Things I have learned from friends, TV, and the Internet.
1. LOL can have 2 meanings.
2. There is a perverted meaning behind everything.
3. Lady Gaga has a penis.
4. Lady Gaga denies having a penis.
5. Bella thinks Edward sparkles like a little bitch.
ti. Justin Bieber is gay.
I There are 2 Justin Biebers. the is/ was in a band, the other is 15, gay, and famous.
S. Miley Cyrus is pregnant.
9. Thousands upon thousands of things can be made with the - face.
IO. ychan is a very confusing website, but if yon fuck with them, yon will pay.
11. Longcat is .
12. Captain Obvious says "Homosexuals are gay".
13. If there is no porn found, it will be made.
14. Madonna cannot die.
15. "If yon watch Benjamin Button backwards, its about a guy... a normal guy..."
Iti. Cyanide and Happiness cartoons should be depressing, but they' re always hilarious.
17. Blue wattle.
18. If yon look up #17, yon will regret it. Forever.
19. People will always bitch about reposts. Always. Even if they haven' t been seen in a year, and
20. "Fat ben made poop" gets alloying fast.
21. TITS OR GED!
22. Animal was a very alloying shit of a troll.
23. Crumbling whores always get bitched about, but Embed up anyway.
24. Bitches don' t know about my dick,
25. Bitches don' t know imma Erin my lam!
26. SHED “HEP DEE WHOP!
Chuck Norris is the only person that "In Soviet Russia" does not apply to.
28. You cannot find Chuck Norris.
29. If yon can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If yon can' t see Chuck Norris, you' re
about to die.
30. Norway, Denmark and Sweden are the shit.
31. This is my shit. As yon can see, it is bananas. Bananas is spelled .
32. Bitches don' t know about my dick,
34. You may or may not have read this far. If yon did, yay. If yon didn' t, yay.
35. You will comment and rate as yon wish. I don' t care. I was bored.
36. Longcat is .