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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - date
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#12 to #11 - ghostisaho
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#81 - sotalokki
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**sotalokki rolled a random image**
How I look like when kicked in the balls.
#91 to #81 - anon id: 912bb684
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Nice
User avatar #20 - dayme
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Giving birth can take like 12 hours...
User avatar #23 to #20 - zevran
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Getting kicked in the balls will hurt your pride for all eternity.
User avatar #27 to #23 - dayme
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Video about someone getting kicked in the balls ---------> Everyone laughs. Even men.
Video about a woman giving birth ----------> Do i need to describe the reactions?
User avatar #29 to #27 - zevran
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The man that got kicked in the balls certainly did not laugh.
User avatar #32 to #29 - dayme
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Yeah probably not :D
User avatar #119 to #32 - sasukkun
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Guys don't laugh when they see someone kicked in the balls. They cringe and imagine it happening to them and cringe some more.
#46 - rimalus
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I don't get it, if those things generate that much pain and people survive them, obviously the body CAN handle more than 45 del of pain.

I'm just saying, that's worded strangely unless I'm not getting it.
#60 to #46 - dontevencare
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Means you can't tell the difference once it hits 45.
#63 to #60 - anon id: b831ddf8
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the post isn't about whether or not you can tell the difference, its about whether or not you can handle it. you probably can't tell the difference between 140 decibels and 1000 decibels. one kills you, the other doesnt
#67 to #63 - dontevencare
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This post is ******** ...
#30 - ubersammich
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I'll just leave this here...
#137 - glasstrampoline
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**glasstrampoline rolled a random image** How I look after a kick square in the nuts.
User avatar #155 - swari
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A man gets kicked in the nuts. He never wants it to happen again.

A woman gives birth to a baby. Two years later, "Oh, let's have another!"
#179 to #155 - octagon
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The female brain sends out a chemical that makes the her forget just how PAINFUL the childbirth was. If it weren't for that amnesia chemical, ALOT of us would be only children XD  
  
Nature likes to trick us into Reproducing.
The female brain sends out a chemical that makes the her forget just how PAINFUL the childbirth was. If it weren't for that amnesia chemical, ALOT of us would be only children XD

Nature likes to trick us into Reproducing.
#176 - theblackmamba
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**theblackmamba rolled a random image** and johnny knoxville is a boss
#181 to #176 - theslytherpuffgirl
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Yes.
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#127 - theaceofthespade
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Here we go
#154 to #127 - seljek
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Sorry, can't hear you in this vaccum. You know being on the moon and all that makes it hard to hear.

By the way, this can kill you.
#149 to #127 - anon id: 72144c15
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Produces baby is a plus

Dafuq?
User avatar #152 to #149 - theaceofthespade
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SOME people get pregnant on purpose because they want to have a child. To sell as a sex slave and whatnot.
User avatar #156 to #127 - NotAdmin
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it actually can kill you...
#134 to #127 - chiefstrongbow
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Needs to be fixed.
Left-hand side, "Can't kill you" is a false statement.
You can die from being kicked in the nuts. Either through internal bleed-out or testicular cancer.
#166 to #134 - theaceofthespade
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I didn't include it because it is a statistical anomaly. Anything can give you cancer, and causes of cancer are debatable. Likewise, being hit anywhere actually poses a chance of bleeding out, thus making it non-unique.
#212 to #166 - chiefstrongbow
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Think of it like this:
One way you die from giving birth is: Bleeding out.
One way you die from getting hit in the nads: Bleeding out.
Bleeding out = Bleeding out.

Since the testicles lack a solid structure the blood clots that form from rupturing float freely, blood clots burst, seizure may induce, etc.
25% of maternal deaths are from ruptures/bleed-ing out.
13% from infections
another 13% from unsafe abortions
12% eclampsia
8% obstructed labour
other direct causes 8%
and indirect causes 20%, Indirect causes such as malaria, anaemia,[6] HIV/AIDS and cardiovascular disease, complicate pregnancy or are aggravated by it.

To summarize, a cause of death is still a cause of death.
User avatar #247 to #212 - theaceofthespade
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I'll agree with you as soon as you find me 1 documented case of a man dying from being kicked in the balls.
It's an invalid, unsupported, statistical anomaly. The sort of impact that could cause you to bleed to death from your groin would cause the same amount of damage anywhere else. If it is even real
#252 to #247 - chiefstrongbow
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"Last updated at: (Beijing Time) Saturday, October 04, 2003
Man dies after wife crushes testicles

An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

Source: You need to login to view this link quot;

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User avatar #273 to #252 - theaceofthespade
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Still statistical outliers! Furthermore, a headline is not what I'm asking for, but rather, something that actually proves cause of death - none of those state that being hit in the nuts directly caused the death, but rather that it happened and the person died. You are more likely to win the lottery than die from being kicked in the nuts. The chances approach 0 and are statistically insignificant. It's not on the table because it is entirely invalid, especially when compared to the chances of a woman dying from childbirth.
#298 to #273 - chiefstrongbow
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The testicle is an organ. A testicle being crushed is an organ being crushed. If the testicles are COMPLETELY crushed, the man has to be castrated in order to be saved.
#309 to #298 - theaceofthespade
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Alrite, I'll break this down:
Millions of testicles are hit every day. No one dies of it. That feature is not unique to getting hit in the balls vs anywhere else, which is why it did not go into the table. Especially compared to childbirth, the concern of death is negligible.

Furthermore, sense the table is unique things, using your own facts, if we eliminate the common causes of death between the two, ie, blood loss and infection, childbirth still is the only one that poses a risk of death. EOD.
#351 to #309 - chiefstrongbow
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Crushing the testicle (which is what causes the internal bleed-out), is what can causes the death. I wasn't stating that an everyday normal "Top of the morning to yah" kick in the nads will kill a man, nor did I mean to state it like that. A well aimed and strong enough impact to the testicles may kill a man. It is still plausible though.

"Rupture of the spermatic arteries and veins has caused sudden death." - Source:
Surgical Anomalies of the Genito-Urinary System.

If you need links I'll post some, and yes some of them are "headlines", which still shows that smashing testicles can lead to death.
#246 to #212 - chiefstrongbow
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Also, in your comparison of PROS and CONS you have "Pros: Can't Kill you Cons: Can happen every 5 minutes, Impossible to prevent, Produces Absolutely" for Testicular Impact and "Pros: Easily Preventable, Produces Baby, Can be treated with drugs, Happens once a year. Cons: Can kill you"

The argument I stated above is that you can, in fact, die from being hit in the testicles. Unique death or not, the chart above is based on facts not uniqueness. Also, repetitive testicular impact can increase the risk of cancer. Childbirth, however, cannot increase the risk.
User avatar #177 to #166 - TheCodFather
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excluding facts because of your technical jargon ...
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User avatar #180 to #173 - theaceofthespade
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A woman has little less than a 1/5000 chance of dying from giving birth IN A HOSPITAL SETTING. That doesn't seem like a lot. It used to be almost half. A man has an infinitely small chance of dying from being hit in the balls. I still can't even find any recorded cases of it actually happening. And in the past, almost half of women would die from it. So yes, its ******* normal.
#191 - Farthestlight
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**Farthestlight rolled a random image** Strange enough, this is how my balls look like.
User avatar #193 to #191 - davisdamen
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slightly relevant? thumb for you