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#43 - righteousmuffin
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(11/01/2011) [-]
"Last year, I saw this hot lady. No, hotter than lava. She started doing a strip tease and I knew she liked me. We laughed together, played together, talked together. One day, she was cheating on me, so I shot her dead and wrote something to make me feel better."

-Shakespeare