sweet celestia! anything can go to Congress as long as you say "create jobs." i'm gunna purpose a bill to congress, The Stab Somebody in the Face Bill of 2011. if my bill is passed, every citizen is alowed to stab one person in the face once a month. Sure murder and knife related injuries will go up, but it'll create new jobs! It'll hire more doctors, more hospital and even more knife salesmen. So let's pass this bill!