MFW I just got back right when you are leaving

PS, I have no idea what led up to this in conversation,
but you better be ready.

**lordheckler rolled a random image posted in comment #5941378 at FJ Pony Thread **

shhhhh, it's ok.

**Jjacoby rolled a random image posted in comment #18494 at Slice of Life thread II **

Needs more porn.

Even him?

Nuu, the male ponies can all fuck themselves.
Better yet, I'll bring XA with me.
He can handle all of them...at once.

XA? why not The C guy?

Nah, he'd enjoy it a little too much

Yeah... now I remember that...
Well... He can watch you while you have sex with all the earth ponies.

>earth ponies

Heckles please, no unicorn/pegasi will be spared.
Except spitfire. I will save her virgin plot for you.

Oh yes.

Shhh, it's okay.

Sometimes I just want to fuck a pony :3

Sometimes, I just want to fuck something that's not my hand.

Pony thread face when

lol, not really
The pony thread has really changed over time.
It went from wanting to fuck anyone that moved to I want to fuck a pony and only a pony.

Well... If I have to choose between a pony and a human... (A pony from the show and an attractive girl)
It's going to be a hard decision...

Yes, I would have that problem too, but the thing is, the ponies don't exist.
The main reason is because cartoons personalities aren't complicated as fuck, unlike humans.
Everything is complicated for humans, but in the cartoon, almost every thing is perfect.
And they are sexy.

I agree with all what you just say.
Specially with the "and they are sexy"

PS weenuss just touched your pony.

No. I killed myself before he touched me.

Soon...

Soon.....

SAS and LT were talking about if they can make a reunion of people of New York.
Then everyone start to say from when they are.
And I wanted to make a "forever alone" comment... That's all.

No, no, no, no.
It was obviously a distress signal that you wanted me to touch your pony in Argentina.

Maybe...
What are you waiting for!? Come and touch it!

This either looks like my dreams come true...
Or a trap.....

There's only one way to know...

**Jjacoby hesitantly touches Lordheckler's pony**

No! NO! That was not part of the plan!!

Then who was plan?

**lordheckler rolled a random comment #6286127 posted by cappin at FJ Pony Thread ** :


the guy who made this comment

funnyjunk.com/bronies/6292044#6292044

I think you are just framing the poor guy :O

Shhhh, it's ok. He is going to die soon.

Are you going to touch him with a knife, too?

No, with bullets.

Being touched with a knife must be reserved for special people, right?

No.
I touch them with my little pony.

I would touch Spifire with my little pony. All the fucking day.

You don't say?
I would touch all the ponies.
Not even the fillies will be spared.

Goodnight

Goodnight!