Fucking Skyrim. it looks like ill be "sick" on the 11th lol O.O checked page this morning. 7 notifications. 6 new comments added. Checked 5 minutes ag
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Fucking Skyrim

Fucking Skyrim. it looks like ill be "sick" on the 11th lol O.O checked page this morning. 7 notifications. 6 new comments added. Checked 5 minutes ag

it looks like ill be "sick" on the 11th lol
O.O checked page this morning. 7 notifications. 6 new comments added. Checked 5 minutes ago. 8 notifications and 180+ new comments.

Just to make this clear, I HAVE SCHOOL ON VETERANS DAY. So please stop saying that.

What are you watching
Me watching Skyrim San?
trailer*
Well then, its just to
trailer fiter had that you' ll be sick
Skyrim. It comes out an that day.
the lath .
T ******* love you dad!
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User avatar #39 - porridgesque (11/03/2011) [-]
Cool! You can spend ALL DAY watching it download!
#448 to #39 - sirgawain ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
My PC barely runs minecraft with its ****** graphics card. So, I'm getting it for PC.

"Downloading update"
"Installing update"
"Syncing game trophies"


<----- Me (minus the OP part)
#457 to #448 - sirgawain ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
Me when it finishes
#43 to #39 - aleekzz (11/03/2011) [-]
The game is only 6gb big so it shouldnt take so long...
User avatar #295 to #43 - Downey (11/03/2011) [-]
My computer downloads at a max of 200 kbs. So....yeah
User avatar #560 to #295 - adeem (11/03/2011) [-]
where the **** do you live
#445 to #43 - remiall (11/03/2011) [-]
6gb... Lol you wish.
#607 to #445 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
Actually it is only 6 gigs, the specs were just released.

[url deleted] ts-announced/
User avatar #641 to #607 - remiall (11/03/2011) [-]
6 Gigs is incredibly small. I can bet you MW2 is bigger than that. Oblivion is bigger than 6 gigs.
#158 - jalthelas (11/03/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image** mfw i see skyrim trailers
#585 to #573 - FourchansChosenone (11/03/2011) [-]
<-- who is this?
#581 - weavedog (11/03/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#405 - FightClub (11/03/2011) [-]
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turn away dad, you may not enjoy what you see
#376 - miaandvinny (11/03/2011) [-]
**miaandvinny rolled a random image** my dad
#327 - DremoraValkynaz (11/03/2011) [-]
1.Going to midnight launch.
2.Going to play until I cannot see straight.
3.Sleep it off for 5 mins.
Repeat steps 2 and 3.
User avatar #53 - dingojohn (11/03/2011) [-]
> Meet really cute and cool girl at event
> Get her number
> Like girl and talk to her on phone and skype all the time
> Girl admits she really likes you
> Subtle sexual tension in her texts
> Girl lives 5 hours and $150 away
> Decide to go ******* visit her like a baws
> She is really busy, but I can visit an entire weekend
> Said weekend is in, like, a month.
> "Come visit the 11. of November"
> Date sounds familiar, but does not take notice and agrees
> Two weeks later, realise SKYRIM
> Can't decide if pussy for a weekend, or Skyrim for a weekend
> Masturbate furiosly while changing between pictures of girl and Dovahkiin

WTF do I do ?!?

Help me Funnyjunk, you're my only hope !
User avatar #65 to #53 - hazious (11/03/2011) [-]
1st of all, WHY DO YOU FAP IN NO FAP NOVEMBER?
2nd, Your ******* talking about skyrim here. Pussy can wait, skyrim cannot. Tell her you forgot that you actually had to visit your sick grandmother. That always works.
#72 to #65 - dingojohn (11/03/2011) [-]
I never understood the concept of no fap november. It just swooshed over my head.
Also, trolololer presented valid points, and I tend to like sex quite a lot..

<-- What sex is
User avatar #441 to #72 - trollinlove (11/03/2011) [-]
thumbed for that picture lol
#76 to #72 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
Thank you. A thumb for you, my good sir.
User avatar #74 to #65 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
It didn't work when I said it... do you know how much work it took to get her back? What if she starts asking questions? What if she asks for DETAILS?? THEN you're pretty ****** , unless if you thought it through before. :/
User avatar #57 to #53 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 49** oh, and here you go. Some dubs to cheer you up. ^_^
User avatar #58 to #57 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 55** dubs?
#59 to #58 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
Thank you for your time! :) Btw,...YOUR READING SKILL INCREASED BY 9001 POINTS!!! >.<
#66 to #58 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** HAHA! Just realized! These dubs are a reference to my genius comment! xD hahaha awesome! :D
User avatar #151 to #53 - burnoutlegend (11/03/2011) [-]
take whatever platform your getting it on with you =3
#472 to #53 - sirgawain ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
Stop by gamestop on your way over. Problem solved.
User avatar #145 to #53 - drulludanni (11/03/2011) [-]
>buy a laptop
>meet girl
>play skyrim on laptop while no sex
User avatar #80 to #53 - bithcwits (11/03/2011) [-]
Pussy. Then Skyrim - Skyrim will be all the sweeter afterwards.
#55 to #53 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
Ok, guess what bro. When you get offered sex for the first time by a particular girl, you will most likely not get that offer again, especially if the reason behind your rejection is to go and play...a video game. -.- Girls would be like the ****************** jackie chan, and then rejection is very likely. But, ok, say you buy the game. You'll have that game with you, and it's not gonna go anywhere! Well, ok, maybe if you can't play it this weekend, next weekend is just around the corner, and that game console will be waiting for you 24/7! Not her. So you know what I say? I say go to her house and **** until you have to go, or until your dick falls off, whichever comes first. Then, you come home, and if you have free time, PLAY ******* SKYRIM. Of course, taking a break might be close to impossible, but you sure will have plenty of time to play it later! That's a 200% guarantee. Plus, you'll have a girl who will say yes to sex the next time she sees you! It's a double-win, bro. Just think it through. Would you rather have an epic gaming time of Skyrim, or would you rather SHAG HER BRAINS OUT first, then have an epic gaming time of Skyrim? TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BABY, GO GET HER!!!!!
#61 to #55 - dingojohn (11/03/2011) [-]
Your point is valid. Sexy time now, gaming time later !
I like it.

I'll **** her brains out, just for you
BUT IF MY DICK FALLS OFF BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SEX !! WELL, I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO SEND YOU A "THANK YOU" CARD !
#64 to #61 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Yeah. I mean, I, unfortunately, don't play video games much anymore. Guitar/bass/drums has taken over that. But, when I see a bro in need, I always help out. And I'm studying psychology and logical processes and 			****		, so this should be helpful! haha And I understand the whole &quot;boys will be boys&quot; thing, which is wanting to get to their video games ASAP, but hey, when a girl presents her be-HIND to you, christ, you know what to do. xD And you still get both! Peace out man! :D
**trolololer rolled a random image** Yeah. I mean, I, unfortunately, don't play video games much anymore. Guitar/bass/drums has taken over that. But, when I see a bro in need, I always help out. And I'm studying psychology and logical processes and **** , so this should be helpful! haha And I understand the whole "boys will be boys" thing, which is wanting to get to their video games ASAP, but hey, when a girl presents her be-HIND to you, christ, you know what to do. xD And you still get both! Peace out man! :D
User avatar #70 to #64 - dingojohn (11/03/2011) [-]
Cookies for a bro ;)

Tail is inbound, Skyrim will be the after-sex delicious snack
#73 to #70 - trolololer (11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Nowwww, I wonder what ****** thumbed down all these posts. Probably can't read anyways, that's why s/he thumbed down HAHAHAHAHA stupid retard.
#680 to #73 - dingojohn (11/14/2011) [-]
It just might not interest you that I went to her place, got laid and then got dumped by her, just as I started to actually like her a 			*******		 lot..  
  
Lol, 			****		 			****		, i still got some poontang ! And... it.. was... GOOOOD !
It just might not interest you that I went to her place, got laid and then got dumped by her, just as I started to actually like her a ******* lot..

Lol, **** **** , i still got some poontang ! And... it.. was... GOOOOD !
#681 to #680 - trolololer (11/15/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Wait. waitwaitwait. She...dumped you?? O.O AWW MAN!!! Well, it was good while it lasted. :/ :)
User avatar #682 to #681 - dingojohn (11/15/2011) [-]
Turns out she has some unresolved issues with her ex, so she "wasn't just quite ready for a relationship yet"!

But dude.. The sex. . Her body is a ******* miracle ! :D
User avatar #683 to #682 - trolololer (11/16/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 9** Hahaha xD well, her problem, not yours. That roll is the number of ***** you should give about this. "Doesn't matter, had sex!" Right? xD hahaha I'm glad my advice helped you. *internet brofist* and you got to play Skyrim! :D
User avatar #684 to #683 - trolololer (11/16/2011) [-]
Minus 9. -.-
User avatar #685 to #684 - dingojohn (11/16/2011) [-]
<3 Skyrim

<3 Sex

Thanks for listening to my tale of the sex with unresolved-ex-issues-girl !
#687 to #685 - trolololer (11/18/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Bros before hos, man. :D And skyrim before other stuff! haha :P
User avatar #170 to #55 - EdwardNigma (11/03/2011) [-]
Look buddy, I am just saying, I would rather Skyrim than sex.

However, there is one girl I would stop playing Skyrim for...but still, that's a different story.
User avatar #165 - stanlydragon (11/03/2011) [-]
**stanlydragon rolls 88**
#19 - MrRandom (11/03/2011) [-]
**MrRandom rolled a random image**

> Live in Australia
> University exams finish on the 10th
> Have 4 months off to play Skyrim
> mfw
#28 to #19 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
You're lucky. I'm doing high school exams which finish on the 16th :(
User avatar #29 to #28 - MrRandom (11/03/2011) [-]
I know the feel, last year in high school, I had the latest exam date in my year level.
+12
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#459 to #456 - SARV (11/03/2011) [-]
mine too :D
#491 to #456 - poopyfacepants (11/03/2011) [-]
Are you ijn America, because maybe just Veteran's Day
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#510 to #491 - thekracken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #527 to #510 - sirgawain ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
Same here. Veterans day hasn't been a day off. I think it's been a weekend these past few years.
#197 - hellfirex (11/03/2011) [-]
**hellfirex rolls 531,844,143**
User avatar #205 to #197 - originalryan (11/03/2011) [-]
**originalryan rolls 09**
User avatar #210 to #205 - hellfirex (11/03/2011) [-]
**hellfirex rolls 8** minus this
User avatar #212 to #210 - hellfirex (11/03/2011) [-]
**hellfirex rolls 5** minus this
User avatar #213 to #212 - originalryan (11/03/2011) [-]
**originalryan rolls 03** dub dub dubstep
User avatar #215 to #213 - originalryan (11/03/2011) [-]
haha 8 - 5 win
#469 - notjunk (11/03/2011) [-]
**notjunk rolls 44** Now for the 69 perhaps?
#474 to #469 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52** No, just dubs.
User avatar #476 to #469 - taylorajm ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
double dubs in 2 minutes? Nice.
#507 to #469 - croatiandude (11/03/2011) [-]
**croatiandude rolls 51** please
#531 to #469 - notjunk (11/03/2011) [-]
**notjunk rolls 64** You're doing it wrong.
If I dont roll dubs or 69 I'm screwed.
#460 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** MFW I find out My birthday is on the day skyrim comes out.
**anonymous rolled a random image** MFW I find out My birthday is on the day skyrim comes out.
#498 to #460 - zombieloan (11/03/2011) [-]
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#190 - strxhd (11/03/2011) [-]
**strxhd rolled a random image** When I told my dad about Skyrim he reacted like this...
#399 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
to bad there's no school 11/11/11 (veterans day)


fake story then,bro
#402 to #399 - anon (11/03/2011) [-]
What? My school is just having an assembly for that **** , we still have to go!
User avatar #412 to #399 - yutakenusername (11/03/2011) [-]
I've always had school for Veterans' Day, he could too.
#345 - lagbolt (11/03/2011) [-]
The 11th is Veteran's day. It should be a holiday. LOOK AT THE GOD DAMNED CALENDAR.
#164 - braindeadsixtynine (11/03/2011) [-]
**braindeadsixtynine rolled a random image** my face on the 11th
#509 - thatass (11/03/2011) [-]
STOP MISUSING TROLL DAD
#171 - Tyranitar ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
I still need to beat Oblivion. But I'm still looking forward to Skyrim.
#227 to #171 - seratyo (11/03/2011) [-]
I have to give deadric artifacts in at the monent, but the only one I have is the skeleton key...
**** DAT
#198 to #171 - stukka (11/03/2011) [-]
When you say "beat" it, do you mean literally 100%? Shivering Isles / Knights of the Nine too? I've finished the main story and most of the side quests but I've not completed Shivering Isles yet. Pic related - I hope you beat it.
User avatar #222 to #198 - Tyranitar ONLINE (11/03/2011) [-]
100% sounds nice, but I would prefer to beat at least the main story before I get into a sequel, even if its 500 years forward and unlikely to mention the events of Oblivion in detail.
User avatar #224 to #222 - stukka (11/03/2011) [-]
I never played Morrowind but apparently a lot of stuff in Oblivion could be traced back to Morrowind. The story is really worth completing though.
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