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#6392016 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
ITT: This guy right here, is standing outside your house. What do you do?
User avatar #6392091 to #6392016 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Look out the window and ask him whats up
User avatar #6392106 to #6392091 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He asks you to open your door, he has news from the surface.
User avatar #6392239 to #6392106 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Grab gun and open the door
User avatar #6392403 to #6392239 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He comes inside, asks you if you want any ammo in exchange for a few drinks and some food. Bearing the harsh conditions of the surface has taken a toll on his appetite.
User avatar #6392557 to #6392403 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Agree to the deal and allow him to take what he needs from the fridge
Offer him some explosives
User avatar #6392644 to #6392557 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He gladly takes the explosives, mentioning something about blowing up a mutant nest. A few hours pass and he heads out, as a token of thank you for your hospitality, he gives you a revolver.
User avatar #6392727 to #6392644 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Go back up to room and aim rifle out the window giving any cover fire if needed
User avatar #6392871 to #6392727 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
You go back downstairs after he's made it into the clear. On the table you see a note with an official Ranger seal on it. It reads, "If it's hostile, you kill it."
User avatar #6392951 to #6392871 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Accept the advice, set up traps at the door way, grab some food, go back up stairs and continue any contact I have
User avatar #6393020 to #6392951 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
From following the advice you life a happy life and survive the remaining years of the nuclear fallout until everything slowly goes back to nomral.
User avatar #6393143 to #6393020 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Check the thread and see who survived
#6393229 to #6393143 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
It seems like everyone but pinnacle of ponies survived. Instead of letting Hunter inside her house, she chose to attack him. And ultimately had her brains get blown out by a revolver. Random asshole also died for attempting butt sex. People who accepted Hunter into their homes and followed his advice, came out on top of society once the apocalypse ended.
User avatar #6394247 to #6393229 - venomcobra (06/25/2012) [-]
Start construction on my new home. Make money off weapon repairs and other mechanical needs.
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User avatar #6392127 to #6392090 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He has some in a duffel bag, but you gotta let him inside.
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User avatar #6392211 to #6392170 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He gives you ammo, and reports new from the surface. You have a few drinks and after a few hours he leaves, back to Sparta base.
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User avatar #6392325 to #6392240 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Who knew right?
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#6392055 to #6392016 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
< Send this thing after him
User avatar #6392096 to #6392055 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
God, that scene scared the **** out me. Was not expecting it when I saw some free shotgun ammo.
#6394649 to #6394593 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
I made this today when I was downloading it.
#6394690 to #6394649 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
I saw that one!
User avatar #6394728 to #6394690 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Lol that guy looks like a serial rapist.
User avatar #6395351 to #6395335 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Hold on, that gives me an Idea...
#6396142 to #6395369 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Which guy do you want to be?
User avatar #6396286 to #6396142 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
The guy with the hands behind his back? Or the guy in the far back?
User avatar #6396590 to #6396286 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
Hands behind his back
User avatar #6396253 to #6396142 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
Guy in the coat, second from the left
User avatar #6396441 to #6396253 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Wait, do you mean the guy in the far back? Or the dude with his hands behind his back?
#6395936 to #6395369 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
I can't find any good pictures with the rangers all together...
#6395190 to #6395154 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Oh wow I just rolled you...
#6392311 to #6392223 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
So far my favorite scene has been when the two nazis are about to kill you but then Ulman saves your ass by super jump stabbing one of them.
User avatar #6392647 to #6392311 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
I actually haven't played it yet, but I want to.
User avatar #6392700 to #6392647 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
I just got it like today, and I've been playing it for most of the day after I got my gym routine out of the way. It's a great game, and it's also my first "scary" game.
User avatar #6392808 to #6392700 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm gonna go get it sometime, even though I'm at my relatives and I didn't bring my console.
User avatar #6392834 to #6392808 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I got it off steam for PC, it's like 20$ or so. There's also a sequel in the works coming out this January or so....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYASiwH-kA
User avatar #6392884 to #6392834 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, Metro Last Light, I plan on getting that.


-Some call them demons, I call them bitches.
User avatar #6393046 to #6392884 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Haha, I remember Bourbon saying that.
User avatar #6393177 to #6393046 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
-Sit back and watch how Uncle Bourban works
User avatar #6393252 to #6393177 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
That was my favorite part from his character.
User avatar #6393358 to #6393252 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
-I have also heard tales of singing pipes.... what ******** .
User avatar #6393393 to #6393358 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Oh wait, nvm. My favorite part is were he goes temporarily insane and starts screaming at the gate.
User avatar #6393529 to #6393393 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
-If it weren't for you Artyom, we would have been shredded like cabbage!
User avatar #6393834 to #6393529 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
That was from the caravan guy I think.
User avatar #6393949 to #6393834 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
-To artyom! Who goes through mutants and anomalies alike!
User avatar #6393975 to #6393949 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
Where are you getting all of these quotes? :3
User avatar #6394047 to #6393975 - guruoftoast (06/25/2012) [-]
I've seen some gameplay. And by gameplay I mean criken being an idiot.

-Submachine gun, 4.45 caliber, it's got poor accuracy and overheats like hell. But, I guess that's why that call it a bastard gun!
User avatar #6394096 to #6394047 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
I never actually had problems with the bastard gun, and I sprayed it a lot.
User avatar #6392040 to #6392016 - themanwithnoplan (06/25/2012) [-]
Question my existance.
User avatar #6392237 to #6392040 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
It's okay, he won't hurt you. He just wants to come inside to change his gas mask filters and have a few drinks.
#6392037 to #6392016 - pinnacleofponies (06/25/2012) [-]
Punch him with wind.
Punch him with wind.
User avatar #6392178 to #6392037 - iaccidentlied (06/25/2012) [-]
He grabs you by the neck.
"Bitch, I am ************* Ex-Spetsnaz "
He blows your brains out with a revolver.
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