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You vacate the house and return a day later.
There's a note on the bed;
"Thanks for letting use the place yesterday, won't happen again."
There's 1000$ attached.
There's a note on the bed;
"Thanks for letting use the place yesterday, won't happen again."
There's 1000$ attached.
You call the cops but they just laugh when you say "some crazy green haired chick is masturbating in my bed"
"Nah I'm good but thanks anywa----"
She stops and looks at you.
"Fuck....You're home earlier than usual today..."
"Uhhhh....This is all a dream, go back to sleep" *while getting up and doing silly hand motions, then runs away*
She stops and looks at you.
"Fuck....You're home earlier than usual today..."
"Uhhhh....This is all a dream, go back to sleep" *while getting up and doing silly hand motions, then runs away*
Well it ain't like some porno where the guy walks in on her and they just fuck. Gotta make it worth while.
Wait for her to finish and then come back in, then have a nice conversation with her, find out that she's actually a pony. Work to get her back to Equestria, accidentally turn yourself into a pony, live happily ever after as Scootaloo
Well, apparently you wrote it out, so uh. Yea.
"Oh, was this your bed?" "Am I at the wrong place?!?!" "OMG!! I'm so sorry mister!" And runs away embarassed as shit.
She looks at you shocked, completely off guard. She quickly spits out "nothing, I was doing nothing! The door was open!.... I gotta go!" and bails like a motherfucker.
As you say that, she notices you and screams, then throws a nearby lamp at you, thinking your some kind of theif breaking in. Your KO'd and wake up the next morning to an empty house.
You stand there a minute, gawking in confusion as to who is masturbating your bed. She opens her eyes and notices you. You look at each other and then she gets up, wipes her hand on her shirt, and walks towards you, then past you, then out of your house. Never seen again. The whole time you just stand there.