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#964 - fuckinjagerbombs (10/24/2011) [-]
heres some of the things British people arent so good at:
Brushing their teeth
being fair to smaller countries
stopping patriots invading ships for tea parties
speaking.
not invading other countries
giving back whats not rightfully theirs.

my message: Don't praise yourself if your really an ass. It's like trying to cover up the smell of shit with air freshener.
p.s. Ireland and America rule!
#1199 to #964 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
1) Nice stereotype. If your gonna argue, grow some brain cells and stop being a Richard Simmons
2) I'd like proof we've never been fair to smaller countries? We send millions through relief to third world countries.
3) That's just made up bullshit.
4) Kindly stop using English if your so fucking upset by the language.
5) We stopped invading countries a hidnred years ago. America, stop invading countries and interferring with wars only to reap the praise for killing thousands.
6) WTF are you going on about? We gave human rights to blacks before america, to women before america and Ireland and continue to give human rights to third world countries. America, stop stealing resources off poor countries.

Amerca/ireland: Don't pretend your countries are any better. Actually the USA is the biggest shit hole in the world and Ireland has some serious issues. Get over your fucking nationalism, theres too many AMERICA is best posts on here dont act butthurt if its about britain DICK HEAD.
User avatar #1062 to #964 - bloodyspy (10/24/2011) [-]
They're bad at speaking? What is this? British accents are my favorite!
#995 to #964 - milthyfoustache (10/24/2011) [-]
ooooh so you're one of those Americans with the slightest bit of Irish in your ancestory so you go around telling people you're Irish huh? Well my great grandfather was Welsh so I therefore am Welsh
ooooh so you're one of those Americans with the slightest bit of Irish in your ancestory so you go around telling people you're Irish huh? Well my great grandfather was Welsh so I therefore am Welsh
#1011 to #995 - gazzanineninefive (10/24/2011) [-]
I'm welsh! :D (like properly born in wales and all that good shit)
User avatar #991 to #964 - Hedgehogboy (10/24/2011) [-]
Your hyposcrisy of Britain being bad at "not invading other countries" is unreal.
#981 to #964 - thatguynobodylikes (10/24/2011) [-]
so your obviously Irish sucking up to the Americans
User avatar #979 to #964 - anonymoose (10/24/2011) [-]
-Free dental care
-They give Ireland [where I'm from] safety both militarily and economically.
-Tea is important stuff!
-Most powerful language in the world.
-True story bro. But they still can't get us Irish!
-True story bro.
#978 to #964 - iownasnake (10/24/2011) [-]
This comment makes me lose faith in humanity
This comment makes me lose faith in humanity
#976 to #964 - turbosune (10/24/2011) [-]
America was founded by European settlers... Some Brittish...
Not that it matters much.. The ground you walk on has nothing to do what kind of man you are.

But haters gona hate, Keep up the good work sport!
#996 to #976 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
"fair to smaller countries"...Bitch have you seen the size of britain?
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