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First of all, give the police officer a break, they have to write these fucking police reports every time they do anything basically, I doubt they spend much time spellchecking.

And because this is starting a massive shitstorm, I'm gonna throw in a disclaimer here. I'm not saying that the police report proves definitively that the cop did nothing wrong. However, he at least says he didn't do anything wrong, and we can't prove that he did since we weren't there. I just think that people should hold off on the "fuck the police" shit until you know for sure what happened.
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#833 - Jamiegirl (11/06/2011) [-]
My fucking god, even the god damn tumblr idiots are believing the fake version. Makes me mad as shit.
#820 - tehdirtyshizz **User deleted account** (11/05/2011) [-]
if that's a police report, why are there so many shitty spelling errors? could argue it's because they're probably "uneducated", or others could argue (and most likely be right) that this "correction of facts" was made up on a Microsoft Table that can be found by any dumbfuck with a PC. either way, most likely both of these stories are wrong. grow the fuck up and make some FUNNY OC, considering we are on FUNNYJUNK. for fucks sake.
User avatar #819 - phelpswinner (11/05/2011) [-]
You choose to believe cops over the owner, nice! Richard Simmonsgot
User avatar #818 - awesomeninjathing (11/05/2011) [-]
Or we can stop posting stupid shit like this and getting it to the frontpage and actually post FUNNY SHIT.
User avatar #816 - deanipple (11/05/2011) [-]
Why would your first instinct be to throw a dog down a flight of stairs...?
#815 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
Just go ahead and believe the cops. If it's in a police report, then it must be factual right? There is no way in Hell that the dog had to be killed. This is simply another example of police corruption and brutality. Fuck. The. Police. (Project Mayhem has moved out of the basement.)
#814 - kabang (11/05/2011) [-]
Because they cant just lie about what the fuck happened.
#811 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
haha funny thing here is that a small group of police officials can do whatever they want and as long as they all agree on the same story nobody is the wiser because in our current state as a country the police are higher then the civilians even if we are a more reliable source
#810 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** my reaction to the douchebag
#821 to #810 - zombieloan (11/05/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** fuck ponies in this situation
User avatar #809 - coolfuzzy (11/05/2011) [-]
haha he expected me to read
#808 - masterions (11/05/2011) [-]
**masterions rolled a random image** Good guy policeman
#823 to #808 - kornonthecob ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]
**kornonthecob rolled a random image** good guy policeman? really?
**kornonthecob rolled a random image** good guy policeman? really?
#822 to #808 - zombieloan (11/05/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image**
User avatar #807 - killyoudead (11/05/2011) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #804 - warchamp (11/05/2011) [-]
3rd line from the bottom
last word
"notifided"
??
profit
#803 - blargchikahonkhonk (11/05/2011) [-]
hope it died painfully fucking hate dogs that get angry not normal ones though
hope it died painfully fucking hate dogs that get angry not normal ones though
#802 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
People on fj actually fell for that shit? I don't want to live on this planet anymore....
#799 - adimkkassem (11/05/2011) [-]
ALMOST THERE!
#798 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
there were two witness reports.. dog's owner said that it just stood there and tried to get up.. cop said that it charged at him.
#824 to #798 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
there was 1 official witness report. muffinpie could have just made the other one up.
User avatar #797 - terminatorpuppy (11/05/2011) [-]
now im not saying i dont believe you its just man i live in vegas i cant tell you the number of times cops kill people and its totally unjustified yet they get away with it because the police report says otherwise
#794 - majordraco (11/05/2011) [-]
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#792 - thelegendarylegend (11/05/2011) [-]
Now... we attack the man who altered the story and took advantage of our feels!
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