What the hell did we do...?

We did something beautiful, that's all that matters.

Does that mean we should keep doing it?

All i know is the Wizard is going to more then likely die
Then new charater wakes up if we continue.

Also dat gif

all right lets review the party

hopefuly a warrior meatshield/badass
Me in the middle to shead the light
tavros right behind me to cure the wounds
some guy i dont know

Who are these douce bags

Suddenly turn into mind flayer city
and exits closed behind us
fuck

Get close to the loot mass teleport time
*iffy home*

What the fu-...
Well at least it wasnt me in a bed in water again.

...Weres my ha-
oh there it is...
Well either eriden is going to find me a sea dweller or Someone will help me
Right...?

(hsfghshsg, gotta leave.)

(its fine)

Cry.

(Is okay, I'll be back tomorrow.)

((no the command was cry
ill wait))

fix'd.

Nice.

...Well if you dont know then we will hit up a seer
maybe one of them will know
But i doubt they will let us go by without a drop in loot

....How the hell did we-...
Nevermind apparently karkats a templar so you three have to kick his ass..
pretty please?

Well at least now we know priests are useless.
probley going to be either major loot or a key on karkat that goes to a major loot cheast

Wait what did strider get out of this...
...
*collects eriden*

Eh drop eriden off to the sea and continue adventureing

Well after of course seeing who will remain in the party

Fine tav i guess we may never find out if You can be useful as a priest.

Come on rogue lets go loot some dungeons

oh shit sorry
ill bring you back loot if you dont mind rape me for walking in

Wait wait wait before you kill me maybe i can try summoning him!
...i like my luck dont take mine D:

son of a bitch i hate spide-
...Tav when did you become awesome?

Eh id blame the spider venom...
Wait what exactly can you do since your a priest
please say cure posion

Whos this green doucebag?

Also tavros you are now my favorite.

(Surpriseingly the mimic aka living cheast has not attacked our rogue?
All of the luck)

Victory is victoryious.

Suddenly fire everywere by orc shamans directed at the cheast
Because there lootblocks ect

Rogue flip your shit

....Fire ball at the shamans before seeing if the LOOT in the CHEAST was okay

Well at least were closer to the bigger loot
and better treasures...
or it was empty to begin with

Also both shamans would probley be pissed i killed there friend.

point out that they are the reason why the cheast caught fire to the rogue while walking back slowly

Why is priest doing nothing?

also use wizard tech 99:Turn foe into gold

Rogue
Gold shamans
Gold

Solid
Shamans
Loot the suckers were leaveing

All right were too now rogue?

You do realise if we cant find him we cant hit major loot right?

(continue tomorrow when we can?)

Warzon uses hero tech 1:Gather the party

('course, I'll be here after school!)

Warzon combo tech 2:Spawn everyone who hates karkat at the moment

...Sup
Dont hurt me

cover your eyes man!

wait why am i scared?

we have a common foe at the common time

And of course she gets the loot

now of course we need a priest and a warrior
No one got far with a rogue and a wizard
But eh

i said a warrior not a badass
I sad a priest not a badass
...Well you take what you can get

Now the only thing left to do is to hunt him down.

Now we follow our rogue who gets All the loot
Followed by the wizard to make light if we have to go into a dungeon full of loot
followed by the priest
followed by the warrior who if something bad happens in the frount will charge foward useing the priest as a lance because that all ways works

Surpriseingly quiet.
No cave trolls
no orcs
no fat loot.
*Suddenly all of those things*

Then mimic cheast full of dead rogues
Fireball to the cave troll
And the priest being priestly
Because we all know strider wil be fine

(accidentally the troll.

Run away with eriden
Turn around when he trips (of course)

War do what you all ways wanted to do:
Slap.

Victory achieved
war levels up to level 9
What.

put ALL the points into wizardry
Because thats what ive been doing...
Now to find a wand to actualy use my high stats in it

Now fly into the next universe over
With eriden
Beause it has ponys

Wait what are we doing?

I have no fucking idea.

And then buckets.

the real question is it good or bad?

Neither.

It's beautiful.

Go for the kisssss
and be censored by bucket

But then karkat.

turns out he a level 11 templar
and uses classy villain tech 22:kidnaping the princess prince

afgadfg, have to leave soon! D:

What pumpkin?

I see what you did there.

Thank you.

My pleasure~

*Nom*

What tentacle?

Wait did the tentacle bite me or did i bite the tentacle?
What

It's a headcanon-thing.

My headcanon is that the genetic material is the same color as their blood.

In other words, Karkat's tentabulge used you and left.

Like how i used this experience to hit on eriden then for being used?

Yeah, most likely.

Eridens nooo hes mine karkat D:

>:l

*Hug*

Eridennnnnns mental scars
is the best time to hit on a guy right?

of course it is...
But the paper chainsaw is probley going to stop

What about stupid smut?

Like this?

amokaywiththis.

Eriden:What the fuck?

Yessss

Jack:The hell?

*alternate*

Hmm yess Ws....
Whats going on?

hi guys whats going on in this thread


i dare you

I just....
I dont.....
Why would you...
....
Eriden has officaly stopped trying to think

Because no one can stop Karkat's tentabulge.





NO ONE.

Beg to differ

Not when hes wielding this

I wonder how many tentabulges I have drawn by now..

Who knows?

I should probably reunite with my neglected smut.

Or dont

Or actualy give me the pictures.