Troll for Halloween. True Story. I have no artistic talent or this would've been a comic. Edit: Frontpage!? You guys made it worth the candy loss. . This year I
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Troll for Halloween. True Story. I have no artistic talent or this would've been a comic. Edit: Frontpage!? You guys made it worth the candy loss. . This year I

True Story.
I have no artistic talent or this would've been a comic.
Edit: Frontpage!? You guys made it worth the candy loss.

This year I drew the short straw and was handing out candy. Since I live in a relatively new and tightly
packed neighborhood, handing out candy meant I couldn' t even close my door between the choruses of
Trick or treat", I had a giant tub of candy for the kids and gave a small handful to each. But I was
approached by a little kid in a grim reaper' s costume. Hood down Over his skull mask, scythe otter his
shoulder and feet completely covered by his robe he looked rather cool. Without a word he held out a
little burlap bag marked "Souls", It was empty, so I felt a twinge of excitement for being the first house
this kid had visited despite being in the middle of the neighborhood. Wanting to start him off on a good
foot I scooped up a bunch of candy with both hands and poured it into his bag. He nodded, pleased and
moved silently down my walkway. Girls in glittering fairy outfits came running up, but as I gave them
their candy I watched the Grim Reaper go to his mother, who was waiting on the sidewalk, holding the
handle to a wagon with a very full trashbag. Little Grim dumped his bag of souls into the bag and
proceeded to the next house "empty handed",
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User avatar #2 - nicklerollshxc (10/31/2011) [-]
This child is going to go places in life.
#3 - uberninja (10/31/2011) [-]
Candy giver outers' face
User avatar #1 - smokeytheape (10/31/2011) [-]
HAHAHAH WHAT A CHAMP! you got baited my friend. Not fun for losing candy, but that kid deserves props
#76 - Ken M (11/01/2011) [+] (8 replies)
**anonymous rolls 11**
**anonymous rolls 11**
#106 to #76 - freehugsarefree (11/01/2011) [-]
TL;DR? Here.
User avatar #112 - yojo (11/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Next halloween I'm going to open the door, act like I have down syndrome, pour milk into their bags and say "happy Christmas!"
#88 - ScruffytheJanitor (11/01/2011) [-]
After giving out candy and the excitement died down, there were only a few late trick or treaters out. I had some candy left over and decided to eat some while watching TV and before I knew it, a knock and a TRICK OR TREAT. I turned my head 180 degrees to look at the door and the kid was dressed as slenderman. I screamed and jumped up before I realized it was just the kids costume. He got extra candy.
#146 - tonyspinners (11/01/2011) [-]
"Well, off to the next house mom"
#51 - lovestospoodge (11/01/2011) [-]
"I have no artistic talent or this would've been a comic."
umm, what? artistic talent and ragecomic making?
#105 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/01/2011) [-]
This kid is a genius!
#79 - flashdriver (11/01/2011) [-]
**flashdriver rolled a random image** roll for halloween!! idon't care if it's late :P
#233 - burbuflipple (11/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#214 - jalthelas (11/01/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image** the kid's face behind the mask
**jalthelas rolled a random image** the kid's face behind the mask
#185 - sarahbrowniez (11/01/2011) [+] (13 replies)
my halloween costume :)
#242 - poodlejuice (11/01/2011) [-]
**poodlejuice rolled a random image** my reaction to the kid
**poodlejuice rolled a random image** my reaction to the kid
#120 - tkuja (11/01/2011) [-]
**tkuja rolled a random image**
#190 - vegetation (11/01/2011) [+] (12 replies)
**vegetation rolled a random image** Lol, no one even rang at my house, and I was there standing by (lights on too)
#48 - salsawin (11/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**salsawin rolled a random image**

<<That kid is this much of a Bad-A.
#87 - hightime (11/01/2011) [-]
this kid is a genius!
+20
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