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lollane
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(10/26/2011)
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i couldn't bear that.
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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there is an otterly insane amount of
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timforthewin
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(10/27/2011)
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You're gonna get more
thumb
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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nobody wants to hear you yakking about how many
thumb
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timforthewin
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(10/27/2011)
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God these are hilarious.
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lollane
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#139
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sixstringdemon
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(10/27/2011)
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there was once so many animal puns... everybody died!
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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i think you're just commenting on this post because you're star-ved for attention
#147
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sixstringdemon
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(10/27/2011)
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i think you need to --shut-- the **** up
#149
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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well, i'd be lion if i said that didn't hurt a little...
#151
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sixstringdemon
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(10/27/2011)
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well im eely sorry
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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apology accepted. i gnu you'd come around eventually
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sixstringdemon
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(10/27/2011)
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#129
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fignewtonz
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+4
(10/27/2011)
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oh, don't play koi with me. you know it wasn't that bad.
#125
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jbass
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(10/27/2011)
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the people trying to end this thread are just plain shellfish
#133
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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don't worry, they'll get o-ferret
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#121
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anog
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(10/27/2011)
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This is getting quite Cat-astrophic..
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fignewtonz
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+4
(10/27/2011)
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well i think it's phin-tastic.
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ColdBeets
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(10/27/2011)
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I was going to try and comment with a witty pun, but all the ones I thought of were taken. Ah well.
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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come on man, keep your irrelephant comments to yourself.
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ColdBeets
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(10/27/2011)
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What kine of god are you, that you may dictate what I want to express?
(Kine is outdated term for plural cows, btw.)
#209
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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I just think you need to rein in your attitude a bit, mister.
#99
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karmawashere
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(10/27/2011)
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Hen this thread is over will someone let me know?
#138
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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don't hold your breath, it mite be a while
#39
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Scorpionjak
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+110
(10/26/2011)
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Well what the fox do you expect?
#40
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pharoahemonch
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+114
(10/26/2011)
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your **** animal puns are nothing to crow over
#212
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fignewtonz
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+2
(10/27/2011)
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hey man, there is no need for such fowl language
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Scorpionjak
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+105
(10/26/2011)
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Stop badgering us, asshole.
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#42
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pharoahemonch
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+101
(10/26/2011)
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nope - having a whale of a time
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markisawesome
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+32
(10/27/2011)
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You guys are to cocky with your animal puns.
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cochmongler
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+57
(10/26/2011)
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I'll stop rabbiting on now
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UGHFISH
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+28
(10/27/2011)
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Really guys calm your tits
#143
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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I agree. there's no use getting all eggcited over nothing
#43
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Scorpionjak
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(10/26/2011)
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You're acting apesolutely retarded.
#47
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deadz
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+75
(10/26/2011)
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You guys are un-bee-levable.
#45
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pharoahemonch
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+69
(10/26/2011)
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I ain't taking this abuse from a pussy
#44
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firebear
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+82
(10/26/2011)
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these puns are sharkingly funny
#48
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Scorpionjak
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+65
(10/26/2011)
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I'm gonna stop monkeying around. **** this thread.
#46
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pharoahemonch
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+77
(10/26/2011)
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You turtelly just killed the vide dude..
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redheadedbeast
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(10/27/2011)
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#50
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pharoahemonch
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(10/26/2011)
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pure poultry in motion
#51
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pharoahemonch
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(10/26/2011)
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As the FJ community runs out of animal puns, the thread becomes sluggish..
#109
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dontshoot
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+13
(10/27/2011)
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But as you can see you can still cheetah your way by
#213
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fignewtonz
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(10/27/2011)
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that pun was a bit of ostrich.
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jintan
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(10/26/2011)
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MFW
#54
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unclelarry
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+81
(10/26/2011)
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This is hawkward..
#103
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skaterdudemahn
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+12
(10/27/2011)
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This awkwardness is un-bear-able.
#91
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jaytinzeta
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-46
(10/27/2011)
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IMMA FISH
#55
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jintan
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(10/26/2011)
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someone please screenshot this .. see you in front page
#95
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hidefromme
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(10/27/2011)
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when people say that ****...you might as well walk into a lions den with meat around your neck. basically, you're ******.
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orrisic
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(10/26/2011)
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No
#58
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mrgeekedup
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+31
(10/26/2011)
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#65
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unclelarry
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+58
(10/26/2011)
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Don't be a bully
#100
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mrpajamapants
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+21
(10/27/2011)
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You guys are really milking this joke aren't you.
#59
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jintan
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(10/26/2011)
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#57
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pharoahemonch
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+68
(10/26/2011)
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you're being overly hop-timistic about how amusing this thread is..
#145
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milostheserb
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(10/27/2011)
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this thread is ducking aweome
#61
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pharoahemonch
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+76
(10/26/2011)
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**pharoahemonch rolls 44**
also, dubs.
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coolkobi
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#66
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pharoahemonch
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(10/26/2011)
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#64
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jintan
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(10/26/2011)
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#63
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mrgeekedup
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(10/26/2011)
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#68
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unclelarry
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+41
(10/26/2011)
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Everyone else is just jelly.
#67
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unclelarry
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+47
(10/26/2011)
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We're just clowning around.
#74
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unclelarry
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+40
(10/26/2011)
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This is becoming a boar now.
#73
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BlahDude
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(10/26/2011)
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#72
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mrgeekedup
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+10
(10/26/2011)
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Hey you got some seaweed on your tail
#71
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pharoahemonch
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+31
(10/26/2011)
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you're right - just harmless kitten' around
#93
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vashtehstampede
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+29
(10/27/2011)
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i pray that this thread gets frontpage
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#124
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ipostcontentandect
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(10/27/2011)
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look at all the pretty purple lines
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samorris
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(10/27/2011)
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I hope I'm in time to make a guest appearants
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ssteesh
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(10/26/2011)
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I just like making purple lines
<
#114
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boltam
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(10/27/2011)
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This is absol-utely the best thread I've read in a while
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#161
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pedrobeard
+7
(10/27/2011)
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yes yes a great thread indeed... but let this be owl little secret
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PEDOSAUROUS
+8
(10/27/2011)
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i hope we dont ram into any problems
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alexanderdude
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(10/27/2011)
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