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toenail clipping it up if you like it<br />
Edit: I've enjoyed reading the comments of people who think that I actually did this. Let me stress this people.... It's a joke!!!!<br />
Thank you to those who have been pointing this out to those who lack the intelligence to work it out themselves.
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#102 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
pls send me porn:

ahmadman[at]gmail[dot]com

god bless
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User avatar #104 to #102 - megamanfan (03/21/2010) [-]
god told me to tell you to shut the fuck up
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User avatar #111 to #104 - thebigoddone (06/06/2010) [-]
no...it was jesus
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User avatar #100 - Tits Tilson (03/21/2010) [-]
lolz
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#97 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
this, is simply a slightly reworded joke from [url deleted] show some originality, asswipe
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User avatar #99 to #97 - Zlurpo (03/21/2010) [-]
He put it on FunnyJunk. Did you? No. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise. So shut up.
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User avatar #96 - miigwun **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
when you said "massive stick"........
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User avatar #95 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
Haha.
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#94 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
I figured he was blind as soon as I saw the "massive stick" thing. So first I was like :I
And then I was like <:(
Then I was like D:>
And then I was like
O/
O\
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#90 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
what the fuck man???
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User avatar #89 - Ninja X (03/21/2010) [-]
I laughed...do I go to hell now?
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User avatar #101 to #89 - Abyssmal **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
I think hell has a nice warm place for me. :)
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#98 to #89 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
one simply doesnt walk into hell
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User avatar #93 to #89 - Vivi (03/21/2010) [-]
There is an easier way to go to hell.
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#80 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/21/2010) [-]
Some dude I knew never listened to me.

One time, i was trying to get his attention. He Kept ignoring me.
I waved at him. He still ignored me.

So I grabbed a chair and smashed it over his head.

When he got up he yelled at the person next to me: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR"

I replied: you wouldn't listen.

He then Shouted: I'M DEAF AND BLIND, YOU, CUNT!!!
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#103 to #80 - carmelorules (03/21/2010) [-]
Your story is invalid.
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User avatar #88 to #80 - JKAMonday (03/21/2010) [-]
If hes deaf then how did he respond to the guy?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - NuJeRZeYDeViiL (03/21/2010) [-]
doesnt make sense, deaf people cant speak and he heard the reply
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#86 to #81 - funnybaby (03/21/2010) [-]
He's blind not deaf, guide dog? If he was deaf he wouldn't need a guide dog.
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#91 to #86 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
so you're saying that being deaf makes blind people able to see?
makes complete sense...
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#92 to #91 - funnybaby (03/21/2010) [-]
It doesn't say he's deaf it says he's blind. Guide dog, stick? I'm saying blind people can talk because they can hear.
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#82 to #81 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/21/2010) [-]
Oh Yeah...
FFFFUUUUU---
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#83 to #82 - Rrool (03/21/2010) [-]
And you beat people up for ignoring you? thats fucked up..
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#84 to #83 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/21/2010) [-]
It was just something random actually.
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#87 to #84 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
Thats a fail on your part.
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User avatar #79 - loliotaku (03/21/2010) [-]
10 minutes he was arrested for animal brutality.
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