i guess.

here have a thumb

#431 to #430 - krayziebone (11/05/2011) [-]

Thanks, you to.

#213 to #163 - kaylakrusifix (11/05/2011) [-]

Thank you! I always think the same thing! We've got some nasty fuckers here lmfao.

#368 to #213 - krayziebone (11/05/2011) [-]

Lol, yeah it's kind of disturbing.

#1104 to #59 - doctorhax (11/05/2011) [-]

9:15

#508 to #19 - sirgawain (11/05/2011) [-]

7:13...

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#524 to #11 - thisitesux (11/05/2011) [-]

6:55

#1122 to #524 - stickdick (11/06/2011) [-]

6:30
P.S I got cookie crisp.

#951 to #11 - jakelemt (11/05/2011) [-]

mine starts at 7:33 you lucky bitch

#868 to #11 - revanthewin (11/05/2011) [-]

I have to be at school by 5:15 most days for practice. Feelsbadman

#511 to #11 - safo (11/05/2011) [-]

My classes start at 1:00pm, ain't even mad

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#128 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

*roll image* hot daim why this?

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#130 to #128 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image** Hot daim why this?

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#660 - koolstorybro (11/05/2011) [+] (15 replies)

My morning:
7:30 Wake up
7:35 Take a shit
7:40 Get out of bed

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#663 to #660 - kimmanrullgardin (11/05/2011) [-]

You take a shit, before you get out of bed?

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#661 to #660 - tsproggy **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [-]

O.o you took a shit in your bed?

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#673 to #661 - AmusedMilk (11/05/2011) [-]

thatsthejoke.jpg

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#687 to #673 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/05/2011) [-]

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#681 to #660 - koolstorybro (11/05/2011) [-]

You think thats bad, you should see what I use to wipe

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#678 to #660 - solemnaddiction (11/05/2011) [-]

Hey that's Daniel Tosh's morning too!

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#671 to #660 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

Haha I almost shit myself lauging

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#1125 to #660 - Hummerhs (11/06/2011) [-]

Looks like I'm not the only one

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#675 to #660 - Altr (11/05/2011) [-]

wut

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#1129 to #660 - Vantum (11/06/2011) [-]

Yeah I do that t-, WAIT WHAT.

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#1128 to #660 - strifypinkystar **User deleted account** (11/06/2011) [-]

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#224 - deathinabottle **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)

>Wake up
>Crawl around in bed for a few minutes
>Jump out of bed and go downstairs
>Wait for everyone else to get up so i can eat (have to wait for others)
>Go outside for a bit
>Cuddle with family
>Poop in hallway
>Bark
>I am A dog

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#228 to #224 - mykroe **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [-]

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#235 to #224 - PenutButterJellyOh (11/05/2011) [-]

you sir, deserve a gold medal.

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#333 to #224 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

im not sure how i feel about this...

#250 to #224 - granate (11/05/2011) [-]

My first real laugh for today, thanks!

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#78 - arseholeanteater (11/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)

-7:05am- Wake up

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#79 to #78 - arseholeanteater (11/05/2011) [-]

-7:10am - Get breakfast off of Alfred

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#81 to #79 - arseholeanteater (11/05/2011) [-]

-7:30am - Get dressed

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#82 to #81 - arseholeanteater (11/05/2011) [-]

-7:50am - Leave to rid Gotham of crime

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#83 to #82 - arseholeanteater (11/05/2011) [-]

-8:00am - 8:00pm - Think about how it was my fault...

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#240 - izimbra **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)

7:00 am wake up in the morning
7:30 Gotta be fresh
7:40 Go down stairs
7:45 Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
7:50 Seein' everything, the time is goin' tickin' on and on
7:55 Everybody's rushin'
8:00 Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch my bus
8:05 I see my friends.

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#531 - godofmath (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

enjoy

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#605 - Das (11/05/2011) [+] (12 replies)

**Das rolled a random image**
Guess I'll join the bandwagon too.

6:15- Wake up
6:20- Get up
6:22- Shower
6:30- Get dressed
6:33 to 6:45- Surf interwebs
6:49- Get bus
7:05- Sit in school cafeteria for 30 minutes
7:35- Go to locker
7:36- Homeroom
8:00- History
8:43- Math
9:27- Go to study hall, surf interwebz
10:11- Chemistry
10:55- English
11:39- Spreadsheets class
12:23pm- Lunch like a boss
1:07- Awesome GYM class
1:51- Advanced Drama
2:35- Leave Drama
2:36-3:02- Wait for bus
3:03-3:16- Ride bus home

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#620 to #605 - coolalliki (11/05/2011) [-]

If anyone flags this shit I'll personally cut his balls off.

#780 to #605 - RisenLichen ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]

...sauce

#617 to #605 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

Spreadsheets class?

#625 to #617 - Das (11/05/2011) [-]

I actually had a lot more too, but it went over the 25 line break cap.

and lulz at the roll.

#622 to #617 - Das (11/05/2011) [-]

Yeah, it's a class where we make a cuntload of Excel spreadsheets.

#640 to #622 - inquizo (11/05/2011) [-]

I don't get it. I'm that anon btw, forgot to log in.

#697 to #640 - Das (11/05/2011) [-]

You know, the Microsoft programs? Word, Powerpoint, Excel? Well Excel is used for making a thing called Spreadsheets, and that's what we do.

#702 to #697 - inquizo (11/05/2011) [-]

I understand all that. What I don't understand is why it's a class.

#743 to #702 - Das (11/05/2011) [-]

Oh..yeah I don't know. I guess because a lot of businesses and organizations use spreadsheets for many different things. We also have a Database class, but that's not until the second half of the year.

#614 to #605 - PolarFroster (11/05/2011) [-]

LOL epic roll.

#613 to #605 - obscenitiez ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]

Oh my god you actually did it.

#611 to #605 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [-]

BEST FUCKING ROLL EVER <3

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This image was flagged 11/05/2011

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#1022 to #992 - thatirishguy (11/05/2011) [-]

You sir, just made me lol hard.
You have my respects.

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#985 to #971 - memberforcontent ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]

....Mph...hehe...pahaa.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh shit, oh shit. Oh my god I laughed so hard I had to pee.

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#548 - mjcobb (11/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)

7:00 AM- Waking up in the morning
7:15 AM- Gotta be fresh
7:16 AM- Gotta go downstairs
7:20 AM- Gotta have my bowl
7:22 AM- Gotta have cereOLE
8:15 AM- I SEE MY FRENS
Oh wait i dont have any.

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#577 to #548 - mjcobb (11/05/2011) [-]

**mjcobb rolls 32** and lets throw in some dubs for good measure.

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#248 - Jameshaich (11/05/2011) [-]

> Wake up at 5:30
> Block up Mailbox/chimney etc.
> Stay guard at door.
> loser son comes out from under stairs.
> Realise it's sunday
> No post on Sunday

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#43 - killtobepoisonfree (11/05/2011) [-]

That awkward moment when you put lipstick on like mascara.

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#155 - yutakenusername (11/05/2011) [-]

12 AM: FJ
5:30 AM: Still on FJ
6 AM: Still on FJ
7 AM: Should really go to school, just one more picture.
5 PM: Whoops!

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#948 - ominousplywood (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**ominousplywood rolled a random image** What I look like when I wake up.

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#963 to #948 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]

couldn't have put it better. By the way, you have man-arms.

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#953 - corpsgrinder (11/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)

>Wake up
>Crawl around in bed for a few minutes
>Jump out of bed and go downstairs
>Wait for everyone else to get up so i can eat (have to wait for others)
>Go outside for a bit
>Cuddle with family
>Poop in hallway
>Bark
>I am A dog

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#960 to #953 - corpsgrinder (11/05/2011) [-]

**corpsgrinder rolled a random image** my face while writing that

#959 to #953 - drpleasure **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [-]

LOL

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#453 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

> 6:30 AM, wake up
> 6:45 AM, eat breakfast, take shower
> 7:00 AM, dress up, check FJ
> 7:30 AM, go to school
> 7:45 AM, shoot up the school

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#881 - N. Korean citizen (11/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)

**anonymous rolls 99** anon delivers... dubs! (well probably its not dubs but something shitty like 54 or 34)

#913 to #881 - ohaibrooooh (11/05/2011) [-]

A perfect waste of dubs. :'(

#986 to #881 - uzerc (11/05/2011) [-]

**uzerc rolls 75**
You want 54?
I'll give you 54!

#929 to #881 - jakdragun (11/05/2011) [-]

**jakdragun rolls 79**
:I

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#427 - thecreeperslayer (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

7:00 Asleep
7:15 wake up
7:17 take a shower
7:23 Get breakfast
7:30 open the door
7:31 get on the floor
7:32 everybody walk the dinosaur

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#208 - toshietosh (11/05/2011) [-]

You forgot fapping..... Oh... none of you do it before going to school?
Umm... well. me neither......

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#812 - Digitalphear (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Wake up at 7 A.M in the morning
Gettin fresh then go downstairs
Get my cereal in its bowl
Seeing everybody, the clock is tickin on
Finally get down to the bus stop
Gota get on that bus, but I see my friends
Some in the front seat
There's some in the back seat
Dunno which seat I can take
Open up the front door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur