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This is a series of tips and tricks that I have found on the internet, and want to share with the FunnyJunk community.
These are not supposed to be funny, But informational, and assist you in everyday life.

Life Hacks
Part 4 - Make Life Easy
l. You are NOT a philosopher.
2. r someone offers you to use a public toilet before
them, DO IT, it means he' s gonna drop a bombshell in
3. Don' t pay for every girl you go out with, that' sjust stupid.
4. Accept who you are, you aren' t changing soon.
5. Even if she looks 18, she
might not be.
6. Girls don' t like guys who
BAAWW alot, or try to get
My. Be happy.
Phalli l as ,
you BRIEF for money
8. Your highschool
marks don' t mean **** in
later life, have fun.
9. High Schoolyards ARE
the BEST in your life, again,
don' t stress through them.
1 Do NOT mp into underwear and leave
them around, your mother can tell.
1 1 " Do not add "friends of friends" on facebook that
you haven' t spoken to before. ***** sjust creepy.
12. Just because a girl is talking to you,
doesn' t mean she wants your dick in her
13. Just because she says she is on the pill and is
disease free, still do a condom, bitches can
14. Just because someone spends alot of
time on their computer until aam in the morning,
doesn' t mean they are constantly masturbating.
15. r you browse ychan, NEVER let
anyone near your computer. At all.
People have a habit of finding
the worst things that you didn' t know
were there.
16. Sometimes, two wrongs DD make a right, you
gotta stand up for yourself and not let yourself be
walked otter.
17. Just because you can afford it, don' t buy fast
food all the time, actually learn to cook at a young
1 Wikipedia is NOT a good source to
reference, get the reference links from the bottom
of Wiki.
1 9. Penis size rarely matters, most are
4" -- in, if you can reach that, you' re fine.
20. Just because you didn' t get into your desired
course, there are ALWAYS bridging courses that
allow you to get in.
Than ks again, making
more if you guys find
them interesting.
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User avatar #929 - phoneyuser (10/10/2013) [-]
I can honestly say as a girl yeah your penis size matter not just length but girth.

If she say it doesn't she is lying, your rich, or sleeping with your best friend
User avatar #995 - ooscarymvsboo (01/18/2012) [-]
Number nine is false unless you plan on working at mcdonalds all your life.
User avatar #993 - thecratcher (11/06/2011) [-]
Number 10. Well Shiet...
User avatar #991 - glamoiglia (11/05/2011) [-]
I disagree with nine. I think college is way better.
#989 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
I'm in the process transferring my to-be-completed applied mathematics degree between colleges and let me just put it out there that in my experience #20 is a flat-out lie. If you don't get into the right classes you need to transfer, you are ************************* over. There's nothing you can do short of killing someone who's already enrolled or taking a summer semester.

#8,#9,#18 are just dumb who does this guy think he is? no wonder bridging classes is not an issue to him, he obviously didn't pursue an education that would pay itself back.
#985 - mattblue (11/05/2011) [-]
14. is so true
#984 - theplogyr (11/05/2011) [-]
8 and 9 are in case you are an under-achiever and don't want to do anything with your life.
#979 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]

.. Actually I knew from experience, but nice tips anyway :D
#974 - TrinityFlame (11/05/2011) [-]
damn straight.. most ppl think there one eyed willy is too small because the pornstars on the web or cassettes/DvD's are required to get enlargments and or wear one of those fake ones that latchs on to theirs.. ppl fret too much!
#966 - raichuusetundabolt (11/05/2011) [-]
"highschool years are the best in your life"
so does that mean i shouldn't be looking forward to anything better in the future?
Also, how are they the best years in your life if you have so many restrictions and you're so young and inexperienced at many things that it's just depressing.
Oh and grades don't matter?
Apparently they matter to the university I'm trying to get into, how the **** am I going to explain to them the cause of my deplorable scores?
"Nah don't worry man grades don't matter, trust me I am responsible and I do give a **** about my education even if my grades don't show that"
yeah... that won't work... :/
User avatar #971 to #966 - Lentus (11/05/2011) [-]
To a university, yes, those are important. But you're not going to be flaunting the A you got in world history your senior year anytime after that. Your HS grades are important to get in, but the second you're accepted they mean nothing. No career center 5-10 years down the road is going to ask you about them.
User avatar #978 to #971 - MonkeyBone (11/05/2011) [-]
^^^^^^I like his answer
User avatar #958 - littlebabyoj (11/05/2011) [-]
wait so how do high school grades not matter if you want to get into university?
User avatar #949 - onyxrose (11/05/2011) [-]
People who say high school was the best time of their life have never been to college.
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#938 - stickandbone (11/05/2011) [-]
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he asked for 20 thumbs. we gave him 4000.
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#980 to #938 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** **** me this is going to be bad
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#968 to #938 - xXFlyManXx (11/05/2011) [-]
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Here goes everything!!!
#973 to #968 - stickandbone (11/05/2011) [-]
hehe nice roll.
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User avatar #969 to #968 - xXFlyManXx (11/05/2011) [-]
**** , sad part is that this picture kinda looks like me and my personality...
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#946 to #938 - thewnba (11/05/2011) [-]
**thewnba rolled a random image** 						****					 my Life...
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User avatar #967 to #946 - newmapsofhell (11/05/2011) [-]
Lol, I have that video in my favs.
#942 to #938 - brushz (11/05/2011) [-]
**brushz rolled a random image** This better not embarrass me or get me banned.
#943 to #942 - stickandbone (11/05/2011) [-]
brony for life.
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#937 - bombyourmom (11/05/2011) [-]
just felt like leaving this here
User avatar #930 - goldenpotato (11/05/2011) [-]
**goldenpotato rolls 86** 99 problems pair of dubs ain't one.
User avatar #931 to #930 - goldenpotato (11/05/2011) [-]
**goldenpotato rolls 078** set of trips*
User avatar #932 to #931 - goldenpotato (11/05/2011) [-]
**goldenpotato rolls 3,060** some quads*
#933 to #932 - goldenpotato (11/05/2011) [-]
**goldenpotato rolls 902** inb4 red thumbs
#935 to #933 - slovmotion (11/05/2011) [-]
**slovmotion rolls 76** dubs and you spare him
User avatar #923 - mrcrazycooper (11/05/2011) [-]
Okay new plan. Whoever gets trips in reply to this comment, get to chose my facebook status :)
#976 to #923 - nagget (11/05/2011) [-]
**nagget rolls 917**

how many inches does is a "small" condom? Theres nothing on the box, never know wat to buy...
User avatar #941 to #923 - Amaze (11/05/2011) [-]
**Amaze rolls 643**
"I'm a registered sex offender, please for everyones safety, stay away from me. I'm required by law to inform everyone.."
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#927 to #923 - anonymous (11/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 046** **** destroyer!
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User avatar #913 - EpicDrew (11/05/2011) [-]
These are more protips then life hacks
User avatar #917 to #913 - nunwithagun (11/05/2011) [-]
I know. I realized that after the first one made front page in less than 3 hours.
User avatar #912 - mrcrazycooper (11/04/2011) [-]
**mrcrazycooper rolls 013** Trips and OC gets to chose my Facebook Status :)
User avatar #914 to #912 - nunwithagun (11/05/2011) [-]
**nunwithagun rolls 976** Status: "Does anyone want to come for a lobster dinner with me and my pet turtle?
User avatar #915 to #914 - mrcrazycooper (11/05/2011) [-]
**mrcrazycooper rolls 2,047** Two more chances
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**mrcrazycooper rolls 7,909** Last one !
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