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User avatar #71 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
How to get off a deserted Island:
1. Michael Phelps.
2. A leash.
3. Gold Medals.
There is also another way:
1. A fat guy.
2. Bar of Snickers/Mars or some chocolate bars.
3. A leash and he will swim you to safety.
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User avatar #76 to #71 - EvilSquiggly (03/20/2010) [-]
Fat people are to heavy to swim.
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User avatar #86 to #76 - bamman ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
Fat is less dense than muscle and water. (According to the internet fat is .9g/mL and muscle is 1.06g/mL, by default, water is 1g/mL) Therefore it floats.
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#103 to #86 - Penacolada (03/21/2010) [-]
agreed
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User avatar #84 to #76 - RakeFucker (03/20/2010) [-]
Whales are really heavy and they can swim just fine.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
I guess :/
-2 thumbs? Ricky Bobby is disappoint.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - EvilSquiggly (03/20/2010) [-]
then i thumb up!
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User avatar #79 to #78 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
Thank you good sir. I thumb up back at ya!
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