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    #33 - lollane
    Reply+140
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    i couldn't bear that.
    i couldn't bear that.
    #203 to #33 - fignewtonz
    Reply+3
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    there is an otterly insane amount of thumbs on this comment
    there is an otterly insane amount of thumbs on this comment
    User avatar#198 to #33 - timforthewin [OP]
    Reply0
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    You're gonna get more thumbs than I did!
    #210 to #198 - fignewtonz
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    nobody wants to hear you yakking about how many thumbs you got before.
    nobody wants to hear you yakking about how many thumbs you got before.
    User avatar#211 to #210 - timforthewin [OP]
    Reply0
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    God these are hilarious.
    #174 to #33 - lollane
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    #139 to #33 - sixstringdemon
    Reply-2
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    there was once so many animal puns... everybody died!
    there was once so many animal puns... everybody died!
    #146 to #139 - fignewtonz
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    i think you're just commenting on this post because you're star-ved for attention
    i think you're just commenting on this post because you're star-ved for attention
    User avatar#147 to #146 - sixstringdemon
    Reply-6
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    i think you need to --shut-- the **** up
    #149 to #147 - fignewtonz
    Reply+3
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    well, i'd be lion if i said that didn't hurt a little...
    well, i'd be lion if i said that didn't hurt a little...
    User avatar#151 to #149 - sixstringdemon
    Reply-1
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    well im eely sorry
    #155 to #151 - fignewtonz
    Reply+4
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    apology accepted. i gnu you'd come around eventually
    apology accepted. i gnu you'd come around eventually
    #153 to #151 - sixstringdemon
    Reply0
    (10/27/2011)[-]
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    #129 to #33 - fignewtonz
    Reply+4
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    oh, don't play koi with me. you know it wasn't that bad.
    oh, don't play koi with me. you know it wasn't that bad.
    #125 to #33 - jbass
    Reply+7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    the people trying to end this thread are just plain shellfish
    the people trying to end this thread are just plain shellfish
    #133 to #125 - fignewtonz
    Reply+7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    don't worry, they'll get o-ferret
    don't worry, they'll get o-ferret
    #131 to #125 - fignewtonz
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    #121 to #33 - anog
    Reply+6
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    This is getting quite Cat-astrophic..
    This is getting quite Cat-astrophic..
    #134 to #121 - fignewtonz
    Reply+4
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    well i think it's phin-tastic.
    well i think it's phin-tastic.
    #112 to #33 - ColdBeets
    Reply-7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    I was going to try and comment with a witty pun, but all the ones I thought of were taken. Ah well.
    I was going to try and comment with a witty pun, but all the ones I thought of were taken. Ah well.
    #148 to #112 - fignewtonz
    Reply+7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    come on man, keep your irrelephant comments to yourself.
    come on man, keep your irrelephant comments to yourself.
    #182 to #148 - ColdBeets
    Reply-1
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    What kine of god are you, that you may dictate what I want to express?  
  
(Kine is outdated term for plural cows, btw.)
    What kine of god are you, that you may dictate what I want to express?

    (Kine is outdated term for plural cows, btw.)
    #209 to #182 - fignewtonz
    Reply-2
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    I just think you need to rein in your attitude a bit, mister.
    I just think you need to rein in your attitude a bit, mister.
    #99 to #33 - karmawashere
    Reply+8
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    Hen this thread is over will someone let me know?
    Hen this thread is over will someone let me know?
    #138 to #99 - fignewtonz
    Reply+5
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    don't hold your breath, it mite be a while
    don't hold your breath, it mite be a while
    #39 to #33 - Scorpionjak
    Reply+110
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    Well what the fox do you expect?
    Well what the fox do you expect?
    #40 to #39 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+114
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    your **** animal puns are nothing to crow over
    your **** animal puns are nothing to crow over
    #212 to #40 - fignewtonz
    Reply+2
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    hey man, there is no need for such fowl language
    hey man, there is no need for such fowl language
    #41 to #40 - Scorpionjak
    Reply+105
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    Stop badgering us, asshole.
    Stop badgering us, asshole.
    #164 to #41 - lollane
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    #42 to #41 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+101
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    nope - having a whale of a time
    nope - having a whale of a time
    #94 to #42 - markisawesome
    Reply+32
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    You guys are to cocky with your animal puns.
    You guys are to cocky with your animal puns.
    #62 to #42 - cochmongler
    Reply+57
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    I'll stop rabbiting on now
    I'll stop rabbiting on now
    #92 to #62 - UGHFISH
    Reply+28
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    Really guys calm your tits
    Really guys calm your tits
    #143 to #92 - fignewtonz
    Reply+3
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    I agree. there's no use getting all eggcited over nothing
    I agree. there's no use getting all eggcited over nothing
    #43 to #42 - Scorpionjak
    Reply+95
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    You're acting apesolutely retarded.
    You're acting apesolutely retarded.
    #47 to #43 - deadz
    Reply+75
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    You guys are un-bee-levable.
    You guys are un-bee-levable.
    #45 to #43 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+69
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    I ain't taking this abuse from a pussy
    I ain't taking this abuse from a pussy
    #44 to #43 - firebear
    Reply+82
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    these puns are sharkingly funny
    these puns are sharkingly funny
    #48 to #44 - Scorpionjak
    Reply+65
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    I'm gonna stop monkeying around. **** this thread.
    I'm gonna stop monkeying around. **** this thread.
    #46 to #44 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+77
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    You turtelly just killed the vide dude..
    You turtelly just killed the vide dude..
    #106 to #46 - redheadedbeast
    Reply-12
    (10/27/2011)[-]
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    #77 to #46 - Zorfsic
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    #50 to #46 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+70
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    pure poultry in motion
    pure poultry in motion
    #51 to #50 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+82
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    As the FJ community runs out of animal puns, the thread becomes sluggish..
    As the FJ community runs out of animal puns, the thread becomes sluggish..
    #109 to #51 - dontshoot
    Reply+13
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    But as you can see you can still cheetah your way by
    But as you can see you can still cheetah your way by
    #213 to #109 - fignewtonz
    Reply+1
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    that pun was a bit of ostrich.
    that pun was a bit of ostrich.
    #53 to #51 - jintan
    Reply-88
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    MFW
    MFW
    #54 to #53 - unclelarry
    Reply+81
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    This is hawkward..
    This is hawkward..
    #103 to #54 - skaterdudemahn
    Reply+12
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    This awkwardness is un-bear-able.
    This awkwardness is un-bear-able.
    #91 to #54 - jaytinzeta
    Reply-46
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    IMMA FISH
    IMMA FISH
    #55 to #54 - jintan
    Reply-75
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    someone please screenshot this ..  see you in front page
    someone please screenshot this .. see you in front page
    #95 to #55 - hidefromme
    Reply+7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    when people say that ****...you might as well walk into a lions den with meat around your neck. basically, you're ******.
    User avatar#69 to #55 - orrisic
    Reply0
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    No
    #58 to #55 - mrgeekedup
    Reply+31
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #65 to #58 - unclelarry
    Reply+58
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    Don't be a bully
    Don't be a bully
    #100 to #65 - mrpajamapants
    Reply+21
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    You guys are really milking this joke aren't you.
    You guys are really milking this joke aren't you.
    #59 to #58 - jintan
    Reply-56
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #57 to #55 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+68
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    you're being overly hop-timistic about how amusing this thread is..
    you're being overly hop-timistic about how amusing this thread is..
    #145 to #57 - milostheserb
    Reply+3
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    this thread is ducking aweome
    this thread is ducking aweome
    User avatar#61 to #57 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+76
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    **pharoahemonch rolls 44** also, dubs.
    #157 to #61 - coolkobi
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    #181 to #157 - PEDOSAUROUS
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    #66 to #61 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+21
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #64 to #61 - jintan
    Reply+18
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #63 to #61 - mrgeekedup
    Reply+58
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #68 to #63 - unclelarry
    Reply+41
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    Everyone else is just jelly.
    Everyone else is just jelly.
    #67 to #63 - unclelarry
    Reply+47
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    We're just clowning around.
    We're just clowning around.
    #74 to #67 - unclelarry
    Reply+40
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    This is becoming a boar now.
    This is becoming a boar now.
    #73 to #67 - BlahDude
    Reply-29
    (10/26/2011)[-]
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    #72 to #67 - mrgeekedup
    Reply+10
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    Hey you got some seaweed on your tail
    Hey you got some seaweed on your tail
    #71 to #67 - pharoahemonch
    Reply+31
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    you're right - just harmless kitten' around
    you're right - just harmless kitten' around
    #93 to #71 - vashtehstampede
    Reply+29
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    i pray that this thread gets frontpage
    i pray that this thread gets frontpage
    #104 to #93 - narkyelite**User deleted account**
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    #124 to #104 - ipostcontentandect
    -4
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    look at all the pretty purple lines

    #113 to #104 - samorris
    +16
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    I hope I'm in time to make a guest appearants
    I hope I'm in time to make a guest appearants
    User avatar#76 to #71 - ssteesh
    Reply+9
    (10/26/2011)[-]
    I just like making purple lines
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    #114 to #76 - boltam
    Reply+5
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    This is absol-utely the best thread I've read in a while
    This is absol-utely the best thread I've read in a while
    #184 to #114 - BlackSteve**User deleted account**
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    #161 to #114 - pedrobeard
    +7
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    yes yes a great thread indeed... but let this be owl little secret
    yes yes a great thread indeed... but let this be owl little secret
    #141 to #114 - PEDOSAUROUS
    +8
    (10/27/2011)[-]
    i hope we dont ram into any problems
    i hope we dont ram into any problems
    #128 to #114 - alexanderdude
    +8
    (10/27/2011)[-]
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