There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big tr. truck driver
steps next to him,
takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says,
Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I' ll buy you another drink.
I just oan' t stand to see a man ory."
No, it' s not: that. This day is the worst of my life.
First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.
Hy boss, outrageous, fires me.
when I leave the building, to my oar,
I found out it was stolen.
The -oliee said that the tan do nothin-.
get a car to return ome,
I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.
The oah driver just drives away."
I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. I leave home,
and tome to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up and drink my poison."