You think you can operate a tardis with hooves?

"Yeah, get that around your thick skull."

Why don't you gallop back to your shack, the universe isn't fit for a pony to control.

"You're one to talk. How many times has the Doctor slipped through your fingers?"

That has nothing to do with anything, mule.

"Of course not. Can't even handle a timelord and wants to conquer the universe, ape."