My Next Life
by Woody Alien
In my next life I want to live backwards.
l/ tau start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you mm up in an old people': home
feeling better every day,
Vou get inched out for being too healthy,
in collect year pension, and then when
yea start ummh, yea get In geld watch
and a party en year first day.
Vent snarl: far -In years until yea' re young
enaugh ta enjee year retirement.
You party, Web ait: ohoh, and are
generally : rut, then yea
are ready fer high schewl.
Nu then 90 to primary school,
we become hid. yea play.
Mot, have m responsibilities,
you became a baby until yea
are learn. And then yea spend
your last El fleeting in
luxuriates we the conditions with
central heating and ream service
en tea. larger quarters every day
and then, ‘smile!
Wu finish off as an
I rest my case.