How I treat women

#1 - N. Korean citizen (11/03/2011) [+] (6 replies)

women are more like chickens. they're annoying as FUCK, leave shit everywhere and make a lot of noise. but they make a great dinner

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#3 to #1 - ittroll **User deleted account** (11/03/2011) [-]

we need more cool anons like you.

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#2 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (11/03/2011) [-]

AND! They are GREAT for sex! (but you have to get the eggs out first!

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#199 to #1 - Omnicide **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-]

Women are like cheese. I chop them up and eat the remains.

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#193 to #1 - powerfrog **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-]

Sexist theory time!

Women suck at cooking, they only get the stereotype great cook because they're often not working and end up with the house jobs like cooking and cleaning.

My mom is a decent cook, but my dad is much better. My ex was a terrible cook, i'm awesome. My female cousin sucks, my male cousin is much better. Only exeption to this is my grandmother, but shes very traditional, used to be a headchef for a living, and i doubt my grandfather has ever cooked a meal in his life.

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#20 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (11/03/2011) [-]

defintley for niggers
anon 2

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#53 to #20 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (11/04/2011) [-]

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#57 to #22 - Kapoow (11/04/2011) [-]

dammit if i had editing skills i would seriously shop his face on this guy and make it say, take all the mints!!!!

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#100 to #57 - N. Korean citizen (11/04/2011) [-]

I hope this will please you

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#4 - ninetwenty (11/03/2011) [-]

Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then on your dick!

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#31 - drphoenixwright (11/04/2011) [+] (13 replies)

Girls are like condoms, they spent more time on your wallet than in your dick.

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#39 to #31 - ToxicSis **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-]

On your wallet
In your dick

wat

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#266 to #39 - ninetwenty (11/04/2011) [-]

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#34 to #31 - renjilonefox (11/04/2011) [-]

i would hope neither girls nor condoms would be IN your dick

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#84 to #34 - whynospacesallowed (11/04/2011) [-]

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#252 to #84 - fieryflamingofive (11/04/2011) [-]

why do you have that [ov and how long have you been waiting to lose it

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#72 to #34 - retroguykuploogey **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-]

what? are you not into that?

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#33 to #31 - vashtehstampede (11/04/2011) [-]

old joke is old

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#87 to #33 - whynospacesallowed (11/04/2011) [-]

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#32 to #31 - jimmerbobber (11/04/2011) [-]

**jimmerbobber rolled a random image** LOL

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#37 to #32 - renjilonefox (11/04/2011) [-]

that's a beautiful piece of trolling you've uncovered there

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#270 to #37 - jimmerbobber (11/05/2011) [-]

**jimmerbobber rolled a random image** how so?

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#271 to #270 - renjilonefox (11/05/2011) [-]

just read it, it's fucking creepy even though it's obviously false

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#272 to #271 - jimmerbobber (11/07/2011) [-]

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#6 - magicmace (11/03/2011) [-]

Girls are like phones. They were invented by a guy, and get switched out for a newer model every few months/years.

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#159 - iamstevejobs (11/04/2011) [-]

**iamstevejobs rolled a random image** Me when my girlfriend talks.

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#77 - tonyspinners (11/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)

"I said ham not turkey, bitch."

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#141 - josieabby (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#171 to #141 - tresehrasaurus (11/04/2011) [-]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND.

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#24 - tempusedaxrerum **User deleted account** (11/03/2011) [-]

Brb, sticking my PENIS in my phone

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#38 - mytrakytra (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**mytrakytra rolled a random image** Look at all these funny comments. Maybe I will roll a funny picture.

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#63 - jeistameista (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#66 to #63 - N. Korean citizen (11/04/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolls 26**

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#176 - hydraxcide (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#177 to #176 - hydraxcide (11/04/2011) [-]

**hydraxcide rolls 8,124**

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#83 - kakakiryo (11/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)

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#43 - dagold (11/04/2011) [-]

At least with a phone the disconnect button is clearly marked and does not constantly change places.

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#117 - mrfartypants (11/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)

men are like toilets we let woman shit all over us but at least be get a lot of ass in return

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#143 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (11/04/2011) [-]

dudes use toilets too

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#148 to #143 - mrfartypants (11/04/2011) [-]

gay toilets

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#36 - accdodson (11/04/2011) [-]

girls are like area 51.

Ill never get in there, and i'm not sure i want to know what's in it.

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#247 - baygacon (11/04/2011) [-]

My Girlfriend is like my phone,
I don't have one

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How I treat women

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