Special Brownies. For special thieves.
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Special Brownies

For special thieves

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Submitted: 11/02/2011
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User avatar #9 - jadx (11/03/2011) [+] (13 replies)
>Make brownies
>Start getting stolen
>Buy pot to put in brownies
>Leave note saying you're going to drug test and state previous point
>Brownie stealers take note to police
>Police care more about illegal drugging and possession than stealing pastries
>Get arrested
>Start shitting uncontrollably in the cop car
>Cops have to take to to the hospital
>Pass out
>Wake up in hospital bed
>Everyone is dead
>Begin new shame free life in zombie apocalypse
#24 - zomgodness (11/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**zomgodness rolled a random image** So wait, she just made evidence that she was in possession of marijuana?
User avatar #15 - thehans (11/03/2011) [-]
>make brownies
>someone steals them
>put weed in them
>tell everyone you did
>super illegal
>get arrested
>...........
>profit
#244 - heatle (11/03/2011) [-]
Guy who stole the brownies
Guy who stole the brownies
#226 - steezmachine (11/03/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**steezmachine rolled a random image** mfw i ate pot brownies
#497 - N. Korean citizen (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 0**

doesn't log in, rolls amount of fucks given

this is Pikachus btw
User avatar #451 - Goldwolf (11/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**Goldwolf rolls 3** IT'S FAIL TIME 0,1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9
#414 - ummmmchicken (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**ummmmchicken rolled a random image**
<--- The thieves
#268 - reallydontknow (11/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**reallydontknow rolls 14**
#45 - stratosrider (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That woman is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.  
  
......except for the part where she incriminated herself by saying she had marijuana in the first place... even so, probably still worth it.
That woman is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

......except for the part where she incriminated herself by saying she had marijuana in the first place... even so, probably still worth it.
#31 - masterjello (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**masterjello rolled a random image** mfw I eat special brownies.
#77 - darkteddy (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**darkteddy rolled a random image** I love it when robbers and people who steal get what they deserve.
**darkteddy rolled a random image** I love it when robbers and people who steal get what they deserve.
User avatar #366 - AGuyThatLaughs (11/03/2011) [-]
Mans reaction to someone stealing their daughter's brownies: "Damnit why would you do that!"
Womans reaction: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SPIKE THEM WITH WEED AND COMPLAIN TO HR ABOUT YOUR DRUG USE!"
#404 - werslty (11/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Someone stealing your burgers? Make 'em one of these.
#120 - alguienalpedo (11/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**alguienalpedo rolls 58**
#55 - karsar (11/03/2011) [-]
#25 - lawesome (11/03/2011) [-]
"special thieves" you say?

May I present.....

Sorry, I just had to. :D
#179 - bronydash (11/03/2011) [-]
**bronydash rolled a random image** who spiked the brownies
#127 - stukka (11/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Leave written evidence of your crime, naming yourself - get fired for gross misconduct and wasting the companies time / money on an unnecessary drug test.
#276 - kimmustonen (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**kimmustonen rolled a random image**

<---him after eating dem brownies
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