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Now that you're an adult, be that guy.

Im on facebook! www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Fjifa/223381024387537 i havn't got it started yet.. Send a friend request!

*EDIT* Top 100, thanks guys!

Top 40! Thanks! I got frontpage twice im one day!

Top 20! I love you guys~

Top 15! What else could i ask for?

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#4 - supertypicaluser (10/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**supertypicaluser rolled a random image** Or with a drugs, become this guy!
#35 - Jameshaich (10/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
> Open up candy, eat them all.
> **** in a bowl, and carefully shape your **** into the candy bars
> Put laxatives in your ****
> Put your laxitated **** in the candy wrappers
> Stare out your window like a boss, watching kids **** out your **** .
#15 - TristanV (10/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I hate kids, or at least kids now.

They deserve Black Licorice.
#235 - Reverend (10/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Or be this guy and give out raisins.
#382 - colonelwoofles (10/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**colonelwoofles rolled a random image** what i give kids
#242 - HowBoutYouSuckMe (10/31/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**HowBoutYouSuckMe rolled a random image**
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#66 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#416 - Deception (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**Deception rolled a random image** what i will hand out on Halloween
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#376 - punchniggers **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#21 - niggerponies ONLINE (10/30/2011) [+] (10 replies)
superglue them to the bowl...
#22 to #21 - verby ONLINE (10/30/2011) [-]
you sick ****
#457 - robotzombie (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<-- What im handing out this year
#77 - happytinman (10/30/2011) [-]
What I'm giving out...
What I'm giving out...
#432 - alcatrazeightyfive (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I've eaten through half the candy I was going to give out for Halloween. I think I'm just going to pretend I'm not home and keep the rest for myself. I guess I'm scumbag steve.
#71 - anonemous (10/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
what I'm giving out
#426 - lemortedemiller (10/31/2011) [-]
i enjoy giving out caramel "apples" which are actually made with onions. problem?
#338 - smurflicious (10/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I live in a nice house. Not a rich looking place, but a bit nicer than just middle class yah know? But the neighbor hood next to me was like a step up. They looked like they lived in freaking mansions. My mom didn't like me going over there for Halloween since it was dark and I didn't know the people who lived there. But I went anyways. So I expected normal candy, but a larger selection (my neighbor hood had mainly just snickers, twix, twizlers, and the occasional pencil...). So a few houses in and I discover that they not only have a larger selection, but KING SIZED EVERYTHING!!! I went through the neighborhood in about half an hour, headed home, and changed my costume around, and then I went around again. By the time I was on my second turn, most people were going to bed so they actually set OUT their candy! By the time I was heading home with a pillow-case full of candy I could already tell that I was either going to have a heart attack or get diabetes from all the sugar. But I didn't care. I was in candy heaven.  
Moral of the story: Hand out the mother 						*******					 king sizes. Kids don't spend their night going door to door for a bite-size candy bar. And please, for the love of God, don't hand out pencils and raisins..  
  
.gif is how I felt after I hate all the candy..
I live in a nice house. Not a rich looking place, but a bit nicer than just middle class yah know? But the neighbor hood next to me was like a step up. They looked like they lived in freaking mansions. My mom didn't like me going over there for Halloween since it was dark and I didn't know the people who lived there. But I went anyways. So I expected normal candy, but a larger selection (my neighbor hood had mainly just snickers, twix, twizlers, and the occasional pencil...). So a few houses in and I discover that they not only have a larger selection, but KING SIZED EVERYTHING!!! I went through the neighborhood in about half an hour, headed home, and changed my costume around, and then I went around again. By the time I was on my second turn, most people were going to bed so they actually set OUT their candy! By the time I was heading home with a pillow-case full of candy I could already tell that I was either going to have a heart attack or get diabetes from all the sugar. But I didn't care. I was in candy heaven.
Moral of the story: Hand out the mother ******* king sizes. Kids don't spend their night going door to door for a bite-size candy bar. And please, for the love of God, don't hand out pencils and raisins..

.gif is how I felt after I hate all the candy..
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#438 - gloriouswingeduser (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**gloriouswingeduser rolled a random image** What I give out on Halloween.
**gloriouswingeduser rolled a random image** What I give out on Halloween.
#444 to #438 - scremph (10/31/2011) [-]
**scremph rolled a random image** what...what the **** is that?
#174 - zombeezx (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**zombeezx rolled a random image** what im giving out
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User avatar #5 to #3 - spearpwi ONLINE (10/30/2011) [-]
He's on about being good guy greg for Halloween, not eating all that chocolate. Unintelligent Female!
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