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the first alien contact

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Submitted: 03/20/2010
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User avatar #112 - Mahazama (12/26/2010) [-]
I dunno man. I just have this eery feeling it's going to be me...
Probably nobody will see this comment or wonder.
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User avatar #104 - ishred (03/21/2010) [-]
people keep thumbing this up, this is a serious matter and we must get it to the top!
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User avatar #99 - ishred (03/21/2010) [-]
the guy that posted this should be the one to talk to the aliens, he is a genius just for bringing up this topic!
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User avatar #105 to #99 - CarlTheHobo (03/21/2010) [-]
oh, wow. awesome, thanks for the elected position
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User avatar #110 to #105 - ishred (03/22/2010) [-]
Thanks for posting this, I brought this paper to my geometry class and my teacher loved it!
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User avatar #111 to #110 - CarlTheHobo (03/22/2010) [-]
oh, thats freaking awesome ^-^
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User avatar #98 - brownhairedginger (03/21/2010) [-]
lol, gotta admit. That was some good reading right there. Actually had me really entertained and interested.
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User avatar #95 - MachGaming (03/21/2010) [-]
To be honest I would be embarrass showing them the world I live in. I know a lot of answers to stupid questions the leaders are making in the world and I know they would too. So showing them to our government and idiots (who we call people) would make them laugh(if they can).
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User avatar #96 to #95 - MachGaming (03/21/2010) [-]
When I said stupid questions I meant problems.
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#90 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
Too long didn't read .
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User avatar #94 to #90 - Soilwork (03/21/2010) [-]
typical lazy ass anon
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#97 to #94 - crayzeeman (03/21/2010) [-]
wtf are you saying? anyone on funnyjunk is lazy
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#88 - Live Grenade (03/21/2010) [-]
lol, we sure seem to know a lot about these alien dudes.
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User avatar #87 - OHSdude (03/21/2010) [-]
i think if they pick up Morgan Freeman we be okay guys lol
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User avatar #80 - supersparta (03/21/2010) [-]
Jesus Christ dude. Worth reading.
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User avatar #79 - Akiebalie (03/21/2010) [-]
Just tell them Chuck Norris is still alive, they'll leave you alone
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#77 - sammyBXD (03/21/2010) [-]
Bravo. *starts clapping*
Truley a great post worthy a comment from admin at least :D
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#73 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
I hope the first person to make contact is Justin Bieber.
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#78 to #73 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
you honestly want them to get their impression of the human race from her?
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User avatar #82 to #78 - supersparta (03/21/2010) [-]
He'll get killed.
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User avatar #113 to #82 - Mahazama (12/26/2010) [-]
whatever bro.
He can die some other way.
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User avatar #86 to #82 - Krade (03/21/2010) [-]
Fuck Justin Bieber, Chuck Norris should be the first person to make contact.
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User avatar #101 to #86 - MissJayPom (03/21/2010) [-]
But he might get mad and roundhouse them back home! D: That would be bad.
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User avatar #70 - patriotic canadian (03/21/2010) [-]
thanks for a good read


PS.

our species is fucked :(
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User avatar #72 to #70 - RussellCrowe (03/21/2010) [-]
you dissapoint?
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User avatar #74 to #72 - patriotic canadian (03/21/2010) [-]
not particularly
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User avatar #75 to #74 - RussellCrowe (03/21/2010) [-]
I disagree with a few points mentioned in the text sir.
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#83 to #75 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
Get the fuck over it.
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#84 to #83 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
leave it leave it its russel crowe

ffs
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User avatar #68 - nanojunk (03/21/2010) [-]
you lost me at let's
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User avatar #66 - grahamcracker (03/21/2010) [-]
sorry, i have no where near the attention span to read all of that
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#91 to #66 - furfag (03/21/2010) [-]
it is truly worth reading
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#65 - jumpbump (03/21/2010) [-]
what if they have religion too... and christianity vs atheism vs buddhism and all that stuff?
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User avatar #76 to #65 - CaptainComedy (03/21/2010) [-]
if they haven't yet abandoned religion, they will never be scientiffically advanced enough for interstellar travel.
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#107 to #76 - jumpbump (03/21/2010) [-]
thats kinda assumptuous... who says they have to be from a different solar system?
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#64 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
tl;dr
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#62 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
When we make Alien contact Haruhi Suzumiya will be the cause.
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User avatar #60 - Lawliett (03/21/2010) [-]
i'd be selfish and convince them, somehow, to kill everyone else on the planet.

the human race needs to go away...
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User avatar #89 to #60 - mutodude (03/21/2010) [-]
great for you you emo fag but we dont we dont want die and can actually HANDLE physical and verbal abuse unlike you. so suck it up and say fuck the world instead of cutting yourself in a fuckin corner.
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User avatar #102 to #89 - Lawliett (03/21/2010) [-]
screw you for being a narcissistic prick, all we do is take and take and spread our faggot seed across this world, raping it as we do...
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User avatar #52 - KiteFlyingBob (03/21/2010) [-]
**KiteFlyingBob rolls 989,343,528** Well thought out... Now I'm prepared for the when they pick me up again, we were just kinda staring at each other last time.
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