what happend to me today

#62 - NinjaSayWhat (03/21/2010) [-]

when beautiful. hot, sexy girls ask me if they are fat, i just say yes. i mean come on, you know if you fat or not. i hate when bitches do that shit.

#61 - luluQ (03/21/2010) [-]

You are soooooo mean

#60 - laspussy (03/21/2010) [-]

if you were fat then trainers you constantly throw pokeballs at you thinking you were a Snorlax

#55 - pineapplesRULE (03/21/2010) [-]

lol i hate it when extremely hot girls are like "no i'm not pretty!" or "i'm fat!" and you sit there yelling YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FAT DAMN.

#68 to #55 - Mellwin (03/23/2010) [-]

Yeah my mates are all, "I'm so ugly, I'm so fat" and I reply to them, "Dude, you're skinnier than me, you're prettier than me. I'm not ugly and I'm not fat so you're not either." I mean, I can admit i'm not ugly, but I'm not up myself with those things. Like, I'm not all "I'm so hot I can get any guy I want." Because I know that's not true. Anybody can get any guy, depending on how desperate the guy is.

#54 - alanthewhite (03/21/2010) [-]

that was sweet fucking alpha male

#53 - Endofzeeworld (03/21/2010) [-]

+1 internets

#52 - fuglybitch (03/21/2010) [-]

This girl at a party told me that I was getting a beer gut, I had my first beer at that party ;(

#51 - ImSupaCool (03/21/2010) [-]

FYL...

#50 - kevinobody (03/21/2010) [-]

But why would you do that? Why? You shouldn't have dont that. Your going to regret that somehow.

#49 - austone ONLINE (03/21/2010) [-]

im so happy my gf doesnt do that

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#47 - Sonnytoo (03/21/2010) [-]

What a dumbass!

#46 - thitysectomars (03/21/2010) [-]

Im a girl, and if i was in a good mood(wich is 99% of the time), i would happily do that for my boyfriend, all he has to do is ask! ;)

#48 to #46 - thetowelboy (03/21/2010) [-]

you know towelboys make great boyfriends...:D

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#44 - behyndyou (03/21/2010) [-]

your a idiot. if the girl was actually hot like you say she was, you wouldn't of insulted her and left her. the story is obviously fake. you fail

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#42 - Sterski (03/21/2010) [-]

you my friend...are an idiot.

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#40 - ThatBoy (03/21/2010) [-]

LOL, Love you man.....IN a hetero way!

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#32 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]

Dude ur a total dick

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#26 - CyanideHappiness (03/21/2010) [-]

you should of said shes fucking beautifal. girls like that MORE then
ur hot

#41 to #26 - iFlyCam (03/21/2010) [-]

yea beautiful and perfect is good ahah

#30 to #26 - shitshouldnsparkle (03/21/2010) [-]

BITCH I TOLD YOU NO COMPUTER IN THE KITCHEN!!!

#33 to #30 - CyanideHappiness (03/21/2010) [-]

DICK I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I WAS 13.

#38 to #33 - TheACEofSpades (03/21/2010) [-]

BITCH AIN'T TO OLD FOR PEDOBEAR

#58 to #38 - CyanideHappiness (03/21/2010) [-]

BITCH.. I know ;]

#34 to #33 - shitshouldnsparkle (03/21/2010) [-]

BITCH, YOU GOTTA LEARN WHILE YOUR YOUNG!!!
NOW GET BACK IN THAT FUCKIN KITCHEN!!!!

#57 to #34 - CyanideHappiness (03/21/2010) [-]

BITCH I MAKE AWESOME PB AND JS!

#29 to #26 - Baer (03/21/2010) [-]

yeah probably, but you might noticed in this story that i wasn't so keen on keeping her

#35 to #29 - sorcerer (03/21/2010) [-]

Someday I will have a girlfriend, and when I'm sick of her I will remember this.
Thank you sir for topping off my afternoon lulz ;)

#59 to #35 - Baer (03/21/2010) [-]

you are very welcome ;)

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#27 to #26 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]

no, queer. go make me a sandwich

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#28 to #27 - Psychoturtle (03/21/2010) [-]

Psh when were anons allowed to tell chicks to go make a snadwich?

#37 to #28 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/21/2010) [-]

a snadwich? sounds...gross :D

#45 to #37 - FionaX (03/21/2010) [-]

dramaqueenthirteen?
thats a gay ass name

#66 to #45 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/22/2010) [-]

ima freakin dramaqueen. deal.

#69 to #66 - FionaX (03/23/2010) [-]

can we please get the annoying 13 year old bitch off our happy website !

#71 to #69 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/23/2010) [-]

thats not why its 13. thats my fav number. and if u saw me stupid pic that i commented on that said i was thirteen, my sis went on my account D:<

#73 to #71 - FionaX (03/24/2010) [-]

what twisted world do you live in that thirteen is your fave number D:

#74 to #73 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/24/2010) [-]

i was born on the thirteenth. so was my dad. and grandpa. soooo yeah. and its lucky....for me..? loll

#75 to #74 - FionaX (03/25/2010) [-]

just because your born on a date does not make it lucky , people were born on the 11th of september, is that lucky?

#77 to #75 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/25/2010) [-]

its MY lucky numer. so...there! :D

#76 to #75 - Baer (03/25/2010) [-]

yeah but what about this:

why is the number 13 unlucky?

#79 to #76 - FionaX (03/25/2010) [-]

that i do not know hmmmmm ponder

#78 to #76 - dramaqueenthirteen (03/25/2010) [-]

dude, i love you

#43 to #37 - Rhitman (03/21/2010) [-]

i lol'ed at your comment. XD

#25 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]

Not all girls think they're fat. Insecure ones do, and attention whores say it for attention. You did the right thing, the whiner.

#36 to #25 - HeavenandHell (03/21/2010) [-]

LOL...will you marry me? Cause that comment was fucking hilarious :P

#24 - anonsrevenge **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]

Oh well, according to you she's a butterface anyway

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#23 - holycrapiliektoast (03/21/2010) [-]

whenever i tell my gf to make me a sammich she just tells me to shut up........

#64 to #23 - Mellwin (03/21/2010) [-]

Your girlfriend fails.

#65 to #64 - holycrapiliektoast (03/22/2010) [-]

no man shes awsome

#67 to #65 - Mellwin (03/23/2010) [-]

Haha, well, that may be true but she still tells you to shut up when you tell her to make you a sammich, if my boyfriend asked me to make him some food I would.

#70 to #67 - holycrapiliektoast (03/23/2010) [-]

so ur boyfriend uses u like a tool?