No Fap November (Day 4). When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive  no fap November day Four
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No Fap November (Day 4). When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive

When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive the entire month of November without masturbating at least once. Is it possible? See for yourself. This is the No-Fap November Journals, Day 4.
Day 1: /funny_pictures/2829021/No+Fap+November+Day+1/
Day 2: /funny_pictures/2829154/No+Fap+November+Day+2/
Day 3: /funny_pictures/2829624/No+Fap+November+Day+3/

Day 4: So it' s Friday, fucking awesome. What would normally be a day of
happiness and joy that the week was ending and the weekend was
beginning was instead replaced by a day of hatred and anger. I' never
been so sexually frustrated and it' s only been 4 fucking days. We had a
headache all day today, and I' m pretty sure this stress is playing a direct
role in my short term memory, because I can' t seem to remember shit. I
tried asking my mom something this morning and said, "Hey mom,
what....."’ and couldn' t remember the rest. That' s how bad it is for me. I
can' t have sex either; I decided yesterday I would do this the "extreame"
way where I can' t orgasm at all. My girlfriend found out about our plan
today thanks to Matt, and she' s been rubbing up against me all day, and
even wore a really slutty outfit. The sad truth is I don' t know if she
dressed slutty on purpose or if it' s just how she dresses every day. She
should make me a fucking sandwich. I came home to an empty house,
and almost instantly got a boner just at the thought of the ability to
masturbate. Fuck you no fap November. Fuck you.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - jandude
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(11/04/2011) [-]
you can have sex with your girlfriend, or even have her give you a handjob,

no-fap november is only for fapping by yourself
User avatar #6 to #4 - turboplague [OP]
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(11/04/2011) [-]
I'm doing hardcore mode, where I'm not allowed to orgasm. Makes my journals better and my ife a living hell :P
User avatar #7 to #6 - jandude
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(11/04/2011) [-]
so you're basicly doing the same as all the girlfriendless no-fappers are doing.

you are about to become a real man
User avatar #8 to #7 - turboplague [OP]
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. It sucks being the most sexually active and hormonal age group on the planet, but going 30 days without it... just... ugh :\
User avatar #16 to #8 - unkownthous
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(11/05/2011) [-]
I'm actually going for Both November and December. This is so i will feel better about my virtues of being an actual gentleman. Another reason also is because i see the months of November and December as the months of purity and innocence. I would at least like to restore my virginity to being much more clean than it was a year ago. So in progression, i have felt like a better person doing this. I felt like i had nothing to hide and nothing to admit, because about the only thing i can be ashamed of is fapping.
#27 - moechler
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(11/05/2011) [-]
Think about Rebecca Black... it will help you to stop masturbating
#28 to #27 - braddlesxp
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#29 to #28 - moechler
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(11/05/2011) [-]
your plans are evil D:
User avatar #30 to #29 - braddlesxp
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(11/05/2011) [-]
mwahaha
User avatar #26 - IPointMan
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(11/05/2011) [-]
Or, **** the stupid internet and and go **** your girlfriend, dumb-ass. Or jerk it, or do whatever. Who give a ****? You think WE give a **** that you went a whole month without masturbating? What are you going to do, walk up to a dude and be like "HEY I DIDN'T JERK ALL MONTH, LOL!" You know what's going to happen? Dude's going to be all like "Okay, cool, weirdo," BECAUSE NO ONE CARES, MAN. Jesus, dude, don't turn down sex for the internet, that's tragic! D:
#36 to #26 - turboplague [OP]
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User avatar #38 to #36 - IPointMan
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(11/05/2011) [-]
I mean, I'll be honest, man, all this is just kind of silly, no? xD
#39 to #38 - turboplague [OP]
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User avatar #40 to #39 - IPointMan
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(11/05/2011) [-]
Well, ****. I can't argue with the dude. .___.
#3 - jqman
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(11/04/2011) [-]
haha... he wants us to think he has a girlfriend :)
User avatar #5 to #3 - turboplague [OP]
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Is it working? D:
#46 - RacistLlama
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(11/05/2011) [-]
I am on the same track as you my friend. Its been 5 days and i swear to god everything is taunting me.
User avatar #33 - lildeadprenny
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(11/05/2011) [-]
why would you deny yourself sex? sex isnt fapping! this kid is going to kill someone.......
User avatar #35 to #33 - turboplague [OP]
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(11/05/2011) [-]
Because you're right, I'm a ******* retard :P Oh well.
User avatar #41 to #35 - lildeadprenny
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(11/05/2011) [-]
go.... have....sex! its not against the rules, and if your lovely girl is asking for it, its harmful to both parties to deny it! im all for the no fap thing, but no sex? i would go on a killing spree if i was denied sex for a whole month XD
#22 - killtobepoisonfree
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(11/05/2011) [-]
**killtobepoisonfree rolled a random image** post her "slutty outfit" we'll decide for you..
User avatar #14 - whiiterussian
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(11/05/2011) [-]
I find like I have a colossal amount of extra time without fapping. The first day I get home. Derp on Fb/Fj/youtube for 2 hours and realize that I have at least 7 more hours to fill my day up.
That first day I:
cleaned my room
did ALL my homework
watched pulp fiction
learned 2 units in calculus (videos)
read a quarter of a stephen king book
WTF if it wasnt for fapping id be a genius by now
#24 to #14 - mavorick
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(11/05/2011) [-]
What does marcellus wallace look like?!?
What does marcellus wallace look like?!?
User avatar #42 to #24 - whiiterussian
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(11/05/2011) [-]
A bitch
#47 to #42 - mavorick
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(11/06/2011) [-]
the only person marcellus wallace wants to get ****** by is mrs.wallace
User avatar #48 to #47 - whiiterussian
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(11/06/2011) [-]
W...wh....what!??
#49 to #48 - mavorick
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(11/06/2011) [-]
what country u from?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - whiiterussian
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(11/06/2011) [-]
I'm sorry but you broke my concentration
#51 to #50 - mavorick
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(11/06/2011) [-]
oh, jur finished? well allow me to retort. What does marcellus wallace look like?
#51 - flitzepeng
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User avatar #1 - zoef
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(11/04/2011) [-]
talk to ' bitchitroll ' for councelling, he did this challenge for a month and decided to continue a bit more.

also, try to change background to fit the FJ background? reads easier
good luck on the challenge, i'm out :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - turboplague [OP]
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Thanks for the feedback :D