No Fap November (Day 4). When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive
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No Fap November (Day 4)

When No-Fap November hit Funnyjunk, most immediately crumbled. This is the journal of one 17 year old boy, who will attempt to survive the entire month of November without masturbating at least once. Is it possible? See for yourself. This is the No-Fap November Journals, Day 4.
Day 1: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829021/No+Fap+November+Day+1/
Day 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829154/No+Fap+November+Day+2/
Day 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829624/No+Fap+November+Day+3/

Day 4: So it' s Friday, ******* awesome. What would normally be a day of
happiness and joy that the week was ending and the weekend was
beginning was instead replaced by a day of hatred and anger. I' never
been so sexually frustrated and it' s only been 4 ******* days. We had a
headache all day today, and I' m pretty sure this stress is playing a direct
role in my short term memory, because I can' t seem to remember **** . I
tried asking my mom something this morning and said, "Hey mom,
what....."’ and couldn' t remember the rest. That' s how bad it is for me. I
can' t have sex either; I decided yesterday I would do this the "extreame"
way where I can' t orgasm at all. My girlfriend found out about our plan
today thanks to Matt, and she' s been rubbing up against me all day, and
even wore a really slutty outfit. The sad truth is I don' t know if she
dressed slutty on purpose or if it' s just how she dresses every day. She
should make me a ******* sandwich. I came home to an empty house,
and almost instantly got a boner just at the thought of the ability to
masturbate. **** you no fap November. **** you.
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User avatar #4 - jandude (11/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
you can have sex with your girlfriend, or even have her give you a handjob,

no-fap november is only for fapping by yourself
User avatar #6 to #4 - turboplague (11/04/2011) [-]
I'm doing hardcore mode, where I'm not allowed to orgasm. Makes my journals better and my ife a living hell :P
#27 - moechler (11/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Think about Rebecca Black... it will help you to stop masturbating
User avatar #26 - IPointMan (11/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Or, **** the stupid internet and and go **** your girlfriend, dumb-ass. Or jerk it, or do whatever. Who give a **** ? You think WE give a **** that you went a whole month without masturbating? What are you going to do, walk up to a dude and be like "HEY I DIDN'T JERK ALL MONTH, LOL!" You know what's going to happen? Dude's going to be all like "Okay, cool, weirdo," BECAUSE NO ONE CARES, MAN. Jesus, dude, don't turn down sex for the internet, that's tragic! D:
#3 - jqman (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
haha... he wants us to think he has a girlfriend :)
#46 - RacistLlama (11/05/2011) [-]
I am on the same track as you my friend. Its been 5 days and i swear to god everything is taunting me.
User avatar #33 - lildeadprenny (11/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
why would you deny yourself sex? sex isnt fapping! this kid is going to kill someone.......
#22 - killtobepoisonfree (11/05/2011) [-]
**killtobepoisonfree rolled a random image** post her "slutty outfit" we'll decide for you..
User avatar #14 - whiiterussian (11/05/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I find like I have a colossal amount of extra time without fapping. The first day I get home. Derp on Fb/Fj/youtube for 2 hours and realize that I have at least 7 more hours to fill my day up.
That first day I:
cleaned my room
did ALL my homework
watched pulp fiction
learned 2 units in calculus (videos)
read a quarter of a stephen king book
WTF if it wasnt for fapping id be a genius by now
User avatar #18 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/05/2011) [-]
I used to masterbate everyday. Now I don't. No-fap november is a manly ritual all about self control
User avatar #13 - mypropetah (11/05/2011) [-]
But you cannot **** No Fap November that is also in the no orgasm rules
User avatar #12 - rightbehindyou (11/05/2011) [-]
i quit fapping for 4 days and i have already had 2 severe migranes.
User avatar #1 - zoef (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
talk to ' bitchitroll ' for councelling, he did this challenge for a month and decided to continue a bit more.

also, try to change background to fit the FJ background? reads easier
good luck on the challenge, i'm out :)
User avatar #45 - spacedeputy (11/05/2011) [-]
ive been doing this same type of thing on my facebook, your not the only one bro, my friend sent me nudes and these gifs below arent helping :'[, we cannot fail
#32 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
...I don't understand why people thumbs this up
#31 - twinbuster (11/05/2011) [-]
**twinbuster rolled a random image**
User avatar #21 - brainix (11/05/2011) [-]
The reason behind no-fap months IS to get laid!
User avatar #20 - deathsader (11/05/2011) [-]
Oh **** my computer failed... oh wait its not a blue screen....
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