Aliens 1 God 0. Sorry if you saw this when I uploaded it yesterday ... it got deleted accidently and I thought it was really funny. Enjoy.. Aliens we and praten
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Aliens 1 God 0

Sorry if you saw this when I uploaded it yesterday ... it got deleted accidently and I thought it was really funny. Enjoy.

Aliens we and praten: t us.
all years agd hey sent heir representatives he Roswell, he shew us he way he live.
And we killed hem.
But he aliens forgave us. Still he his day, hey remain here with us here on earh.
Through heir powers net telepath hey can hear sdur heights. All ydu have he dd
is we hem, and hing them, and a Millisent) befire ydu die, hey will
teleport ydu he heir ships, and Wu will We with hem in happiness.
Like ' Comment ' Share ' : heller 27 at 1:
ltot This is metally hue. I read it in a hsdk.
Cu: heller 27 at 1: ' Like
dude Wu need sdmb king James Bible in sdur life
Cu: heller 27 at 2: ' Like
nevermind its he late as far : as Wu might he f
Wu really belive that ****
Cu: heller 27 at 2: ' Like
Gad byes and praten: ts us. 2000 years age he sent his daly sen he
Bethlehem, he shew us he way he live. And we killed him,
But Gad forgave us. Still he his day he remains with use here on
earh.
Through he power net prayer he can hear sdur heights. All Wu have
he dd is we him and think him and after Wu die he will send
Wu he heaven and Wu will We with him in happiness.
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Submitted: 11/02/2011
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#16 - pepsidiet (11/03/2011) [+] (12 replies)
**pepsidiet rolled a random image** Please do this to the rest of the Bible, also do it to the rest of the religious books :P
#19 to #16 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/03/2011) [-]
**ohgodwaitimatheist rolls 11**
+49
#53 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (39 replies)
#349 - alexzerian (11/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I believe in Aliens more then I do in god. Incoming red thumb nuke
I believe in Aliens more then I do in god. Incoming red thumb nuke
#164 - deadmuerto (11/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**deadmuerto rolled a random image** what religious ppl see right after they die
#108 - demetzgermeister (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - anonymous (11/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sniff sniff ... I smell frontpage. :)
#167 - roflsaurus (11/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Schooled.
Schooled.
#43 - anonymous (11/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)
i don't want be an athiest but i don't believe in that cuz i died 4 3 mins and i hear was machines and i saw pitch black...
User avatar #64 to #48 - magicmist (11/03/2011) [-]
UNLESS YOU A ZOMBIE
#153 - pantatkuberkurap (11/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
If you can reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
#107 - thisisit (11/03/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#110 to #107 - Ulmer (11/03/2011) [-]
RELIGION FIGHT
RELIGION FIGHT
#193 - kornonthecob (11/03/2011) [-]
**kornonthecob rolled a random image** god
#356 - finchimmons (11/03/2011) [-]
god has a wikipedia page, so he exists
#14 - tooshudoods (11/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #163 - bowservoltaire (11/03/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Ok, I'm gonna sink red with but **** it.

I'm Christian, Umbandist btw, and the reason I never feel comfortable speaking against atheists is because, AND THIS IS TRUE CHRISTIANS, for the past 1000 years so-called "christians" have tortured people and forced them to believe in what they thought was true. That is not being a Christian. It's like me saying I'm jewish then killing a bunch of gay ppl and everyone starts to hate on the Jewish religion.
Please criticize the PERSON, not the RELIGION. As soon as you start making fun of the religion and saying it's ******** , you become the same as a christian who says atheists are idiots.

TL;DR
My BEST FRIEND is gay and atheist. I believe in god and am christian.
I believe in evolution, free will to decide what to believe in, etc... Please criticize
those who aren't accepting like this, rather than my belief itself. Jesus NEVER said
GOD HATES Richard SimmonsS. But many ""christians"" do. They're the ones who you should
be trolling and insulting. I do. Not the religion.
#130 - ryjed (11/03/2011) [-]
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#266 - mhorn (11/03/2011) [-]
#220 - corhunger (11/03/2011) [-]
Come, join the new religeon called Skyrim. When you die, you are reborn as a 'Dovahkiin', or Dragonborn. Skyrim sent a representitive 8 days from now and we raped it. They forgive us. Skyrim can hear your thoughts at any time because you think outloud.

#112 - dirtysanchezonmych (11/03/2011) [-]
BURN!!!
BURN!!!
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