You know it's True. Hey, i was having a bad day, and so i texted this girl. All she said was "Oh im sorry, but i had a bad day so can we talk about my day
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

You know it's True

Hey, i was having a bad day, and so i texted this girl. All she said was "Oh im sorry, but i had a bad day so can we talk about my day instead?" I threw my phone at the wall. If you want the Funnyjunk girls to see this, thumb it up!
EDIT: Oh cool, Top 200. Keep me going guys. Oh and btw, 1200 views and 35 thumbs. To all Skippers, go suck on a railroad spike. lol

Hey girls, this is a message from me on
behalf of us men. We know you expect us to
comfort you E& f?. And we have no problem
with that. But this is a street.
Why is it whenever we have problems, you
tell us to listen to your problems? We don' t
have to be dating to comfort each other.
We men will fight to the death for you, but:
we expect you to do the same. Anytime we see
you crying, we walk up and say "Whose ass am
T kicking?". When you see us sad or near
crying, you say "C) mg, i had the worst day
ever, please listen to my problem's"
Seriously, what the **** girls? sometimes
when you DC) acknowledge it, all you do is say
Oh i' m sorry." We don' t want you saying
that. We want you to offer to hang out. with
us so we can get in a better mood. So why
the **** can' t you do that one single thing?
To all you girls, take this and improve on
To all you guys, T feel your pain.
To all people who are saying "TL: DR", T know
you have feelings too, don' t be ignorant.
Thumb this up, so the women of Funnyjunk can
see this message.
...
+57
Views: 2609
Favorited: 2
Submitted: 11/02/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to kwag E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#21 - rosietrafford (11/03/2011) [-]
Girls may be like this, but women aren't.
#9 - oufancyna (11/03/2011) [-]
yes, finally a rant worthy of making front page
#22 - anonymous (11/03/2011) [-]
you know i'm a girl, but i have to agree with this most girla are selfish bitches. but some arn't so don't blame them all. i know a few who are lovly :3
#10 - TheOneKing (11/03/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 - AmandaNicole (11/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
For one not all girls are "OMG LET ME TALK ABOUT MY ISSUES OVER YOURS" Thats not tied down to just girls, guys do it too.
And maybe we say "Oh I'm sorry" because that's what everyone says when they hear someones problems.
Guys don't tell me "who's ass am I kicking?" That's some ****** assumption that everyone wants guys to say to a girl. Why do you need to use violence? Maybe my dog just died, who ass will you kick then? Gods?
#8 to #5 - truebrofriend (11/03/2011) [-]
it was just a example of words. not to tie guys to violence.
#3 - zephiris (11/02/2011) [-]
**zephiris rolled a random image** i love double standards.
#23 - stegosaurusrah (11/03/2011) [-]
that means she is a self centered bitch, NOT that all women/girls are evil creatures from hell. there is a fine line of distinction there, my dear boy
#20 - anonymous (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah yeah, blame aaaaallll the girls... People are not all the same, you know. ****** girl you ran into, but don't judge them all... It's just as ****** as the "guys are all the same!" you hate listening to.
User avatar #16 - nosonofmine (11/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
No one gives a **** . Now go back to your ****** day.
User avatar #7 - kwag (11/02/2011) [-]
WEll this needs to get to front page, cuz a lot of girls do it. Still this has happened to me too many times.
#25 - ghostymudy ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
The chances of actually meeting a woman who has read this...


Negligable
#14 - azsh (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Fight to the death"

;-;
#6 - gasaraki (11/02/2011) [-]
inb4 knee-jerk generaliza- OH WAIT
#2 - anonymous (11/02/2011) [-]
Not all girls are like this. I feel your pain though. Although I sometimes can't comfort a girl so it goes both ways.
#1 - anonymous (11/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
So true man, i'd thumb you up if i wasn't too lazy to make a profile.
#26 to #4 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes you do. You have to be a rank 2 or higher Funnyjunker to thumb ANYTHING.

~Random Person
User avatar #24 - kwag (11/03/2011) [-]
alright guys i still see thumbs coming in, maybe you guys will finally cause me to lose my front page virginity!!!
 Friends (0)