No More Fapping - Day 2. Thanks to you people I have survived another day without fapping. Here is how my day went today. If this makes it to the front page I w No moar fapping
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No More Fapping - Day 2

Thanks to you people I have survived another day without fapping. Here is how my day went today. If this makes it to the front page I will double my efforts.

Dahr 2-
It has been over 2 days
singe I have fapped, this is uncommon for
me, but is not rare. Didn' t get as much
sleep as I would have hoped, but I made it
through the night with the help of my new
Pokemon game... (Mind you some of the
female trainers in that game didn' t help)
8: 10 am: Just made it to swhools All the girls
seem more attractive than usual. Luckily it is
still cold outside so most of them are wearing
lots of clothe.
00 am: Physios Class, IT IS SIC) UNFAIR! Why
must the girl who sits in front of me wear a tank
top!!( rarest time i' ever complained about a
girl in tank top lol)
3: 00 pm: Home from school. Funny Junk time,
Made sure not to click on the pictures that
had soft oore porn on the thumb nails.
3: pm: Time to continue spamming Miley
Cyrus' s videos to help with our attack.
3: pm: Figured out that seeing her
videos made things worse.
5: 45 pm: This is the time I would have a
shower” Debating whether or not too because
that' s when I' m most vulnerable.
6: 00 pm: I rush into the shower as fast as
possible and make it very cold. Shower was
completed in record time.
6: 30 pm: Cold shower has lowered down my
raging hormones and should hopefully keep me
safe the rest of the night.
If this is successful I will press on to
day three-
...
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User avatar #43 - DrDanny (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
just remember..you shouldnt go more than a month...that would be the equivalent of dividing by zero
User avatar #169 - BigBallSack (03/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**BigBallSack rolls 0** this is how many day's you must not fap
User avatar #74 - Paranoid Sniper (03/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
dude. if you dont want to fap, just look up blue waffle at look at it for three seconds whenever you get the urge. problem solved. if not, then you need some serious help dude.
User avatar #392 - ZombieSmile (03/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Not fapping for the sake of impressing some people on the internet you don't even know?

You're doing it right.
#540 - Lukiebaby (03/19/2010) [+] (10 replies)
**Lukiebaby rolls 3** if this is a 3 i will eat a penis.
User avatar #375 - MuthaFuckinTRex (03/19/2010) [-]
Damn those pokemon trainers are HOTTTT!
#192 - BigBossAlak (03/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Pokemon trainers get you hard? You sir need to get some sort of real girl in your life.
User avatar #528 - TheAdolfHitler (03/19/2010) [-]
I thumbed up everyone's comment because I felt like it.
User avatar #724 - qwertyasdfzxcvb (04/02/2010) [+] (12 replies)
what the **** does "fap" mean????
User avatar #728 to #724 - SeanHere (04/03/2010) [-]
umm beat the meat? choke the chicken? chop the morning wood? lol and yes i am beating round the bush =P
User avatar #217 - PteParts (03/19/2010) [-]
For starters, the Miley is pregnant charade is over. People know it's a lie, but booyah the blame's not on us!
Second of all. You might wanna go to a support group or therapy or something if you actually have that much trouble. Chicks in tanktops can be hot, but Pokemon Trainers?!
Also, I hope my thrusting bellsprout doesn't get you all hot and bothered.
User avatar #129 - Bellawesome (03/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
My ears are red hot and burning...Does this happen to anyone else who is over due for a fap?
User avatar #132 to #129 - Ashtwofourthree (03/18/2010) [-]
no?. . .
dude you might wanna have that checked out
User avatar #690 - MrOrangePenguin (03/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lol, you want hardcore? I gave up fapping for lent.
User avatar #600 - hosa (03/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
someone thumbed u all down so i thumbed u all back up again ;)
User avatar #527 - TheNinjaTowel (03/19/2010) [-]
well if you got a girlfriend, technically it's not fapping. = l
am i right?
#525 - Foxxer (03/19/2010) [-]
wow! its a new record
User avatar #524 - TheAdolfHitler (03/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I suggest you stare at thatsnotsexy and bluewaffle.
You will survive for weeks.
User avatar #257 - thedarksuperman (03/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this guy is my ******* hero...
User avatar #252 - MooseInMyBalloon (03/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
as a girl, i never did understand the absolute necessity of fapping. but you are a brave man. good luck for the next days! XD
User avatar #245 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
Hehe poor bastard. You are really missing out!
User avatar #71 - Sinless (03/18/2010) [-]
When you finally fap, your going to blast off like the Apollo.
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