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#2655160 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
ITT: You get home late one night, walk into your bedroom and see this.

How do you approach? (I decide outcome based on what you say/do)
#2655234 to #2655160 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
I'd
I'd
User avatar #2655486 to #2655234 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
You vacate the house and return a day later.
There's a note on the bed;
"Thanks for letting use the place yesterday, won't happen again."
There's 1000$ attached.
User avatar #2655213 to #2655160 - ujellyofme **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
Call the cops.
User avatar #2655541 to #2655213 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
You call the cops but they just laugh when you say "some crazy green haired chick is masturbating in my bed"
User avatar #2655208 to #2655160 - inteus (02/26/2012) [-]
"need a hand?"
User avatar #2655447 to #2655208 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
"Nah I'm good but thanks anywa----"

She stops and looks at you.

"Fuck....You're home earlier than usual today..."

"Uhhhh....This is all a dream, go back to sleep" *while getting up and doing silly hand motions, then runs away*
#2655519 to #2655447 - inteus (02/26/2012) [-]
she ran away from me.
User avatar #2655562 to #2655519 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
Well it ain't like some porno where the guy walks in on her and they just fuck. Gotta make it worth while.
User avatar #2655639 to #2655562 - inteus (02/26/2012) [-]
lol i know.
User avatar #2655210 to #2655160 - thecjism (02/26/2012) [-]
Wait for her to finish and then come back in, then have a nice conversation with her, find out that she's actually a pony. Work to get her back to Equestria, accidentally turn yourself into a pony, live happily ever after as Scootaloo
User avatar #2655402 to #2655210 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
Well, apparently you wrote it out, so uh. Yea.
User avatar #2655419 to #2655402 - thecjism (02/26/2012) [-]
You can still add more

MAKE A FIC
User avatar #2655188 to #2655160 - Jelloisyumm (02/26/2012) [-]
I'm gonna need to go to sleep now...
User avatar #2655392 to #2655188 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
"Oh, was this your bed?" "Am I at the wrong place?!?!" "OMG!! I'm so sorry mister!" And runs away embarassed as shit.
User avatar #2655401 to #2655392 - Jelloisyumm (02/26/2012) [-]
Well that was weird.

*Sleepy times*
User avatar #2655187 to #2655160 - shisno (02/26/2012) [-]
um... carefully approach.. tap shoulder to wake up..

who are you and how did you get in my bed...
User avatar #2655364 to #2655187 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
She looks at you shocked, completely off guard. She quickly spits out "nothing, I was doing nothing! The door was open!.... I gotta go!" and bails like a motherfucker.
User avatar #2655400 to #2655364 - shisno (02/26/2012) [-]
huh... well.. um.. *following her out the door*

YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST STAYED FOR BREAKFAST
User avatar #2655181 to #2655160 - dustyshane (02/26/2012) [-]
it;s dang a lang time
User avatar #2655291 to #2655181 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
As you say that, she notices you and screams, then throws a nearby lamp at you, thinking your some kind of theif breaking in. Your KO'd and wake up the next morning to an empty house.
User avatar #2655235 to #2655180 - geminibrony **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
You stand there a minute, gawking in confusion as to who is masturbating your bed. She opens her eyes and notices you. You look at each other and then she gets up, wipes her hand on her shirt, and walks towards you, then past you, then out of your house. Never seen again. The whole time you just stand there.
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