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Hospital Adventures

Hospital Adventures. Look at the tags Edit: Top 150?!?!?! THANK YOU FJ!!!!!! Edit 2: Top 100?! flat line Edit 3: Good thing I'm in the hospital you guys! Top 60

Look at the tags
Edit: Top 150?!?!?! THANK YOU FJ!!!!!!
Edit 2: Top 100?! *flat line*
Edit 3: Good thing I'm in the hospital you guys! Top 60?! I think I'm gonna go die of happyness now.

Me in the
hospital
after
surgery and
in recovery
room.
Bored out
of my
Begin thinking
about sneaking out
of room, but heart
monitor would flat
line if taken off.
Take Iv bag off pole, disconnect
monitor, and walk out of the
room. No nurses at the nurses
station.
Good to gal
see nurses run into my
room as I walk around the
corner unnoticed.
Trying to
contain my
laughter
walking
down the
hall when
suddenly. ..
I see this bad boy at
the end of the hall.
Thinking about
taking it,
wondering if it
belongs to anyone.
Looking around, it
doesnt seem to.
so I take that bitch, and
start wheeling it around,
feelin- like a lady bans.
Decide to go
get food down
in the
cafeteria.
wheeling to
the elevator
ordering
french toast
and a muffin,
eating syrup-
soaked French
Toast,
enjoying
every sticky,
rippy bite,
chillin' in
my wheel
chair..
I wanted to cry
because my room
is boring as
**** and I was
having fun for
the first time
that day.
and the
cafeteria
lady gives me
hard at _
patient.
times, but Feel and
Happily
when one
of my
nurses
walks in.
Thought she' d
notice me right
away and wheel
me back to my
room, ending my
fun adventure.
But the nurse
never noticed me.
wheelin out
as silent as
I could. I
decide to
head for the
parking lot
and see
outside life
for the first
time in 24
hours.
Derpina
around in
the hospital
parking lot,
wheelin-
around.
Making faces
at people
walking by.
tlt
sudden gust of cold
October air makes me
back inside.
way. ARE.
you OUT.
ROOM.
Nurse is there as I
wheel in through the
door. very mad.
llet
geef
I start
wheeling away
could, knowing
I won' t get
not going down
with out a
ll l
tii
as fast as I
very far, but
fight.
GET BACK
any l l
Nurse grabs the
wheelchair, sending me
flying.
I hit the floor hard and
feel my stitches rip.
feels bad,
Nurse sees blood coming
from stitches and staining
my hospital gown.
decide to start twitching and
flailing on the ground.
Nurse is stunned and doesn' t
know what to do.
I get up and go back
to wheel chair, and
wheel away, going
back to my room,
trololololing all
the way.
I go back, but realize my
stitches are still open
and bleeding.
aer
Press the call
button, hoping not
to get the same
nurse.
New nurse comes in and fixes
stitches,
patient.
and I' m a happy
...
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#1 - coolmcbob (10/23/2011) [-]
I legit laughed out loud XD
I legit laughed out loud XD
#9 - RonniesCookieLove (10/24/2011) [-]
That moment when you go from front page and end up seeing your own content.
That moment when you go from front page and end up seeing your own content.
#10 - ewizabet (10/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Wouldn't it be really hard to wheel your chair without the IV ripping out of your hand? Which freaking kills btw
#15 to #14 - RonniesCookieLove (10/24/2011) [-]
I know... we really should be getting back to the kitchen....
I know... we really should be getting back to the kitchen....
#3 - coolmcbob (10/23/2011) [-]
TO THE FRONTPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
TO THE FRONTPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
#16 - dafreak (10/24/2011) [-]
MFW seeing that on security cameras
#6 - powercat (10/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
things that will get this post more comments
User avatar #29 - chunkapuff (10/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I've had tons of surgeries over the years, and my absolute favorite thing to do is troll the **** outta nurses. I'm not mean to em, but It's funny as hell when you pull some crazy **** .
User avatar #19 - therano (10/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
can u imagine what this woman is actually like in real life haha
#4 - theoriginaleugene (10/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #33 - coolmcbob (02/08/2012) [-]
Hehehe, I love you :) <3
#31 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You're an awesome person, just had to say that. Legit funny! XD
#18 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why isnt stuff like this on the front page more often?
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