Confession (Read discription). EDIT 11/3/11 Thanks for the Front Page! Thumbs for EVERYONE! Thanks for all the thumbs, Guys, my OC normally gets like 6 and that
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Confession (Read discription)

*EDIT* 11/3/11
Thanks for the Front Page! Thumbs for EVERYONE!

Thanks for all the thumbs, Guys, my OC normally gets like 6 and that's it lol.
Either way, I actuallly found where i got this from, it is a repost, i spend a lot of time on google, so i thought maybe it wasnt here, lol: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2274938/Confession/
so deds to @darknebolain

Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, . Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.
Boy: " have a baseball..'
Man: 'That' s nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Boy: " have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, 'How much?‘
Boy: TESO'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.'
The boy says, ‘I can' t, I sold my baseball
and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell
them for?
The Dad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that ****
again; you' re in my closet now.'
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#1 - karmawashere (11/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Come to my closet.
User avatar #54 - LocoJoe (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wait why was the priest having sex with the woman and not the boy?
User avatar #9 - bransonwt (11/03/2011) [-]
If my son sold a baseball bat and glove for $1,000 I would be the proudest father ever.
#59 - Sufficio (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Slightly related.
#272 - ProfessorGigsTwo (11/04/2011) [+] (23 replies)
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#274 to #272 - darkus (11/04/2011) [-]
**darkus rolls 77** Me neither..
**darkus rolls 77** Me neither..
#60 - FightClub (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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cheatin' priests and reverends
#264 - carnivorouswalnut (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"SURE is dark in here" It's an old joke.
"SURE is dark in here" It's an old joke.
#98 - rainbowraindrops (11/04/2011) [-]
a priest and a little boy in a closet?
#163 - neoexdeath (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You've had a kid...In a closet...THREE times...without doing anything? AND you PAID the kid? **** you dude...just... **** you
#201 - latinotornado (11/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#65 - deathbatdude (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#188 - josieabby (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh, my!
#290 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#223 - bitchimflawless (11/04/2011) [-]
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#123 to #122 - megatrondecepticon (11/04/2011) [-]
A TIME TRAVLER!!!!!
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The lover.
User avatar #75 - willisbored (11/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Wait i don't get it why would he wanna buy the kids bat and glove?
User avatar #76 to #75 - mpwhitaker (11/04/2011) [-]
So the kid doesnt rat him out to the father~
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