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lollane
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i couldn't bear that.
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fignewtonz
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there is an otterly insane amount of
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timforthewin
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You're gonna get more
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fignewtonz
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nobody wants to hear you yakking about how many
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timforthewin
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God these are hilarious.
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sixstringdemon
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there was once so many animal puns... everybody died!
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fignewtonz
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i think you're just commenting on this post because you're star-ved for attention
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sixstringdemon
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i think you need to --shut-- the **** up
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fignewtonz
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well, i'd be lion if i said that didn't hurt a little...
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sixstringdemon
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well im eely sorry
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fignewtonz
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apology accepted. i gnu you'd come around eventually
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#129
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fignewtonz
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oh, don't play koi with me. you know it wasn't that bad.
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jbass
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the people trying to end this thread are just plain shellfish
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fignewtonz
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don't worry, they'll get o-ferret
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anog
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This is getting quite Cat-astrophic..
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fignewtonz
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well i think it's phin-tastic.
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ColdBeets
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I was going to try and comment with a witty pun, but all the ones I thought of were taken. Ah well.
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fignewtonz
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come on man, keep your irrelephant comments to yourself.
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ColdBeets
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What kine of god are you, that you may dictate what I want to express?
(Kine is outdated term for plural cows, btw.)
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fignewtonz
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I just think you need to rein in your attitude a bit, mister.
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karmawashere
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Hen this thread is over will someone let me know?
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fignewtonz
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don't hold your breath, it mite be a while
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Scorpionjak
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Well what the fox do you expect?
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pharoahemonch
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your **** animal puns are nothing to crow over
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fignewtonz
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hey man, there is no need for such fowl language
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Scorpionjak
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Stop badgering us, asshole.
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pharoahemonch
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nope - having a whale of a time
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markisawesome
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You guys are to cocky with your animal puns.
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cochmongler
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I'll stop rabbiting on now
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UGHFISH
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Really guys calm your tits
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fignewtonz
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I agree. there's no use getting all eggcited over nothing
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Scorpionjak
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You're acting apesolutely retarded.
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deadz
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You guys are un-bee-levable.
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pharoahemonch
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I ain't taking this abuse from a pussy
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firebear
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these puns are sharkingly funny
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Scorpionjak
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I'm gonna stop monkeying around. **** this thread.
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pharoahemonch
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You turtelly just killed the vide dude..
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pure poultry in motion
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As the FJ community runs out of animal puns, the thread becomes sluggish..
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But as you can see you can still cheetah your way by
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fignewtonz
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that pun was a bit of ostrich.
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MFW
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unclelarry
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This is hawkward..
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This awkwardness is un-bear-able.
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IMMA FISH
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someone please screenshot this .. see you in front page
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when people say that ****...you might as well walk into a lions den with meat around your neck. basically, you're ******.
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No
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unclelarry
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Don't be a bully
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You guys are really milking this joke aren't you.
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you're being overly hop-timistic about how amusing this thread is..
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this thread is ducking aweome
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**pharoahemonch rolls 44**
also, dubs.
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Everyone else is just jelly.
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We're just clowning around.
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This is becoming a boar now.
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Hey you got some seaweed on your tail
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pharoahemonch
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you're right - just harmless kitten' around
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i pray that this thread gets frontpage
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look at all the pretty purple lines
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I hope I'm in time to make a guest appearants
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I just like making purple lines
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This is absol-utely the best thread I've read in a while
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yes yes a great thread indeed... but let this be owl little secret
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i hope we dont ram into any problems
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