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How to win at swimming

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Submitted: 03/19/2010
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User avatar #97 - seoulspirit (03/20/2010) [-]
Lol at the black guy in the back who's prob. thinking "Cracka stole my medals"
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#102 to #97 - Penacolada (03/21/2010) [-]
idiot.... that was a relay and "the black guy" was on it as well
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#95 - mommajunker (03/20/2010) [-]
stop trying to make michael phelps into chuck norris. there is no other than the chuck.
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User avatar #93 - SuperNazi (03/20/2010) [-]
he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to geico
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User avatar #91 - bullache (03/20/2010) [-]
he also goes super saiyan
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User avatar #94 to #91 - GodofTV (03/20/2010) [-]
Holy Shit - Exactly what I thought he was trying to do!
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#90 - AnimalsFatFriend (03/20/2010) [-]
Micheal Phelps is a cunt nugget
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User avatar #89 - VirtualRunner (03/20/2010) [-]
this is why mj is so at music ("Beat it...")
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User avatar #88 - Renagaid (03/20/2010) [-]
This could be the chuck norris of the water!
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User avatar #85 - ReaLCooLGuY ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
MMMMmmmmmM!
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User avatar #83 - RakeFucker (03/20/2010) [-]
Smoking weed is only cool after you win tons of gold medals.
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#87 to #83 - hardip (03/20/2010) [-]
Smoking weed anytime is fine
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User avatar #82 - ReturnDarkKnight (03/20/2010) [-]
You spelt Chuck Norris wrong
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User avatar #81 - armouredtiger (03/20/2010) [-]
michael phelps swims in water, but chuck norris swims in michael phelps
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User avatar #75 - ilikebluewaffle (03/20/2010) [-]
**ilikebluewaffle rolls 516,093,633** why is there a nigger stealing his space?
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User avatar #72 - bigbaddrag (03/20/2010) [-]
notice the black girl on the left giving him a mean look
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User avatar #71 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
How to get off a deserted Island:
1. Michael Phelps.
2. A leash.
3. Gold Medals.
There is also another way:
1. A fat guy.
2. Bar of Snickers/Mars or some chocolate bars.
3. A leash and he will swim you to safety.
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User avatar #76 to #71 - EvilSquiggly (03/20/2010) [-]
Fat people are to heavy to swim.
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User avatar #86 to #76 - bamman ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
Fat is less dense than muscle and water. (According to the internet fat is .9g/mL and muscle is 1.06g/mL, by default, water is 1g/mL) Therefore it floats.
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#103 to #86 - Penacolada (03/21/2010) [-]
agreed
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User avatar #84 to #76 - RakeFucker (03/20/2010) [-]
Whales are really heavy and they can swim just fine.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
I guess :/
-2 thumbs? Ricky Bobby is disappoint.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - EvilSquiggly (03/20/2010) [-]
then i thumb up!
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User avatar #79 to #78 - Ricky Bobby (03/20/2010) [-]
Thank you good sir. I thumb up back at ya!
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User avatar #70 - elektra (03/20/2010) [-]
he is a very good swimmer...but Damn..he so ugly with that screaming face
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User avatar #66 - SSVegeta (03/20/2010) [-]
"which nigger stole my bike!?" thus beginning his days of swimming.
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User avatar #65 - milosstankovic (03/20/2010) [-]
roses are red.......oranges are orange.......................................................................... .....................................................ILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE
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User avatar #63 - StarScream ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
well chuck norris does that to land and he still swims through it today
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User avatar #64 to #63 - NegativeFour (03/20/2010) [-]
No, Chuck norris Would just run on the bottem, Due to the fact that the water wouldnt want to fuck with chuck norris, and go away
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User avatar #101 to #64 - StarScream ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
im talkin about how chuck norris swims through land not walk on water
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User avatar #60 - TokixWartooth (03/20/2010) [-]
He learned the Chuck Norris method. Bravo, Phelps, Bravo. You can has +1 Internetz.
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User avatar #73 to #60 - ianishere (03/20/2010) [-]
Haha, your avatar is bobbing to the beat of my music(Ramstein-Du Hast).
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User avatar #96 to #73 - TokixWartooth (03/20/2010) [-]
i know that song lol du... du hast... du hast may (idk what it really says)
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User avatar #100 to #96 - ianishere (03/20/2010) [-]
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
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