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User avatar #89 - supersnake ONLINE (03/19/2010) [-]
a real man has a palm tree,drys after his shower with sandpaper ,uses Tabasco sauce as eye drops,and carves his enisuals into his toenails with a chainsaw
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#90 to #89 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Enisuals? That is the worst misspelling of initials I've ever seen.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - supersnake ONLINE (03/19/2010) [-]
thankouy
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User avatar #87 - Iansane (03/19/2010) [-]
That's gonna blow when their bridge goes out. Or when they have a wave. Or a war.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - Longcatisloooooong (03/19/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
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User avatar #92 to #88 - Iansane (03/19/2010) [-]
They are too smart for war, but unless I am mistaken, everyone around them has a bit of a habit of doing that.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - Longcatisloooooong (03/19/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
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User avatar #75 - UnderTehBed (03/19/2010) [-]
**UnderTehBed rolls 20** If this ends in a 0, i will change my name to Edwardcullens#1fan
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User avatar #85 to #75 - THEvaginator (03/19/2010) [-]
oh dude your the #1 fan of a criminal and a drunkard
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#83 to #75 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
change it, change it, change it, change it, change it!
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User avatar #81 to #75 - jokiu (03/19/2010) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
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#80 to #75 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Har har har gl #1 fan
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#79 to #75 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
so are you going to change your name now??
awesome :)
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User avatar #78 to #75 - Rolyat (03/19/2010) [-]
you jsut keep posting that casue thats waht you want your name to be
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User avatar #86 to #78 - BMTEJ (03/19/2010) [-]
he won't do it
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User avatar #94 to #86 - UnderTehBed (03/20/2010) [-]
oh i will definitely do it. can someone please tell me how tho lol.
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User avatar #77 to #75 - ffxpwns **User deleted account** (03/19/2010) [-]
lolololol, im sorry , but that is kinda funny
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User avatar #73 - Ryansixsixsix (03/19/2010) [-]
Woot! i live in dubai =]
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#74 to #73 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Dude...when I went there, I wanted to buy a fucking video game, and they charged 300 bucks for it!!!!!! D8< WTF?!?!
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I never bought it ._.
Then I went to Lebanon :D
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User avatar #76 to #74 - Ryansixsixsix (03/19/2010) [-]
300 bucks? it was probably 300 dirhams... thats like 85 bucks
The driving here = shit.
But we have the best malls in the world :D
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#82 to #76 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Well Dubai is pretty beautiful. But the HEAT kills meh D;
Well I asked how much it was and they said "300 dollars"....Idk. They probably didn't speak english. (not trying to be racist cause I am in fact, half middle-eastern as well...and Idk how to speak it well lmfao)
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User avatar #84 to #82 - Ryansixsixsix (03/19/2010) [-]
300 dollars? o.O
Yeh the heat gets pretty bad in the summer
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User avatar #70 - DeadlyAwakening (03/19/2010) [-]
im gonna someday propose to my gf in dubai...


if she says no, im gonna make the FJ island REAL
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#71 to #70 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Lol im with ur GF right now.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - DeadlyAwakening (03/19/2010) [-]
now im gonna have to hunt you down silently...oh wait, whoops i meant to say "if she says yes" sorry about that
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User avatar #69 - MrPy (03/19/2010) [-]
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#68 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
looks like the thrumbs down troll tards hit this pic with all the pathetic might they could muster.
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User avatar #66 - twistednoob (03/19/2010) [-]
you know, i remember when funnyjunk was actually funny. but since i just made an account tonite, i cant thumbs down. piss.....
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#64 - Nekras (03/19/2010) [-]
nice
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User avatar #60 - thejunkie (03/19/2010) [-]
stop that palm trees your not plate tectonics


silly palm trees
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User avatar #59 - TheAssassin (03/19/2010) [-]
Dubai: proving that middle easterners are too ugly for social lives.
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#67 to #59 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Um.. I'm middle eastern and I have a perfectly fine social life, love ^^
Now leave before I bomb you D< Betch!
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User avatar #96 to #67 - TheAssassin (03/20/2010) [-]
lol, you don't have to blow this outta proportion. it was just a joke. jeez, no need for the explosive temper...
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#65 to #59 - DSSand (03/19/2010) [-]
Uuuh, and by that you mean? You do know that Africa and Middle East were the original building blocks for society? Including but not limited too: Medicine, Physics, Law, Architecture, Ship handlers, and ect.
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User avatar #56 - iori (03/19/2010) [-]
IF YOU TOLD THAT TO THE CHILD YOU WOULD RUIN HIS POOR POOR MIND.....MAKE HIM CRY
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User avatar #58 to #56 - undeadarmy (03/19/2010) [-]
o well he'll learn to accept it i mean until he can make islads that look like chuck norris then he's screwed
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#55 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
steve irwin, legos look like steve irwin
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User avatar #54 - MorningBreeze (03/19/2010) [-]
i wish that was my house on there
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#53 - Cglynn (03/19/2010) [-]
and fucking U.S states too!
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User avatar #52 - jrmaverick (03/19/2010) [-]
No Fuck you

Dugtrio use earthquake.
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User avatar #57 to #52 - MorningBreeze (03/19/2010) [-]
its not very effective (water vs ground)
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User avatar #61 to #57 - CommunityShark (03/19/2010) [-]
Actually, it does normal damage. :)
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User avatar #62 to #61 - MorningBreeze (03/19/2010) [-]
god dammit
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User avatar #63 to #62 - Espeon (03/19/2010) [-]
Mew..? My psychic master..?
No.. you are not the great Mew..
You.. are different..
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#50 - simplyme (03/19/2010) [-]
give the kid a break i mean he looks like 7
Dubai also made some islands that are for private(residential) use only the overall shape is the United States(no Hawaii or Alaska)
There were like 70 islands i think
i would like to buy one when i grow up
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User avatar #46 - NoThisIsBlaze (03/19/2010) [-]
Dubai is the probably the coolest place ever. They made a ski resort in a 100 degree desert. They didnt have enough beaches, so they made 3 of those palm trees, adding several miles to their beachside. They made a skyscraper i which the floors rotate (also, there are solar panels above each floor and wind turbines between each floor giving the building the ability to power itself). They made islands in the shape of the world. Now theyre making islands in the shape of the galaxy.
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User avatar #42 - Bacconator (03/19/2010) [-]
Gotta say, ...... DUBAI JUST KICKKED STUPID LEGO KIDS ASS!!!!!!!!

P0WN3D BITCH!!
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User avatar #36 - I Am Monkey (03/19/2010) [-]
If we had Indians that work for 2 cents an hour I'm sure America could do that too.
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User avatar #47 to #36 - NoThisIsBlaze (03/19/2010) [-]
Dubai is in the UAE
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#43 to #36 - Clemdawg (03/19/2010) [-]
we do, we just call them mexicans though
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User avatar #99 to #43 - I Am Monkey (03/20/2010) [-]
Yea, but mexicans are making 6-figures compared to those indians.
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