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GodzillaFTW ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
I REQUIRE YOU ASSISTANCE!
I'm planning on running for class president. And I plan on making a complete ass of myself in the funniest way possible. Those who are running have to make a speech saying why they should be president, or they can also but on some sort of show (dancing, eating contest, and other shit).
This is where you come in, write up of a speech for me or think of a something that's completely over the top and ridiculous for me to do (I'm not very creative). There is no speech limit, it could be as short/long as you want. Attempt to have ponies involved in some way.
GO!
I'm planning on running for class president. And I plan on making a complete ass of myself in the funniest way possible. Those who are running have to make a speech saying why they should be president, or they can also but on some sort of show (dancing, eating contest, and other shit).
This is where you come in, write up of a speech for me or think of a something that's completely over the top and ridiculous for me to do (I'm not very creative). There is no speech limit, it could be as short/long as you want. Attempt to have ponies involved in some way.
GO!
Say something really stupid like at the end of your speech "Canada on Strike" of "Free Earl" then have two friend run next to you and pull those little party poppers and pretend to get scared
Hand out candy, Im fucking serious, thats how every beat me for student council
When I ran I didnt offer candy
I lost
Ugly bitch gives everyone a lolipop, won with the most votes
When I ran I didnt offer candy
I lost
Ugly bitch gives everyone a lolipop, won with the most votes
I'll make a Google.doc with it and send you the link
It is just a popularity contest anyway.
Dickbutt, that is all.
You should ask Blackoutats, he'd help a lot
You should ask Blackoutats, he'd help a lot