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Life Hacks Part 3. PART 5 IS HERE: /funny_pictures/2831327/Life+Hacks+Part+5/ PART 1:/funny_pictures/2826830/Life+Hacks+Part+1/ PART 2: /funny_pictures/2826967/

PART 5 IS HERE: /funny_pictures/2831327/Life+Hacks+Part+5/

PART 1:/funny_pictures/2826830/Life+Hacks+Part+1/
PART 2: /funny_pictures/2826967/Life+Hacks+Part+2
PART 4: /funny_pictures/2829756/Life+Hacks+Part+4/

LINK TO DEODORANT TRAGEDY:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1087772/Boy-12-collapsed-died-using-Lynx-deodorant.html

This is a series of tips and tricks that I have found on the internet, and want to share with the FunnyJunk community.
These are not supposed to be funny, But informational, and assist you in everyday life.
Enjoy

Life Hacks
Part 3 - Hygiene & Cleanliness
1 " Lay down some toilet paper in the bowl before you sit
down. This greatly reduces the risk of
splashback and noise. Especially useful in public
restrooms.
2. Make a conscious effort to smell good. Don' t kill
yourserf with aerosol deodorants like that kid in the
UK did [T rue Story, see description), but shower
daily, wear a deodorant, brush your ,
etc. Smell works in your favor on
a subconscious level. You don' t have to actually
stink for it to work against you. On a subconscious
level, you mightiest smell "wrong." You' re not trying
to smell like perfume, you' requst shooting for
pleasant," or at the very least "u noboru sore."
3. Brush your tongue if you want your bad breath
to go away. Not the front, way in the back. if you
want to eat spicy foods but are a total wuss, do not
let the hot part of the food touch the rear sides of
your tongue because that is where the tastebuds
that detect spiciness reside.
4. Toothpaste makes a simple pimple
cleaning agent if you don' t feel like giving
your money to Cory.
5. r you want the freshest breath ever, use a really
strong mint mouthwash like Listerine until you
can' t bear it anymore, then immediately rinse out
your mouth with the hottest water you can stand.
6. When you blow your nose,
keep your mouth open ll bit.
You can actually pop (as in, put
a hole in) your eardrum if you
do not.
7. Shave in the shower - shaving is best
accomplished when your skin is moist and soft,
and the hot
water and steam of a hot shower is the best time
for this. Get yourself a small bangable
mirror and keep it in there, along with your razor.
8. Irritability is often the first sign of dehydration.
9. Keep your bathroom in good
shape and try to make sure you
match your towels and stuff. Being
mismatched and untidy is a sign of
someone who doesn' t care, and
guests will notice this.
10. When packing your bathroom stuff for a trip, be it
via car or plane, always pack your bottles of stuff
in Ziploc bags, seperate if possible. That way, if one
gets bumped and the cap opens, you don' t end
up with all over everything.
Hope you Enjoyed.
Thanks for Support. Especially
asainati and setofreakingkaiba
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #52 - techketzer
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(11/04/2011) [-]
3 is ********.
The tastebuds do not detect "spiciness" at all.
#53 to #52 - krisaron
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(11/04/2011) [-]
#55 to #53 - techketzer
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(11/04/2011) [-]
And what exactly is your problem, faggot?

Taste buds sense sweet, sour, salty, bitter plus what is called "umami" and basically depends on glutamate content.
"Spiciness" is actually an irritation of the mucuos membranes by aggressive chemical substances in the food, such as capsaicin or mustard oil for example.

You better get your act together before messing with people, you imbecilic cocksuck.
#56 to #55 - Sunburn
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User avatar #57 to #56 - techketzer
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(11/04/2011) [-]
I just HATE these wankers.
User avatar #70 to #55 - dutchbag
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(11/04/2011) [-]
thumb for you, sir. You know your ****.
User avatar #71 to #70 - techketzer
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Hell yeah I do.
Had the single most amazing teacher ever.
User avatar #85 to #55 - milkandmore
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(11/04/2011) [-]
You're going places my friend!
User avatar #90 to #85 - techketzer
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Oh the places I'll go! :D
#64 to #55 - hackapelite
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User avatar #86 to #55 - Snowplows
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and under your tongue is where it is more sensitive from irritation from capsaicin
User avatar #7 - Morfan
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(11/04/2011) [-]
All tastebuds taste everything. the theory that different areas of the tongue taste different things is false.
#16 to #7 - anon id: 230ee579
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(11/04/2011) [-]
That is correct. I was going to post that but you beat me to it.
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User avatar #38 to #7 - kocsisj
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(11/04/2011) [-]
you sir are correct. however like i posted already, spiciness isn't a taste. It's a chemical reaction
#9 to #7 - codyxvasco
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(11/04/2011) [-]
This image has expired
But it's in the textbooks, THE TEXTBOOKS MORFAN!
#2 - killtobepoisonfree
Reply -35 123456789123345869
(11/03/2011) [-]
lol You see all that stuff you described up there?
I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT THAT
except for the fresh breath thing.. I like that.. my breath always smells like someone took a **** in my mouth while I slept.
#33 to #2 - anon id: e85f7198
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Everybody thumb this down.

Then imagine his face when he wakes up to see this.
#95 to #2 - killtobepoisonfree
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(11/05/2011) [-]
**killtobepoisonfree rolled a random image** Why do you hate me so?
User avatar #3 to #2 - nunwithagun [OP]
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(11/03/2011) [-]
Don't care about hygiene? Not my problem lol
#8 to #3 - Whipstyle
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(11/04/2011) [-]
yfw you know him in real life.
yfw you know him in real life.
User avatar #35 - dakunism
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(11/04/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, but these 'life hack' posts are kind of common sense...
don't get drunk when you have a test
don't be a dick
take a shower, brush your teeth, do your hair

seriously FJ?? why is this being thumbed up??
User avatar #41 to #35 - TheGussBuss
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(11/04/2011) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree
User avatar #37 to #35 - damandan
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(11/04/2011) [-]
do you know how many dumbasses there are in this world
#43 to #37 - sliptrick
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(11/04/2011) [-]
I agree wit both of you...



To answer your question: at least the number of people who thumbed these up.
User avatar #1 - puggles
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(11/03/2011) [-]
and here i thought being irritable was a sign of dealing with assholes. better go get something to drink
User avatar #28 to #1 - tombombadil
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(11/04/2011) [-]
So when customers at McDonald's are getting pissy all I have to do is say "Sir/m'am I believe you may be dehydrated. May I offer you a nice tall glass of ****************?"
User avatar #51 to #28 - puggles
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(11/04/2011) [-]
could work. give it a try. but only if you're a button down shirt guy (management) rather than a polo guy.
#46 - gilesthelege
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(11/04/2011) [-]
**gilesthelege rolls 471** Why not trips? (V) (-,,,,-) (V)
User avatar #66 to #46 - megatrondecepticon
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(11/04/2011) [-]
**megatrondecepticon rolls 99** Why not dubs? (V) (-,,,,-) (V)
#74 to #66 - adamsizzler
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#93 to #74 - spardus
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Well to be fair, your name isn't Covenantkilla
#82 to #74 - anon id: 49e3f944
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(11/04/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,329**
#75 to #74 - theaceofthespade
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I wish I had more thumbs for you sir
I wish I had more thumbs for you sir
User avatar #80 to #75 - theaceofthespade
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(11/04/2011) [-]
In fact, let me see if I can find you some...
User avatar #36 - kocsisj
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Actually, there are no sensors in your mouth for spiciness. It's not like sweet or bitter taste buds. The heat you feel from spicy food is real. It's caused by a chemical called Capsaicin. It's a chemical reaction in your body. Best prank ever (if your into chemistry) is to get capsaicin powder and sprinkle it on the toilet seat of someone you don't like. It burns your ass like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns
#32 - slagiatt
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Here is another good piece of information:
When shaving your legs, It is best to do it some other time than during the shower after you wake up. Because, Believe it or not, while you sleep, your legs tend to "swell" up a bit. So by shaving later on in the day, this somehow allows you to get a closer shave.....
True Story.
User avatar #73 to #32 - freehugsarefree
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Holy ****... Thank you. O.O
User avatar #94 to #73 - slagiatt
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(11/05/2011) [-]
You're welcome. :D
User avatar #84 to #32 - lyredragon
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(11/04/2011) [-]
This changes everything.
#92 - sodaberg
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(11/04/2011) [-]
You are not your clean body odor, you are not your fresh minty breath. Everything is falling apart. Nothing is static.
#45 - EpicFacePalm
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Do not underestimate the power of shaving every day. Never skip a shower, or teethbrushing. And don't put on deodorant that smells like ****, JUST because you liked the commercials. I highly recommend the deodorant on the left. It smells clean and fresh, but isn't overpowering. Several woman I know said they loved the way it smelled when I wore it around them, and it's effective and it actually lasts longer than other deodorants.

Also, toothpaste on pimples isn't really a good idea, as fluoride is a skin irritant. On the rare occasion I get some toothpaste around my mouth, it irritates the skin, and is really uncomfortable.
#47 to #45 - offspring
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(11/04/2011) [-]
No way man, go for the Original scent, or at least the Original scent cologne. So much better, like it says on the bottle, "If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist." ;D
User avatar #48 to #47 - EpicFacePalm
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(11/04/2011) [-]
While I think that stuff smells good, woman generally don't.
User avatar #50 to #48 - offspring
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(11/04/2011) [-]
Lol, I've had good luck with it, have gotten compliments too :D