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Why We Broke Up

100% True and original. Bitches be crazy.
Want a sure fire way to get chicks? -----> funnyjunk.com/youtube/2786677/Alpha+Up/ (I can't promise they won't be crazy bitches, though. Sorry.)

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that you have any attraction to
any any female on we planet.
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In bed, watching TV. About
to go to sleep.
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were even consider
it, You dun’: find me
Attractive blah blah
No exaggeration.
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as to what her reaction will be) I
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She then locked herself
inside of a clipart
bathroom. . .
What she expected:
What I did:
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Submitted: 10/25/2011
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#54 - iamthebester (10/25/2011) [-]
**iamthebester rolled a random image** you deserve front page sir
#3 - dingojohn (10/25/2011) [-]
pic definitely related  
  
don't take her 						****					...
pic definitely related

don't take her **** ...
#1 - crazymungo (10/25/2011) [-]
yeah man
yeah man
#118 - fatbaldhead (10/25/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**fatbaldhead rolled a random image** who i would threesome with ...
**fatbaldhead rolled a random image** who i would threesome with ...
#8 - finishhimlarry (10/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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It's not gay if it's in a 3-way
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#175 - coolmcbob (10/26/2011) [-]
Here's that sprite commercial in a gif
Here's that sprite commercial in a gif
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User avatar #194 to #192 - Roswell (10/26/2011) [-]
12 and a half!
#231 - mytrakytra (10/26/2011) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolled a random image** STICK IT IN

EVERY HOLE!
#37 - sortoathepenguin (10/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
BROFIST!
BROFIST!
#61 - fishystickmorgan (10/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#47 - hellfish (10/25/2011) [-]
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#23 - realmike (10/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**realmike rolled a random image** I completely understand what you are going through..
#268 - echoooes (10/26/2011) [-]
The reason why I thumbed
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#12 - bennynjunk (10/25/2011) [-]
You only want to have sex with her therefore you don't find her attractive? **** Logic.
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