Race car is best meme.

Of course!

>Mfw someone doesn't reply for 15 minutes

I must apologize for my extreme insolence. If I may, may I as for your forgiveness?

How could I say no to you?
Very well, I forgive you.

Yay!

I just realized I forgot to respond for 15 minutes.

Oh the hypocrisy.

Its alright, i had to help put band stuff away anyway

I had to shit on dicks. That's why I chose that specific picture.

W-wut?

Im super sorry Mr. Dorito D:

I'm sorry for not replying.

It's okay buddy!

**doritomonster ultra super mecha-hugs mechagodzirra**

I'll be back soon. I'm reading Creepypasta.

oh okay. i shall wait

You must do it Mr.Dorito

**doritomonster then moves into the light and reveals his wand, which he uses to revive mechagodzirra**

**mechagodzirra is revived**

HAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO DIE VIOLENTLY

Why would I kill Luna?

Maybe you're not going to kill Luna, but I'm still an open target.

I wasnt even thinking about that...but now that you mention it...

Shiiieeeeeet.

I think you should run now

**doritomonster pulls out his wand yet again, and disappears in a haze of smoke**

What is this powerful Doritotry?

**doritomonster appears again, this time on mechagodzirra's back**
Oh ho ho, mecha. You've only seen the smallest example of my power.


Also, Fort Luna because HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Well then, we shall ride into the dusk!

hnngggggnngng

Whenever I see the Fort Luna picture, my heart immediately explodes twice.

I think it is the expression on her face and the fact that only her head can be seen. Thats what I hnngg about it

I like all of it. It's just so adorable.

Of course it is !

Take this to HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG up your day.

too much hnnnng

>Race car likes G1

Brb an hero

Here, use this to destroy G1 Race Car!

i think I want to make a 787B pony now

I'll distract race car while you make your 787!

DIE, G1 RACE CAR!

And I will....after I'm done with this one

Very well, good sir.

How is that G1 death coming along?

It's no longer a problem.

I've disposed of the evidence, as well.

Yes, excellent.

No one will ever know.

Not even the fillies

NOT EVEN YOU

**doritomonster pulls a 20. Gauge from his back and aims it directly at mechagodzirra's head**

Do it nigga, try.

**doritomonster aims slightly upwards and pulls the trigger, effectively killing the mosquito above mechagodzirra's head**

Thank you kind sir.

**doritomonster then pulls out his 44. Magnum and fires it directly into one of mechagodzirra's eyes**

Welp, guess I better look good when I die.

**doritomonster looms over mechagodzirra, with a long narrow object in his hands**

God.....Godzilla!

Brb taking walk

okay

Back after 10 hours.
I take long walks.

It's alright, I ended up falling asleep because my dad was going to wake up for work soon.

I enjoy having sexual intercourse with cats.

You too huh?

No cat was spared.

Not even the kittens.

I like this

I like you.

hush, say no more

**doritomonster remains silent**

**mechagodzirra is silent because race car**

>Race car

I found Becauseracecar.org and my race car folder has been slowly been getting bigger.

So much race car...

It's almost too much. But there is never too much.

RACE CAR IS BEST PONE

It looks like a G1.

WHY

Does this make you?

While looking at that I was laughing whilst saying "What the fuuuuu?"

>Trolls nowadays

You were phone?!

Yes, son. I was phone.

LET'S

make it quick

*me shoves his dick in Celestia's tight ass and begins to thrust with powerful force, then cums immediately once she looks him in the eyes.

CFW

I have a raging erection now.
I hope you're happy.

Kinda, I will be once I finish a drawing im working on.

Here, i hope youre happy too and have this

I must fap now.

boy that shure was a long fap

I take a long time...

teach me your ways.

actually no, please dont. i have already made you uncomfortable enough today.

Oh god

Do it. Ill be here when you get back XD

Oh ho ho, it does not matter. For it is the Luna Canon.

who is favorite pony of yours?

Celestia, then Luna.
Haters gonna hate.

you and I are not much different, Celestia has a dance for you.

Dat face

also this because race car

I... I think I just came a little.

We all did

Now, don't keep her waiting!

**doritomonster approaches the bed slowly, undressing as he moves closer to the beautiful Sun Goddess**

I've been waiting so long for this.

Dorito, it is you and only you who I want~

**doritomonster reaches out for Celestia, his one lust, and as he tries to embrace her, he wakes up, sitting directly upright. Tears stream down his face as he realizes he will never feel the warm, loving embrace of Celestia or Luna**

I'm feeling sad. ;_;

**mechagodzirra knows that feel**

If only....

I'm sad now.

Please, do not be sad! I brought sexy to cheer you up!

Why cant I be that sexy?

Don't worry, I feel the same way.
pic unrelated, just felt like using it

"Vegeta, I..."

"K'nuckles I..."

"mechagodzirra, I..."

"Doritomonster, I..."

i was going to recolor this to mechagodzilla, but it will take a really long time

That made me lol.

Oopsie...
*Poof*

Oh Luna, it is alright.

Luna has successfully been made happy.
+20 Friendship points.

Yay! I succeed!

That fukken .gif.

Luna appreciates your silliness!

I appreciate your appreciation for my silliness.

I appreciate your appreciation for the appreciativeness of your .gif.

I appreciate your appreciation of my appreciation for your appreciation.
Yo dawg.

Yo dawg, I herd (Huehuehue) you like appreciation, so I put some appreciation in yo appreciative approval while appreciating you.

I have one word for this.

INCEPTION

What have you brought upon us?

I dont know mr dorito, i do not know

WHY
WHY DO I HAVE THIS

I just happened to be listening to Of Mice & Men, too. Ultimate sad.

Who in their right mind would want to leave Luna all alone?

With socks on, too...
Who can resist the socks?

And a canon named after herself. It's the Luna man.

I wonder how effective the Luna Launcher would be.

i wonder how many times you provoked my pants to get shorter.

Too many to count.

My soul has been accessed. I dont know how I feel about this.

You appear to be crying.

No, I must not let you penetrate my soul!

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

Luna, go forth and conquer his soul!

hnngngngnngng, You win this time....will always win....forver will win....Luna....

Yes! We have showed them!

**mechagodzirra hugs Luna**

of course you have!

I can magic, Mr. Mecha! Watch!
*Poof*

**mechagodzirra revives doritomonster and apologizes that he had to see such a thing**

"Ehbdsfsjb... ashafbhdjh... sdfhuiasfu!"

REVIVE!

**doritomonster revives, then grasps mechagodzirra's shirt and pulls him close to his face, then says**

"Stay away... from my Luna..."

Wait, what is this?

SPARTA!

Oh fuck

Dont do this to me man, im barely getting over those Luna posts XD

Ahahaha, okay!
Take a sad instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc

Or, for the saddest feel ever, play When You Cant Sleep At Night whilst watching the above linked video.

Shit man, that made me tear up with the original. Now attempting with When You Cant sleep at night.

Good luck, dude.

God dommit. At times like this i feel weak.

Now you know how I felt last night.

hnngggg

**doritomonster ultra super mecha-hugs mechagodzirra**
I wonder how many times I've typed that...

Yes, you may >:D And um, if possible, can "I feel no pity or remorse" be added to this?

I'll get to work.
Also, here is the aforementioned .gif.

Dude thats awesome!

Don't you um me! I feel obligated to do whatever I can to please you, and ums shall not be tolerated.
The answer is always yes.

And thank you!

Most excellent!

Youre welcome!

**doritomonster ultra super mecha boner poke rape demon flaming wizerd sun goddess hardcore destruction hugs mechagodzirra**

I wonder how many times you've used that picture.

Haha I dont kno, i dont use this one enough though X)

"I don't use this image enough."

>Image wont load

Fack. Eh, what about this one?

Oh my. The first one appears to have loaded.

Oh. Well then.

I'm going to get raped.


I don't mind.

I wasn't even trying for that, but if you insist.....oh wait, that ruins the point of rape.

**doritomonster puts on a fake look of desperation**
Oh no, Mr. Mecha, please don't rape me!

Geez man, you didnt have to post Celestia and say that and make my pants get shorter.

I guess I'll have to post Luna.


"I've been a naughty filly... You better make me take my medicine~"

Hnngg, why you do this to me?

I guess I should...

Luna then thrusts her flank upwards towards you, with her face on the ground, begging for 'acceptance.'
"Please, Mr. Mecha! Give me all you've got!"

Oh, okay then...

**doritomonster walks in on mechagodzirra and Luna doing the dirty business. He then pulls a 44. magnum out of his cloak and shoots himself**

Okay!

**doritomonster pushes off of the ground and soars through the air to the castle in Canterlot**
Oh hell yes.

The castle eh? whats going on here?

The dungeons? If you insist...

eh, i guess so. i have no idea where to go

Oops, wrong dungeon...

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Hold on, let me just...

SHIT

Blast that shit all the way to Jersey!

I'll get the ammunition!

(These are all wallpapers, by the way)

Reload!

(oh really?)

I shall call upon Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Filomena!


(Indeed they are, my good man! I'll post more if you want)

Let's do this

This is probably the largest picture on my computer.

Das' a large file

Actually, this one is, besides your drawing of Mecha Celestia.
It takes a shit long time to load.

That one is pretty awesome as well.
Really? it loaded kinda quick for me.

There's a percentage of how much the picture has loaded, and it usually goes up rather slowly for large files or long .gifs.

Loading it on a page is a whole different story.

Ah, I see now.

Im sorry, but i do not know how to respond to that. So here is an epic gif of Noctis Lucis Caelum.

That is quite awesome.
Maybe I should caption it: "Does it look like I give a fuck?"

There's a song about the lead vocalists mother who passed away. It is a little heavier, but it pushes my emotions. And I have some calming post-rock that can really make you think about stuff.

Well shit, and they were both because of me weren't they?

I feel like I need more relaxed songs.
A good change from my regular metal and dubstep. Quite the odd combination.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdpIvA2Ox8w im sorry for lateness, but here is one of my personal favorites

dommit, now i decided to listen to it. Well that was the first time tears immediately came out.

I need anything that makes me cri.

I need emotions.

www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=qSeiG6qMhaI

To be honest, I found the other one more emotion provoking.
I just cant be sad with that kind of metal in the background.
The other one, though, that makes me sad.

its alright, I understand. Its the lyrics that really get me though. i posted them down there if you want to check them out.

Would you mind if a song was sung in Japanese? because theres a good one that i love to listen to.

I don't mind the language, but I just won't understand it.

www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=PKlyivcA9DI&name=Why+Ayaka+Crisis+Core

And this one just gives me a feeling of, hope, i guess you could say.
www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=ZHzDc0l1C_c&name=Ace+Combat+5+Blue+Skies+Remix

_
I believe its time for me to be famous and out of place. I believe its time for me to move for forward. When I break through, this time I'll make you proud to see me overcome all day life. Proud of who you raised. Your shelter, your peacefulness, so this time I'll make you proud. Proud of who you raised up. You know that I will always be here till' the end. Come back so I can say thank you for this, home cooked meals and a place to rest, my troubled head when you're away. I've passed the test, I've earned an A. Not just in school, but in life. You'll always be right by my side. To help me show hope to all that are lost and sick in this dying world. I'll use the love you left behind, I'll change their minds. I hope you smile when you look down on me.
I hope you smile. This can't, we won't know. I hope that I make you proud. This is not what it is, only baby scars. We need your love like a boy needs his mother's side. I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side._

Okay, that's what made me cry.

Why am I crying so much?

I don't know, but lately I have been letting tears out as well.

I cant explain why, but I'm crying like a child. There are tears streaming down my face, but I don't want them there. I feel like such a little bitch.

Like you said, you havent really let tears out in over 6 years right? A lot of things may seem emotion provoking as a result of that. But who am I to say ? :)

Yes, except when you made me the beautiful drawing of me, of course.

So that's 2 on the scoreboard for times you have made me cry like a bitch.

My boy, there is no need to call yourself a little bitch.

EVERYTHING IS MAKING ME CRY

EVEN THAT COMMENT

Here, I'll cheer you up.

My antenna isn't the only thing that sticks up when it gets a "signal".

I cant believe you managed to make me lol.

You truly are a glorious man.

Nope, im just a regular guy who feels sorry for a lot of things.

I feel sorry for almost everything I do.
Maybe it's because I'm Canadian.

Everything, but why?

Really? Dude thats awesome!

I don't know why, bro.
Good news, though. My sads have been unsaddened.
No more worries.

Oh very much excellent!
Here, have this image to enhance your worry free-ness!

Quick, mechagodzirra!
Hop on my back!

**doritomonster ultra super Wizerd Sun Goddess mecha-hugs mechagodzirra**

and anothar

**doritomonster hugs mechagodzirra, tired from the last one, but still persistent**

Indeed good sire, I have given powerful hugs.

You didn't reply for half an hour.
I was worried you had an hero'd.


I may or may not have cried.

I'm sorry my good man.

**doritomonster ULTRA SUPER MECHA-HUGs mechagodzirra**

All my forgiveness went into that hug.

Hnnngggg

Here, take this

**doritomonster accepts the chocolate milk with a squee**

"Thank you, Mr. Mecha!"


Now imagine a filly Luna saying that. You just gave filly Luna a glass of chocolate milk and she's rejoicing happily.

Dommot, Luna? Happy because of me? HNNNGGG

She's running around happily, someone has finally cared for her for the first time in a century... and it was you.


How does that make you feel?

I could die of happiness

Good, good.
And then she leaves you. You made the mistake of asking about Celestia, and she runs away in tears.

How do you feel now?

I feel terrible

As Luna roams the streets of your neighborhood, she feels a disturbance, like someone she loves dearly has been hurt. Upon further magical inspection, she determines it's you. As she gallops back home on her little pony hooves, tears begin to spill down her face. "How could I say that to Mr. Mecha?" She wonders.

As she finally reaches your house, she opens the large wooden door to the best of her ability and rushes inside to find you sobbing, and she embraces you warmly.
"I'm so sorry Da- I mean Mr. Mecha!"



BAM, forgiveness.

What a way to make me cry man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzuoQIR2t8Y this song came on when i started reading it

Now I'm crying because you were.

Did I actually make you...?
I'm so sorry, man!

I think you must realize how much respect I have for Ms.Luna. It's alright though, it was just a little tear. Don't worry about it, because that was some damn good story.

if only it were real

This song is so amazing. Is there any more like it? I need sad songs.

Anyways, that's... two times I've shed a tear tonight.

**mechagodzirra rolls 97,396** that looked like Celestia told me that, i feel better about myself

**mechagodzirra rolls 75,501** For Karoudo Strifeu!

**doritomonster rolls 68,772** For Derpy Hooves!

**mechagodzirra rolls 06,158** For Zeddie Littel! i forgot how his last name was spelled

**doritomonster rolls 26,837** For this crazy motherfucker right here!

**mechagodzirra rolls 61,056** Damn nigga, that be some crazy shit! For the kittens!

**doritomonster rolls 56,517** Fuck yeah Metalocalypse!
For Swisgaar!

**mechagodzirra rolls 27,580** For this old guy!

im sorry, i never really watched metalocalypse

**doritomonster rolls 73,007** For Simba!

And don't sweat it bro.

**mechagodzirra rolls 85,353** For Sexy Rule 63 Godzilla!

**mechagodzirra rolls 78,697** lets just hope it doesnt get rolled and get flagged

For my swagster jacket!

**doritomonster rolls 78,011** For the sake of seeing that pic without Mecha Godzilla's head edited on!

**mechagodzirra rolls 62,258** eehhhh, i dont think you want to, so for more Safe protection!

**doritomonster rolls 79,711** I do want to see it, very badly actually!

I have that one unedited as well!
I JUST CANT FUCKING FIND IT

**mechagodzirra rolls 69,790** my insecurities are far too advanced to allow that kind of visual pleasure. So instead you can have this better looking one.

**doritomonster rolls 22,356** This makes me sad.

Brb an hero

hello?

**mechagodzirra rolls 43,724** but...but...

**doritomonster rolls 76,780** Post pic or I an hero.

I won't share it with anyone.

**mechagodzirra rolls 69,028** i shall an hero now

**doritomonster rolls 08,635** No you wont, you sexy fucker. Give me a hug god damn it.

**mechagodzirra rolls 70,517** lets do this. Giga Nigga Must be defeat

**doritomonster rolls 72,997**
Feel my wrath, Giga Nigga!

**mechagodzirra rolls 48,637** For the Giant Claw!

**doritomonster rolls 47,364** For Celestia!

**mechagodzirra rolls 62,641** For Batman!

**doritomonster rolls 79,203** For AVGN!

**mechagodzirra rolls 61,487** For Bruce Lee!
I liked AVGN's godzilla film reviews

**doritomonster rolls 22,810** For Heath Ledger, and Stephen King!

Also, how did I know you would say that?

**mechagodzirra rolls 87,246**

**doritomonster rolls 24,721** GIGA NIGGA! FALL TO MY QUINTS!

**mechagodzirra rolls 07,648**

**doritomonster rolls 98,018**

**mechagodzirra rolls 26,760** Let's end this, once and for all.

**doritomonster rolls 13,596** May Zoidberg save us all.

**mechagodzirra rolls 69,427** My trusty Jaguar XJR-9 will save us from this niggatrocity!

**doritomonster rolls 40,317** I hereby use the power of Wizerdry to grant us quints!

**mechagodzirra rolls 28,901** If not quints, the sun burns out.

**doritomonster rolls 97,558** FUCK
LET ME FIX THIS

IF NOT QUINTS GET, THE MOON DISAPPEARS

**mechagodzirra rolls 85,808** please, we must restore our planet!

**doritomonster rolls 33,153** Giga Nigga, you have brought this upon us!
If not quints, your people shall be enslaved!

I guess as long as it is Celestia giving those orders, I can accept it.

But... but why not Luna?

I love Luna

Yes... Luna loves you too, my loyal subject...

I just thought of something glorious.
You should make a picture of Mecha Godzilla doing a spit take with chocolate milk.

You mean like this?

That looks good, but I mean in surprise.

In the end, it's your choice.

I can do that :D But im going to go on a bike ride with my sister right now, sorry :(

Don't sweat it, bro! Take your time.

Also, don't fall off your bike and die, okay?

I'm afraid im sweating like crazy XD

Im as healthy as a....robot? XD i must take a shower though....
ill leave the door open

You know me all too well. <3

It's raping Gran Turismo time.

>Try thumbing you again
>Thumb several comments
>This IP has already voted 20 times
>FFFFFFFFF

I tried that too, it sucks

God damn Funnyjunk with it's god damn rules on showing others how much you love them.

Superpowerful niggatry at work here

3.21 Niggawats.

666 Trillion of them as a matter of fact!

**doritomonster rolls 12,636**
We must now roll until quints.

the same happened to me a few posts before

Can I ask you something?

Of course my good friend.

What do you think of me?

You're a pretty excellent guy! You have threads lasting for a long time, hell, this one is on its third run! Because you're an awesome guy to talk to. Why, do other people think otherwise?

I just wanted your opinion. I'm rather pleased with it, indeed.
And to you, good sir, I cannot express how awesome you are in mere words!
Maybe I can, but I'm just too lazy to do it.

I think it's because I haven't slept in a while.

Aw thanks man!
It's okay Mr. Dorito, I know what you mean. You need not to :3
I know that feel as well, are you heavily tired?

I haven't slept in 8 days.

That is a full day longer than I lasted. How do you do it?

I don't know. It just happens naturally.

I like to walk a lot. Especially at night, when it's dark, quiet, and serene.
It's also not hot. I prefer the cold, you see. Sometimes I have a lust to kill people.

I have anger and anxiety issues as well.


Where am I going with this?

If I wasn't so lazy, I would ride my bike in the wee hours of the morning more often. I prefer the cold too, because it's something you can protect yourself against, rather than having to suffer in the heat.
Death, is a strange event you see. The only thing that I am afraid of is how much it will hurt.

if ya need someone to kill, my window is always open


We are going to make a movie about a guy who kills for all the right reasons.

I don't protect myself from the cold because it erects my nipples.
Also, the movie sounds like an excellent idea.

Oh, well then...

of course it is! Death and shit is always best plot

wait, maybe i should have worded that differently...

Oh god.

Unwanted thoughts went through my head.

You must run away. get them out of there.

I- I cant! They're already in my mind, melting my brain!

All we can do now is hope.

THERE IS NO HOPE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

CORRUPTION IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU LIKE CORRUPTION.