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Yeah don't worry, I hate him too. Wow! Frontpage! And only my second day of being a member!

Oh, and how could I forget Topgear!?
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User avatar #1234 - ninjajunkie (10/28/2011) [-]
Monty Python is the only reason I have not invaded that country personally.
User avatar #1194 - mattie T (10/24/2011) [-]
fish and chips have been proven to be not British but to be polish and Scottish
#1203 to #1194 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
This might be hard to understand. But Britain is England, scotland, wales and northern Ireland. SCOTTISH is BRITISH.
#1193 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
I never knew my country was appreciated for this much stuff. Then again being black british i'm used to seeing this stuff everyday, so it's not as fascinating to me, as other people see it.
#1175 - sixfootfive (10/24/2011) [-]
Not forgetting some of the greatest authors of all time:

William Shakespeare,
Charles Dickens,
Terry Pratchett,
J. K. Rowling,
Agatha Christie,
Enid Blyton,
J. R. R Tolkien,
C. S. Lewis,
Beatrix Potter,
Lewis Carroll,

just to name a few.
User avatar #1184 to #1175 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
Mentioned many of those below, glad I wasn't the only one who thought of them...
Can't believe I forgot about Charles Dickens *self-facepalms*
User avatar #1180 to #1175 - glasgowrangers (10/24/2011) [-]
I like Iain Banks too
#1172 - creeperchris (10/24/2011) [-]
we wouldnt have tea and crumpets
we wouldnt have tea and crumpets
#1173 to #1172 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
Tea was invented in China and tea leaves come from India mainly

THEMOREYOUKNOW.JPG
User avatar #1171 - loveyameanish ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
The Irish have.... U2...? That's about it. Wow, we suck :/
#1214 to #1171 - ubercripple (10/24/2011) [-]
Don't forget these glories
#1215 to #1214 - loveyameanish ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
Dat potato-y goodness.
User avatar #1183 to #1171 - pointlessviolence (10/24/2011) [-]
they're the Irish
they don't need to do shit
User avatar #1181 to #1171 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
Oh there's plenty more...

James Joyce, Guinness, actor Peter O'Toole, Floggin' Molly...

Well, shit, no ME either, because my Dad came to America on a boat from the Emerald Isle...
User avatar #1202 to #1181 - loveyameanish ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
Well hello my Irish brother :)
I suppose Colin Farrell is aight too, he's from here, one of the few good looking people to come from Ireland apart from Una Healy.
User avatar #1204 to #1202 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
I'm actually American, though I suppose w/ my dad coming here I'm half-Irish in a way...
#1205 to #1204 - loveyameanish ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
That's what I mean, half Irish is close enough, since there are very few Irish on Funnyjunk :)
#1167 - eight (10/24/2011) [-]
Don't forget the High Flying Birds!
#1170 to #1167 - eight (10/24/2011) [-]
And Beady Eye...
User avatar #1164 - aerius ONLINE (10/24/2011) [-]
not to mention no America, no science, no English Language and no SCONES
#1152 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
I had no idea Robert Pattinson was British. I'm assuming our friends across the Pond kicked him out or something? heheheh
#1151 - luffysdick (10/24/2011) [-]
NO BMTH?!?! NOOOOO!!!!!!
#1165 to #1151 - LeoLion (10/24/2011) [-]
**LeoLion rolled a random image** I got the sudden urge to nuke britan ...
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#1145 - thatguyrocks (10/24/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#1147 to #1145 - thatguyrocks (10/24/2011) [-]
**thatguyrocks rolls 87**
**thatguyrocks rolls 87**
#1162 to #1147 - mikecrux (10/24/2011) [-]
it's because your timing was off :P
User avatar #1143 - anonywolftroll (10/24/2011) [-]
without you there would not be monty python!!!
#1160 to #1143 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
ok now that one made me respect the Brits
#1142 - mikecrux (10/24/2011) [-]
NO TEA EITHER :(
User avatar #1157 to #1142 - luffysdick (10/24/2011) [-]
Tea was invented in japan
User avatar #1154 to #1142 - natefromcanada (10/24/2011) [-]
Tea came from Asia my friend.
User avatar #1168 to #1154 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
although there are some varieties that were invented by the Brits, so we'd be without those specific flavors...
User avatar #1158 to #1154 - luffysdick (10/24/2011) [-]
u beat me by a hair
#1139 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** *roll random picture*
#1135 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
No Dr. Who, (and thus no Torchwood either), no Lord of the Rings, no Narnia, no Winnie the Pooh, no Monty Python, no Warhammer 40,000, no Queen (the band), no Sex Pistols, no Christopher Le, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, or Ian McKellan; no Alan Moore, meaning no V for Vendetta, Watchmen, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; no Sherlock Holmes, no James Bond...
I'm sure I could think of more, given the time.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List(underscore)of(unde rscore)English(underscore)inventions(underscore)[sma ll]and(underscore)[small]discoveries


User avatar #1174 to #1135 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
*reads above*
ah, shit *Christopher Lee

also: no Shakespeare (holy shit, that one's a game changer...), no Pierce Brosnan, no Liam Neeson, no David Tennant, Matt Smith, Tom Baker, Christopher Eccleston, or any other of the actors who've played the Doctor

Cripes, there is a lot of stuff I like that I have the Brits to thank for...
#1163 to #1135 - atrocitustheking (10/24/2011) [-]
WAIT I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE!  
  
No Hugh Laurie (and thus no House!)
WAIT I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

No Hugh Laurie (and thus no House!)
#1134 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
*roll random image* *roll image*
#1132 - gfdagy (10/24/2011) [-]
oh and don't forget the whole of the east coast of america, canada, australia,new zealand, only fools and horses, the inbetweeners etc.
#1131 - anonymous (10/24/2011) [-]
I like Rob Pattinson as an actor, he just sucks as Edward Cullen.

Plus Twilight is American.
User avatar #1141 to #1131 - benjamino (10/24/2011) [-]
Where did he say It-which-must-not-be-named was British?
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