AAaaaaaaand favorited because you're aa genius.

That's not genius, that's sociopathic traits...

Noticing recurring patterns and traits, gaps in the human mind to use to your advantage?

That's genius, man.

What you described is a sociopath's conversation...

so·ci·o·path
"A person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience."

You can't care about a test subject...

Well, then, ground-breaking scientists are sociopaths, and they're the ones I look up to :3

The greatest scientist that worked on the human body is the "doctors" in the concentration camps.
All their work was tossed away, or at least disowned, due to the inhumane things they did.
Including seeing how long a human being can survive without vital organs, limbs, and certain amounts of blood.
They preformed cupcakes before anyone in the world knew what it was.
They discovered many things about the human body, and just what extremes it can withstand.
And they were fucking lunatics.
And that's just what was proven that they did.
I can't imagine what else was done...

O_O

...well...

I don't support it, but... throwing away all the research must've been a LITTLE hastily done...

Rotting, disfigured corpses lying all around.
The "doctors" were killed, there's no doubt about that.
What happened to all the research, I have no idea.
I'm sure some was taken for actual use, but I'm 99% sure that they will not honestly say how they got the information, at least they wouldn't do so with any joy in their voice.

Certainly not. What they did was fucked up, but, then again, so is science.

Pretty much!

I derped (hard) with the MM I just sent... this is why I can't have nice things.

I saw "this" as well.
"This" is a very nice word. But this doesn't need thumbs, it'd look weird...
thithumbss. See? weird.

God dammit, life, god dammit!

Although, for now, I must retire to bed. Will you be on tomorrow?

Yup, love that new Ctrl + enter thing...

Yes, I will be online tomorrow, earlier then today for sure.
I don't have work tomorrow.

But little did you know, you love parties even more.

Goodnight!
Sleep well!

Oh, no! Did someone really scan there crappy and empty? <_>

I didn't think you would, I can't see you using anything as ridiculous as facebook.

Credit card.
I accidentally that.

It's just... why would I friend people I don't know so they can stalk me over the internet? I don't want people I KNOW stalking me, let alone some random stranger.
If I want to talk to someone I know, I go to their house, sit down, and talk. Facebook just doesn't simulate that well enough...

I hate it when I accidentally things

It's pretty... I can't come up with the word, but it's definitely pretty something...

Oxymoronic because that's pretty much what I do here?

What's pretty much what you do here?

I've friend-ed-ed people I didn't know back when I was new... though it did turn out pretty well over time.
Though, out of my 57 friends, I only keep in touch with about 5 or 6...
Still worth every second spent here.

More or less same here, come to think of it.

actually, it's really just you, as of late...

Yeah, I still chat with just you way more then the others...
Though, I'm chatting with XBL now, actually.
Lefty was a little while ago, maybe I should chat again.
I should visit Lawlit again, though.
and Nintendokami visited my profile yesterday.
I seem to be rather popular this week. XD

I actually should get back in touch with XBL...

I don't even know what i'd say to Yiff...

Hello usually works for me... followed by asking how they've been.

It's true... no matter how long I've been away, everyone appreciates a solemn Hello, and knowing that you care enough to ask how they've been, and it always has a chance to start a conversation...

It's basic physiology. Everyone's happy when someone they like returns, no matter who they are nor how long they've been gone
And asking a question that leads to conversation shows that you are interested in what they say as well.
...I'm starting to delve into the mind a tad much...

Dude, i LOVE psychological an physiological stuff! You literally CAN'T delve too far into it in a conversation with me :3

I find it a tad rude to be talking about breaking down the mental process of people to someone I chat with daily...
I do it all the time, but it's not exactly the... preferred method of conversations.

Maybe not for you... well, no, not for anyone, but still, I find stuff like this insatiably intriguing :3

Don't worry, I don't do physiological experimentation on people I know. Especially not you. It's pretty much a dick move to whomever I do it to, but I've learned a lot from it.

Could you at least explain it? Pwease?

Explain what?
How I break down the mental process of someone?

If that's okay with you :3

Well, it starts with "hello", how are you?
They usually respond with "I'm doing well, and you?"
I've learned that well is equivalent to good, fine is equivalent to okay, great is equivalent to amazing and that bad is equivalent to not okay.
Going off that, I respond following as a normal conversation, asking constant questions to see what type of answer I can get from someone in a certain mood.

I've learned that people who are doing "well" tend to respond with medeocre responses, short and simple, those who are "fine" tend to respond with short and questionable responses, great tends to go on more about whatever, and happily answers whatever I ask, and bad tends not to answer questions, thus I've deducted those who are not okay tend to be easy to anger.

And this was all done at ages 10-11. The simple things. Very easy to do.
It takes more effort that is pretty difficult to explain when I need to get deeper into someones mind.
Scaring them tends to make them put their guard up, and they talk more when their guard is up.
Angering them makes them reveal secrets.
Annoying them makes them give obnoxious answers, or ignore you, and so on.

Hey! How have you been, man?

Rather well, you?

I kinda accidentally stumbled on this convo, only read the last few posts, honest!

Is that so...?

Promise. I didn't read much, only the part really the part where it mentions Yiff and I, and have no intention of reading any further.

I don't mind if you want to read further.
There's nothing here I need to hide.
I'm sure you'd learn a few things, too.

Learn a few things, what do you mean?

Indeed it would... That why I agree we need to talk more.
I'd like to know what you've managed to learn about me as well, as self analysis is rather difficult to do...

I learn something from every single conversation I have, few or not, and the knowledge is left to rot in my brain, forgotten until needed.
Every time I see your username, what I typed and the ways I react pop into my head, resulting a totally different mindset.
It happens for everyone.
Well, just about everyone...

Of course I am, and I always will be.
But if you really wish to see me without the mask, the psychopathic, mentally unstable, lunatic that I am will be happy to do so.

And what exactly did you learn?

You know where my profile is, I'm always up for a chat.

I'll go leave Zero a message now, before I forget.

You tend to be cheery, though rather distant at times, more so when you are feeling down.
You are easier to anger when you are feeling down, but also easier to chat with once you break the barrier that blocks you and the person you are talking with. You are honest, but tend to try skipping over the truth.
You are an overall fun person, but you tend to have trouble talking about yourself.
And you genuinely care about others, but not enough to force change on a whim.
You are a hard one to read, but I think I got your "style" down just fine, at least from the conversations I've had with you.
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what I've manage to gather thus far.

And my posting style outside of my conversations with mrgreat is covered with a mask of happyness.
It's a lie, it's suffocating, and it makes it hard to keep a conversation, but I tend not to have a problem.
You want my REAL posting style? Without the mask? Read my convo's with mrgreat, that's the real me. That's without the mask.

If you were wrong, why'd I correct you? That'd ruin all the fun!

Well, you pretty much hit the nail on the head, which is an amazing feat considering that we don't speak all that often.

There's also the times where I get very analytic. I don't like when I do though, because it's tied into me feeling down. I wear out rather easy afterwards.

I've read the convo, or skimmed most of it. Interesting stuff. I did learn a few interesting things, but I digress, you're still life alright. No doubt about it.

I'm off to bed now, I'd like to start speaking to you more again.

Oh, and Zero was looking for you. I dunno if he actually got in contact with you, but just letting you know. Night!

I knew all that.
I know how to break down sentences, how to put my mind to work deciphering something someone says beyond it's intended meaning.
It's much easier to do when I'm not actually online, when I'm hearing them, the fluctuation in the voice makes it MUCH easier to break it down.
I just thought I managed to break that habit.
I like not having a style for anything, it's much more fun that way.

I suppose I have 2 styles then... There's when I'm wearing the mask, and when I'm not.
I don't usually wear a mask when chatting with mrgreat, because it doesn't tend to work, anyway.
Works great elsewhere, though...

Of course. I figured I had just said it weird. I try to vary up my style as much as possible. Make myself hard to read. When I'm sad though, it's rather obvious.

I'm actually well aware of people using more then one posting style, but it's not always accurate, and sometimes I just have to go out a Twitchy-twitchy-twitch-a-twitch. ^_^

I have a posting style?

Everyone has a certain manner in which they post, you didn't know? Little quirks that you'll notice! Longer sentence structure, short structure, the types of words you tend to use, stuff like that! It's how I know how someone is feeling, even when they won't tell me, or say they're fine. It'll show in your words!

I use pictures to express how I feel. However, for others, they'll use pictures to make it seem like everything is alright! This post may seem angry from the picture, yet I'm actually content at the moment. Our brain associates, or mine does at least, the picture next to the words, because they're near each other, gestalt psychology. In reality, sometimes the picture has nothing to do with the actual post itself.

So, what I've learned to do is pay close attention to HOW people post. ^_^

Oh, right. I don't usually post Pinkamena when I'm chatting with you, do I?
Sorry about that. It's hard to get out of this folder when I'm on the same thread.

Everything's fine.
I'm exactly who I was in the other thread.
It's just different pictures, but to be honest, I use these more then I use the other ones.

It's not just that. Your posting style too. I don't remember it being like this.

I'm certain you'd learn at least one thing about me.
And maybe something random.
and maybe something about mrgreat as well.

Either way, it won't bother me.
I know these comments can be rolled, they're not exactly as private as profiles.

Life... You seem different.

Everything okay?

Very well! Been hanging out in a new thread lately, kind of making a name for myself x3

>accidentally stumbled across this conversation
>is 10 days old and most likely buried beneath thread stuff
>life mysteriously stops replying right after naming people he needs to get in touch with

seems legit x3

I don't care how you found it, just glad to be talking again! skype's been messing up, lately :c

Actually, I was wondering where he went, so I went on his profile to see when his last comment was made, realized that it's you he usually speaks too, and took a little peak. So... Here I am.

I've been getting more active on the thread lately. May start posting poems daily-ish again.

S'okay!

I figured :p

Dude, that's great! I've missed your poems!

Clever pony.

The way life is at the moment, I can't guarantee anything really. T'is a time of change.

>MFW reply limit already

It happens when you don't start at the top.

As it turns out, I'm dead tired already. So it won't matter all that much, I'll be off in another 30 minutes or so.

^3^

Well, true, but a fool can dream!

^_^

It's true! I do love too dream!

Why did I not know this sooner? <O>

I'm not sure...
It never seemed relevant what I went for...

>"relevant what I went for"
wut

It never seemed relevant to mention that I went both ways...

To the gay kid who talks to you every day?

(Not mad, by the way xD)

You have a point...

If you don't mind me asking... do you have a preference, or is it 50/50?

Never thought much about it...
I suppose I don't really care, so it'd be more 50/50.
I shoot more for who I actually like more, not just a "sexy thing."

I hope you wouldn't find it criminal of me if I were to ask you for a picture of your face? You've never actually posted it here, and I'd love to see it :3

1. I don't have any recent pictures of me.
2. I have many reasons to keep my face off the internet, the main reason only you know.
3. If I did have a recent picture of me, I really doubt I would post it on this thread where it could get rolled and seen by thousands of people who come on this site regularly.

If you feel I don't exist or something, I do have proof that I am who I say I am...

Of course I know you exist, man, and I totally understand. If you ever do want to, my profile is always open :)

Look, I know you're an awesome guy, and I don't trust anyone else on this site more than I trust you. You've always been there for me when it really counts, and, well... I don't know, but you're definitely special to me.

Good, because i posted it once before and I'm not afraid to do so again.
It's my mothers obituary.
There's pictures, but they are deactivated due to the fact that we don't have rhyme nor reason to reactive the account.
If you really want to see my face, at least of me when I was with my mother, you can pay 30 bucks to see them for a year, or 80 to see them whenever you'd like.

I've trusted you with the one thing I wouldn't share with the world, and yet you still come back, that's saying more then enough right there.
You're still the only reason I come online anymore, too. I'd be long gone otherwise.

Still, you know i'd never ask you to do something like that.

Wow, only 30 bucks? What a steal!

I've tried explaining why, to no avail, but in short it's because... I can't put my finger on it, but you're special and different in a lot of great ways, one mistake can't mess it up. For now, however, I need to hit the rack. Can I expect to talk to you tomorrow night?

Are you sure?
All I need to do is hit CTRL + V and you'd have the link.

I know! 30 bucks and we don't have to visit her grave because we'll be able to blog about it! OMG! -.-' I'm glad it went down, though I did lose contact with quite a few people on my mothers side because they live so far away.

I can understand different, but not much for special... and one BIG mistake can mess up anything...
Of course, I'll be online tomorrow.

I'm sure, don't worry.

I'm sorry to hear about losing contact, but at least it's down, right?

Good. Good Night, Dylan, I look forward to tomorrow.

<3

Hello again!
How are you tonight?

I'm doing awesome! How are you?

I'm feeling pretty good.
Everything just seems... easier today.
Even work was a breeze.
I feel I could take on the entire world at this rate.

I'm feeling the exact same way! Everything'sTurningUpMilhouse!.gif

Care to tell me more about work?
Do it. Do it and post pictures on your FB wall, like OMG

Work was... work.
I cashiered, bagged, and dealt with people who don't know how to use a credit card and people who try to steal everything from us. We've been having a rise in theft lately... someone even scanned their crappy and empty than RAN out the doors before we could do anything... they are now banned from our store for a $30 order, unless they pay it back.
Well done.

And I don't have a facebook account.
At least I don't think I do... my sister said she made me one a long time ago, but I used it once and then never went back, they don't keep them around if you don't use them for almost a year, do they? Otherwise I might have one that I haven't used for about year...

Alright then, if your curiosity ever peaks, remember it doesn't take long for me to open the page.
I really don't mind about sharing it.

I only really miss one... The rest where crazy, and Phillip is crazier then me...
But damn, they could party...

Goodnight. Pleasant dreams!
Chat tomorrow!

/)<3>(\

Welp, I can't sleep, so you're stuck with me for a little longer! What's up now?

I also want to see the bad guy win.
A twist, something unexpected, screw happy endings, I want something that ruins your day, something that is just heartbreaking, the happy couple never make up, the criminals gets free, the strong and seemingly invincible guy gets defeated.
The guy you follow for the whole movie dies, no valor, no honor, no nothing. Just dies and that's that. You root for him the whole time and he falls to the greater evil. I want THAT kind of movie...

I can't say it's my cup of tea, but I feel like the first movie to do that will win infinite awards. (Problem, movie critic fags?) Although, it sounds like the paranormal activity series. the "protagonists" lose. thrice.

They didn't lose if they are still alive.
That's why I like Doctor Who. You don't know if the follower is going to live or not through each episode. Not completely what I mean, but it's the closest thing I've found.

They aren't alive :D

xD

have you not seen those movies??? DUDE!

I don't have time to watch movies.

,,,yes you do. xD

THIS is pretty much my free time.
I could watch a hundred movies, or chat.

Well, maybe one day we could fire up synchtube and watch it together :D

That's how I saw just about every episode of MLP during season 2.
I don't think I watched a single episode other then what you fired up on synchtube... and I really doubt I would have watched any of it otherwise.

Really?

:D I feel special!

xD I feel loved too!

I really have no way to respond to that, based on my orientation...

Are you saying you can't respond to that because you think I'll respond the wrong way?

I honestly have no idea.

Want to know a secret?
I don't care which way someone goes because I go both ways.

:O
Really?

Really really.

I left because I thought you were going to sleep...
Music, though It's pretty much all country. Though, it's classic country.
I love classic, though. I don't have many favorites that are not classic.

www.youtube.c om/watch?v=xRxEzuoUWHI&feature=resultsmain&playnext=1&list=PL4CD95D7DAD9B48DD
On of my personal favorites.

www.youtube.c om/watch?v=0nGgvFt2OVQ
Yes, this is really the best video I could find that had the actual music.
But I love the song.

www.youtube.c om/watch?v=NdHa1Rhcx8
Another favorite of mine.

http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=kB_5NOPO4Ik
Been stuck in my head for the last 6 hours.

www.youtube.c om/watch?v=Vni9vYVCJwA
And another favorite of mine.

There's so many more... but I couldn't remember them all, I think there was at least 10 songs I wanted to hold on to mentally, but these are the only ones that stuck.
Mainly the fourth one.
I'm guessing you are asleep now. Sorry for running off so fast, but I would have told you to try again, anyway.
Goodnight again.

www.youtube.c om/watch?v=NdH_a1Rhcx8

3rd one failed...
Here it is again, in case you actually want to listen to some country music.
I do remember you telling me you didn't like it, though.
But used or not, here it is.

Damn, sorry I missed you D: Don't worry, though, I told you I was leaving, I'd have been surprised if you WERE still on. Just know I'm always up for talking, no matter WHAT you're feeling like :3

Howdy, I'll be back on as soon as poccible, but I'm watching Act of Valor.'


I just freedom'd all in my pants

I'm back. That was awesome.

Welcome back.
What was awesome?

Act of Valor. 10/10 would bang

Never seen it.
Nor heard of it.

Buh... buh... buh...

xD I love those pictures

Have you really not heard of it? It's awesome. Awesome to the max.

Not even once.
What's it about?
Valor?

It's about a group of navy seals who thwart a major terrorist threat. Come to think of it, however, it did leave a pretty loose loose end...

Hello? Are you there?

Sorry, didn't get the notification :c

Are you really not? (referring to your last comment)

Any reason why?

I'm pretty sure I've explained that I'm not really impressed by guns to you, let alone 100 people with guns.
Besides, I always end up liking the one guy who gets killed right away, then the whole movie sucks.

xD Well, the only people who die right away are incredibly undefined, but I see what you mean.

Doesn't really sound like my kind of movie.
I'm not one for military related movies.

jebus i'm tired... How's EUO?

Really good.
You should join some time.
And if you are tired, you should sleep.

D: THAT PICTuRE wILL HAUNT MY DREAMS

Remember that picture that had Pinkamena with Lyra tied up in the background?
Well, Lyra wants to be human, right?
Thus my explanation: Experimentation!

xD

(also, reached the thumb limit :c)

That's fine, I don't even notice.
It's simple reflex to click that before replying now...

What do you do in EUO?

xD

Howdy, how was your day?

Remember yesterday, when I said I recognized that odd feeling I had, and how it usually leads to being "numb"?
Well, I was right...
Though, the day wasn't too bad, work day was slow, but I don't really care, got some new music, pretty happy with that, and now I get to relax for the time being, so that's nice as well.

And how are you?

I'm doing fine, nothing to complain about :3 Except that I have no idea what to do chapter 9 on D:

Chapter 9... is that the one you were working on previously? Or is that the next chapter?
I thought you were still working on the last chapter.
Then again, I'm sort of lost on the matter of the fic... I'm pretty much just down to reading the excerpts that you show me.

Well, if you ever get so painfully bored, you may want to check it out, just for review. I was recently working on 8, and... fuck, i need to work on 9. Although, I need to go to bed soon, my dad's cracking down on me T_T

That's alright... work when you are able to enjoy it, otherwise enjoy the time you are not working.
If you need to go, then feel free to go. Don't bother getting into any trouble on my account.
I'll just resume what I was doing before.

I want to stay up, but my dad's been noticing i've been sluggish and slightly less up-beat, he thinks it may be a lack of sleep :/

Again, I'm surprised you don't go to sleep earlier then you do.
I have insomnia, I'm use to this crap, to long, lonely, and boring nights, but you... you should go to sleep earlier then 5 AM each day...

IdontWannaSleepiWannaPostPonies!.jpg

There's time for that during the day.
Go to sleep.

x3 well, good night, will we talk tomorrow?

Not likely.
Work, numb, tired and sore.
The perfect combination for not chatting, not caring, not moving, and not doing anything.
I'll just sit on a chair for hours like the lifeless lump I feel like now...
I'm sure something will breathe life into me some time after that, so I should be online sometime between 2-4 days. Hopefully I'll be worth talking to at that point as well.

Goodnight.

Looks like you're out.
Goodnight!
I'll just go back to EUO for the time being.
And I'm pretty sure I've told you about EUO before...

It's an RPG, you fight, do quests, and try to be the best you can be.

Or.

You can choose the path of the pilgrim and chop logs, make armor, make weapons, or just relax while fishing for boats.

Or.

You can do both.
All while getting a house and collecting and trading rare items in a massive, and nearly endless map.

>Rarely used
>Most people don't know how to use it
>dirty joke time :D

I got it... I... I just didn't see it coming...

There are things you can... read up on... and... yeah... I'm not even going to get into that...

Wainaut?

It's hard as hell going between EUO and here while I'm in a party...

xD Take your time, it's no rush :3

Can do.

A link to what?

The fic... The thing we were just talking about...

Dat gif :c

Just making sure! xD

http://w ww.fimf ction.n et/story/7359/1/Trixie%3A-Take-2/Chapter-1

What about the gif?

Did you intentionally take out the i in fimfiction?

If I said yes, i'd be lying.

Which chapter did you read?

I plan on just re-reading the entire thing at some point, since I've almost completely forgotten everything.

xD Well, start whenever you want, but I need to go to bed, i'm exhausted =_=

I got a solid 8 hours of sleep last night, and 4 hours the night before, I'm going fucking insane sitting here right now, truth be told. I, myself, am going to get up and see what the night has to offer.
Goodnight!

Will you be on tomorrow?

Still alive?
Check.
Urge to wander calmed?
Check.
Still in a right state of mind?
...
well...
Two out of three ain't bad...

Well, howdy! How have you been?

I agree :3

I suppose it's be more one and a quarter out of three... I still have the tug to wander...

I've been good. Well, Good enough. Well, Better then bad. Well... Not in my worst condition ever...
And how have you been?

Okay, but why aren't you feeling awesome?

I'm just not.
No reason behind it, no way to explain it, just... not feeling right.
But I'll be fine. I always am.

aw, I hate that feeling :c

Actually, now that I think of it, it's the feeling I usually get when I start slipping into a "numbed" state.
Huh, I never minded the numb state. Maybe I can use it for writing something... Depending on when it hits.
Well... back to EUO.
Made a new char, healer this time. Mage got a tad boring. Destroying everything in my path is great and all, but I like a challenge once in a while.

xD Like using charmander in pokemon as a starter?

Exactly!
The Priest class is so unused in this game that almost everyone has forgotten how to use them!
All I know is they get some amazing healing abilities, some amazing summons, and some very powerful AOE spells, all while standing strong in the heaviest of armor and a massive hammer in hand.
They are really powerful, but no one really knows how to use them.

Like a woman's G-Spot!

I... I guess?

If I don't lose my mind right now, and I don't get killed wandering the streets tonight, I'll be online tomorrow.
You have no idea how much I'm holding back wandering off right now.
Goodnight again!
I'm off.

Well, you could certainly develop one, I can definitely see you doing it :D

Develop a style?
Nah.
What's the fun in that?
I can write anything I want, and I really should write something soon, It's been so long I might start getting rusty...

Truth be told, I love the feeling of not doing something for awhile and then shaking the cob webs loose. It's almost like stretching :D

On a side note, strengths is the longest word with only 1 vowel!

True, but wait too long and you might drown in a sea of cob webs.
Time to stare at a blank sheet of paper for a while.
Maybe I'll do it by hand, it's been a LONG time since I've written something on actual paper...

On another side note: America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.

<.< not sure if gusta...

I'll do the same, except not paper, and not blank... so, i won't do the same thing xD

Correction, ALMOST time to stare at a blank sheet of paper...
I don't really want to at the moment.

Another side note: The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

On aNOTHER side note: More people die from crushing vending machines than lightning strikes

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

How many sides does this note have?

More people die of falling coconuts than crushed by vending machines

327, plus whatever you feel like contributing, not counting repeats.

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there.

The book "Gatsby" while featuring over 200 pages, does not use the letter "e" once.

Also, look at what I found.

27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "A meaningless existential hell."

As he recalled, that very pony who won was later seen in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Finishing in record time, The Great and Powerful Trixie leaned back in her chair to massage her now-stuffed stomach. As her chef stood up to clear away her plates, the near-comatose pony uttered a groan of rebellion in hopes of assuring the stranger that she could clear her own plates, as a sign of gratitude. Laughing, the colt proceeded to retrieve the used dishware and wash them by hoof. She could feel her eyelids grow heavy, and it wasn’t long before she fell asleep for the second time that day, visited by dreams of simpler, happier times.
With gentle nudges, The Great and Powerful Trixie opened her eyes to see the early light of the evening flooding through the windows, and a very eager colt standing in front of her.
“Good evening, miss Great and Powerful Trixie! Did you enjoy your nap?” As the still-sleepy mare opened her mouth, the colt went on. “I was wondering if you’d like to accompany me to my private get away to see something very special to me.”
Smiling groggily, she agreed. As she followed him out the door, she was painfully reminded of the wonderful meal she had regretfully woofed down not too long ago. She hoped she could keep up the pace, although something told her it wouldn’t be easy… perhaps it was the fact that she could barely walk, and her entertainer had all but taken off at a gallop.
***
The dirt trail they had been on gradually transitioned into grass, then small twigs, and eventually into a forest, big enough to conceal the view from the steep hill they had consequently ventured onto, much to the magicians dismay. The Great and Powerful Trixie did her best to keep her grunts and complaints to a minimum, but after the huge lunch, hiking wasn't exactly the best idea. The fact that her gracious host was still chugging along at full power wasn't helping, either...

That first part confused the hell out of me.
unless you posted more, I recommend editing that quite a bit to make sure who is remembering what, and who is who.

Otherwise, it doesn't seem too bad.
I'm going to take some further looks at it after this post to make sure you didn't post anything else.

I probably did... here's what preceded that:

He smiled contentedly as he waited for her to finish, which took far less time than he had expected. The last time he’d seen anypony eat that much so quickly was in the great pie eating contest last summer. As he recalled, that very pony who won was later seen in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Finishing in record time, The Great and Powerful Trixie leaned back in her chair to massage her now-stuffed stomach. As her chef stood up to clear away her plates, the near-comatose pony uttered a groan of rebellion in hopes of assuring the stranger that she could clear her own plates, as a sign of gratitude. Laughing, the colt proceeded to retrieve the used dishware and wash them by hoof. She could feel her eyelids grow heavy, and it wasn’t long before she fell asleep for the second time that day, visited by dreams of simpler, happier times.

I knew that...

Next time, just post it like that.
I can't remember exactly what was before a paragraph, let alone the whole thing... and I don't exactly know where or what you plan on doing with it.

Anyway. It's all good now that I've seen the entire thing.

Thanks! and I was going to post both, but I didn't have room, and felt too lazy to make two posts. (Would've saved time in the long run...)

Very rarely do taking shortcuts lead you to your destination faster then the long road.

Committed to memory, sincerely.

Just going to upload this damned chapter, and... Done :D

Noticed the +1 Fav.
You've never heard that? I swear I've used it before...

Mind giving me a link to it? I know it's in my favs somewhere, but I couldn't find to save my life...

O_O...

...

......

............feelsbadman... Also, in coming paragraph(s)!

I'm not even in college yet and I already agree with them...

Ready whenever.

:(

posted above

You're definitely the last person i'd expect to make a joke like that, but i'm not complaining xD (still laughing)

I usually refrain from jokes like that, but I make those kind of jokes all the time with a certain group of friends.
I don't usually hang out with them often, last time we got together we broke a table, a lamp, and somehow ruined a fan... and I still have no idea how any of it happened.
Ah, the good ol' days.

...do I want to know what you were doing?

I don't know... do you? I'll happily share what I know.

I'm pretty sure there was a fight that broke most of the stuff.
What happened to the fan, I have no idea.
It looked like someone took it apart for the hell of taking it apart.
I don't remember much of what happened, but it was some good times, all I remember is laughing until my sides hurt, and having the time of my life.
I should call them up sometime, see if we can set any parties up...

I'm sure something like that was going on during all that... I remember making a bet about something... it might have to do with the fan...
...But what the hell would I bet on a fan for?
I don't even remember having any money to bet with at the time....

Oh god, the more I think about it, the dumber all of it seems...

That's the best kind of thing!

I sort of want to know what went down that night now...
And I really want to know what happened to that fan...

xD

Hey, I need to hit the rack, will you be on tomorrow night?

Okay, you go do that, and I'm going to figure out what happened with that fan.

I should be online tomorrow, famiry won't let me work alone after my little "incident" yesterday. So I should be online around the time I was online today.
Should.
There's not much left to do, I might be able to convince them to let me finish everything up.
Right after I figure out what happened with that fan...

good night!

Yeah, maybe some sleep first wouldn't hurt, I'm sure they are all asleep right now anyway, that, or in no condition to answer any calls or texts. And there's nothing else I can do right now.
I'll figure out about all that tomorrow if I remember.

Today turned out to be a pretty good day, not what I expected after yesterday.
I can only hope tomorrow goes just as well for the both of us.

Night-night. Sleep tight.
Hope tomorrow is a good one.

Howdy! (On the off chance that you're online, or that I missed a comment)

Just got online.

No way! :D

That picture

I like that shit..

Also, I was thinking about finishing the fic tonight, but I feel like something's.... off, I dunno..

I can't really be of help if you don't know what's wrong... do what you want, I'll still be willing to help fix anything that's "off".

If it's okay with you, i'll run by the new paragraph (when it's finished) and see if you notice anything wrong? I know I don't have a real style, but... I dunno...

It's always okay with me. Again, you don't need to ask, I'm always willing to help with it.

You have a style, it's more of a detailed, laid back, and slightly sophisticated style.
I think that's a style... it's certainly more of a style then I have...

My teacher only let me borrow it, she trusts me to return it, and she's by far my favorite teacher.

Does she know you lost it?
And do you have a general idea of where it could be?

Last I che- why is lyra tied up and gagged?

Last i checked, it was at my step-dad's house, although he says it's not there D:

...Uhh...

Have you checked there yourself?

Yes, multiple times.

Can't find it anywhere D:

Have you checked everywhere you've been?
Whatever you are looking for is usually in the last place you look.
Have you tried there?

Maybe someone moved it without telling you, that's how I lose half my crap...

I looked every and anywhere it could be :c
Well, no, I guess I haven't. I think it could actually be in a closet... It could be in there!

Uhh... if you find any skeletons in there, they aren't mine.
I swear.

I know, they're mine!

Skeletons make great decoration pieces...
Seriously!
Again, if I get limitless money, I will get a massive closet and decorate it with skeleton like things.
From bone shelves to a chandelier made of bones.
It'd be pretty cool, I think.
Hell, I'm going to do that even if I'm not swimming in money.
My house will have skeletal decorations. I love skeletal decorations!
And bone tools!

xD

B B B
X S X
X S X

B B X
B S X
X S X

X B X
X S X
X S X

X B X
X B X
X S X

Time to learn how to make mods!

Durability of wood, speed of gold, power of iron!
Not overpowered, but 100.2% kick ass.

is gold fast?

Faster then diamond, but it only has the durability of wood.
You can take out about a full stack worth of dirt in a few seconds with a gold shovel, but use up the whole shovel in that few seconds.
Gold swords are useless, as are Gold pickaxes, shovels are pretty much the only useful thing for them, though diamond still beats them because it lasts longer and has near equal speed.

That makes me think, durability of iron, speed of gold, power a little over iron.
Bones aren't too easy to get, so it'd have to be a bit stronger then wood or it would be useless.
Bone armor would need to be a little stronger than iron as well.

I never knew that! Would it be faster in axe, too?

Well, i'm not sure... it's not QUITE as common, but still, you don't need any tools to get bones.

I don't know... I never used one. I'd guess so.

...I read that last part really, really wrong...

I can't find a gif laughing hard enough...

Well, it'd still be true.
You don't need tools for that, either.

xD I'm refraining from making jokes here, but give me a break! (almost said "come on")

Laughing makes my rib hurt.
But it's so worth it.
The irony is making me laugh, too.
So it's going something like:
ha ha... ow...
Hahaha...ow...
Hahaha...ow...

And what does that mean?

I can use it to fish up rare items, or I can sell it.

Oh, cool!

I thought so too.
I also got an unbound grapple hook, and 2 books.
The grapple hook has an even less chance of being dropped, and the books are pretty rare too.

Jesus, that's awesome! All I did was lose in Minecraft Hunger Games server :c

Indeed! It makes my house look epic, too!

Does anyone really "win" in the Hunger Games?
I don't think anyone wins, I just think one person doesn't lose.

Th two are one and the same :3

Not really...
You win, and you are happy and get prizes.
You don't lose, and you don't end up like everyone else.

Well, if you win, you can choose from any kit you want, instead of the normal 3 :3

I was talking about the actual Hunger Games series.

Oh.

Never read it :c

If you enjoyed cupcakes, you'd like the Hunger Games series.
It's my kind of book, well, most of it. It's kind of "lubby dubby" in some parts, but those don't last long.

Arrows through necks, rocks to the head, skewered with swords.
I like it. Very worth the read.
The story is actually really good, too, and it has quiet a bit of entertainment value as well.

Such as? :D

The story in general, and the very idea of it.
I won't spoil anything, but dragging a group of people, some of which know each other, and forcing them to fight to the death in an arena that tries to kill them with weapons of your choice is priceless.

Holy awesome...

That sounds pretty great!

I'm not really sure if I should see the movie, though.
I loved the book, but the movie is never as good as the book.
But I never finished the 3rd book in the series, and I'd really like to see how it all goes down.
Then again, my sister might have the 3rd book lying around somewhere. It might be the second book, but it's worth asking about it.
I really want to read that ending, it's apparently very surprising... I can only imagine what it is, and how the movie would ruin it.

xD Well, I never started, but I want to, all I need to do is find the missing "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" which belonged to my teacher D:

Sometimes rearranging my folders works just too well...

Time to visit your local library.
or Walmart.
Or a nearby book store...

xD

I would, but my teacher had a bunch of writing and notes in it, which can't be replaced :C

Why must you find it? Where would it be?

<_>

xD

I love that gif.
I even know it's origin.

Isn't it from the cupcakes animation?

No!
It's form the cupcakes animation!
...wait...
How did you know that?

:3 I really don't know...

Jesus, it's already 5! I was awake at 10, and then again at 2!

I woke up at 10 also.
But I didn't go back to sleep.

xD What time did you fall asleep?

I pretty much passed out right as 6 rolled around.

Oh, now I don't feel as bad!

My friend and I realized it was time to go to bed as soon as we heard my moms alarm clock go off xD

You shouldn't feel bad about falling asleep at 6 AM, anyway.
I still don't understand why you don't go to sleep earlier.

Sounds like a good time to hit the hay.

Well, it's summer tiiime! and the livin's ea-sy

True... true...

I'm going to get back to work.
Chat later tonight! I'll most likely be online.

Alright, sounds good :D

Ugh... damn Fatal Errors...

Same here, I got it for an hour D:

Same here, played some EUO during that time.
Got an Adamantium Fishing Rod from a weak monster, and that item has a drop rate of .01% from weak monsters.

Well, it sounds like things will only get better :D

My rib could very well be broken, leading to more problems.
I scared the ever loving fuck out of my family today, I really doubt they'll let me get back to work without SOME sort of proof that I'm better and won't let it happen again.
I have even more to do now.
I have work to throw on top of this now.

I've been looking at it in a positive light...
But it's not very pretty no matter how you look at it.

Exactly! It's only getting better :D

Not anytime soon, but I understand what you're saying.
Now, enough about lil ol' me, unless you have even more questions.

How are you tonight?
You gotta be really tired right about now... It's gotta be almost 6 AM where you are...

None come to mind, but promise me you'll stay safe, alright?

I've been okay, just chilled with a friend all night, just finished kick ass :D

I will have no problem staying safe.
But if my useless little body can't keep up with what I need it to do, then I'm not going to stop just because my body can't keep up with what I want to do. I might slow down a little for it to catch up, but I ain't stopping.

Kick ass what?

You will have no problems staying safe... but YOU will?

The movie, Kick ass!

Me and I will have no problem staying safe, but I can make no promises about myself.

Never seen it... /)-3-(\
Though it does sounds pretty kick ass.

heh... heh...

It's pretty swell!

XD Don't worry! I'm going to be just fine.

A movie named "Kick Ass" should be really calm and peaceful, some amazing name that completely misleads the viewer about what's going to happen, like "Awesome explosions and nudity" ends up being a chick flick about explosive reactions to nudity. And the creators go around saying it's the manliest film ever and stuff, and pay the papers and such to put a description saying about how great and manly a movie it is.
I would love to see the reactions to that. I could just watch the bloodshed from the comfort of my own home.
I must do this if I ever become rich enough to make a movie...

heh...

Do it. Do it and make me a co-producer.

Heh...
Well, my rib's killing me, my head is killing me, and after all this today, I'm actually pretty tired.

It might be 6 AM, but I don't work until the afternoon, so I'm going to get some sleep. Even if it's just a little.
I suggest you do the same.
And I might just be online tomorrow after all, seeing as I really doubt my family will let me work unattended after today...
Anywho, goodnight.

Sorry, I passed out around 6 am :/

It's no problem, I did the same thing.

Taking a short break at the moment.
How are you today?

I'm fine, surprised to see you up and running! What have you been doing that requires a break?

Ah, I don't require a break, but my rib hurts and this is part of the agreement to continue to help packing, take a break at least every other hour.

Ah! Well, i'm certainly not complaining :3

I will admit, I didn't think you'd be online.

Might I ask why?

No idea.

Heh...?

If I ever become rich enough to blow millions on making a high end film like that, I will gladly make you a co-producer if you'd like.
That way I have someone I trust to help me reload the mini-gun when the mobs start coming for us.

Reached the thumb limit D:

I know that's true, which sucks, but still, some are okay. (the word "some" used very loosely)

I haven't seen a single old T.V show have a new episode that didn't suck.
The new thing every T.V show has now is either "stupid" jokes or reusing old jokes.
It's like they dumb down T.V shows, which I can't find hard to believe, seeing as I speak to at least 50 people a day that would probably lose a conversation to a fire hydrant.

4 o clock and my mom just woke up, I need to hit the rack before she busts in ;-; will you be on tomorrow?

Tomorrow is a rather... busy day.
I'm afraid I might not make it online tomorrow.
It might be a few days before I come online again, in fact...
I seem to be going numb as well, so it's all for the better, anyway.
Goodnight, sleep well.

Dude, i'm always (always always) willing to talk. If you're too busy, that's fine. If you think you'll be a bother, you're wrong.

Well, apparently I managed to knock myself out from heat exhaustion today.
And I might have cracked a rib...
I was told to go sit somewhere and just take it easy with a glass of water.
I figured I'd come here for a while, since I didn't have anywhere else to go.
But it doesn't seem like you are online at the moment.

I guess I'll just hit EUO for now.
Chat later.

Sorry for not being on, I didn't think you'd be on tonight :c

It wasn't that you weren't online at the time, it was more the recent events...
I wouldn't be online right now if it wasn't for a cracked rib and the fact that I managed to knock myself out.

:( Explain?

Explain what?
How I cracked my rib or how I knocked myself out?
or something else?

Everything :c

Answer everything, eh?
Okay. 42.

Now, as for relevant things, I managed to knock myself out from heat exhaustion, too much doing, not enough drinking, I fell on a concrete block in such a way that it managed to crack my rib, at least I think it's cracked, it certainly feels like it, even with painkillers... and it's a tad difficult to breath deeply...
Anything else?

Why did you not want to come on tonight, is on the forefront.

I was busy.
I'd still be going if I wasn't told to stop.

What were you doing?

There's this upcoming camping trip that I was setting up for, there was quite a bit of heavy lifting and I'm the "strongest" one around, so I got to do most of the heavy lifting.
Last I remember, I was moving a trailer holding 2 canoes to a location closer to a car, it's little shaft thing that connects to the car sits on a cement block, and, well, I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
I woke up to someone splashing water on me, then was handed a water bottle and told to go inside.
I still think I'm fine enough to continue, it's even nice out now, no longer 100 degrees, but this is orders from my father... he doesn't give them out often, but when he does, you obey.
And thus, here I am.

I see.

I'm really sorry all that happened :C

Don't be sorry.
For one it's my own stupid fault for not drinking enough water.
For two, this has happened before, that's half the reason everyone knew exactly what to do and won't let me go back to work.
For three, I don't really care one way or another, I'm getting back to work tomorrow.

But still, I hate that it happened :(

I suppose I do as well.
I could have gotten a whole lot more done today...
...and my side still hurts...

Sorry, but this time it's both.
I'm going to be really busy, and that's just fine seeing as I'm not going to be very good for a conversation for a few days.

Goodnight again.

LUCKY! D:

Yeah... lucky...
My $600 computer crashed into a very expensive paperweight and now I'm stuck with this thing.
As much as I hated the maintenance that laptop required, it was still faster then this.
I just have low expectations for computers.
If it can at least run EUO and let me browse the interwebs, then it's just fine.
I don't want the fastest computer in the world, I don't even know what I'd do with that... I just want one that can keep up with me. A bit of music, some game time and a video or two is all I need.
The 327 other tabs are just for collecting new reaction pictures.

Oh, true... I forgot about that :/

I still need a laptop before I head to college, too... I'd rather have a tower computer, At least I know how to fix those...
10,000+ for college, and another 1000+ for a laptop. That's not even including books and other expenses.
I only have ~$6,000 in my bank account... and I'm suppose to be heading off in a few months...
...I'm not looking forward to the near future...

:c

xD

that pic

will have me in stitches

for weeks.

God I love that show, haven't seen it in forever :c

I always end up working through the time it's on.
The last episode I saw was the Christmas one where they get santa's little helper.

That was awhile ago, right?