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RIDDLE ME THIS
DAYS GO BY AND YEARS DO PAST
BUT THIS IS ONE THING THAT NEVER LASTS?
What is it?

I made that riddle myself.
I would like to hear you replies.

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#24 to #20 - aramis (10/23/2011) [-]

Life?

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#27 to #24 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

Congratulations you have earned a Riddler trophy!
that is the correct answer. Forgive me if you think the riddle is too vague.

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#30 to #27 - aramis (10/23/2011) [-]

Thanks! I Love riddles post more! :)

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#32 to #30 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

I'll see what I can do. That one took me forever to create.
Heres one
I'T IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE WITHOUT ME.
BUT WHEN I'M ON YOU CAN ONLY SEE IN ONE DIRECTION?
WHAT AM I?
once again this riddle is quite vague and I just made it on top of my head.

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#33 to #32 - aramis (10/23/2011) [-]

Is it light?

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#34 to #33 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

nope but I need to add something at the start
IN THE DARK YOU CAN'T SEE WITHOUT ME.
think what also produces light.
IN ONE DIRECTION.

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#35 to #34 - aramis (10/23/2011) [-]

A flash light?

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#36 to #35 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

it's a Torch but then again torch/flashlight they are both the same thing so yes?
well done here is you next Riddler trophy!!

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#38 to #36 - aramis (10/23/2011) [-]

Haha Thanks, you're pretty good at making up riddles. If you make anymore I would love to solve them! :)

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#247 to #36 - samorris (10/24/2011) [-]

RIDDLE ME THIS
FROM IT'S WHISKERS IT BEAMS
MERE A CAT IT SEEMS
THOUGH ON TWO FEET IT STANDS
ON FOUR WITH COMPANY IT STREAMS
whats my name, son of a bitch?

Just made it up, please be easy on me

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#310 to #247 - ghfcman (10/24/2011) [-]

Is it a Meerkat

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#394 to #310 - samorris (10/25/2011) [-]

Congratulations, it IS in fact, a meerkat

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#309 to #247 - N. Korean citizen (10/24/2011) [-]

a meerkat

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#270 to #247 - humorme **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

is the answer "samorris"?

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#272 to #270 - samorris (10/24/2011) [-]

Give you a hint. The answer can be taken out from the question. oooh shit im decieving

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#213 to #36 - uberteddy (10/24/2011) [-]

Give us a hard one now!

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#37 to #35 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

Also one more thing I'm thinking about making the riddler an account and let the people of FJ answer them the first person who wins gets a riddler trophy.
What do you think.

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#251 to #37 - MichalKrin (10/24/2011) [-]

Oh god yes. Please do.

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#201 to #37 - aramis (10/24/2011) [-]

Please do!!

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#112 to #32 - dougdimmadome (10/23/2011) [-]

Night vision goggles. I'll take my trophy please :)

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#39 to #20 - doodlez (10/23/2011) [-]

"Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big bad bat?"

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#45 to #20 - locking **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

I love riddler in arkham city :) Each trophy and riddle requires some sort of thought. And is trailer is bad ass.

RIDDLE ME THIS.
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

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#48 to #45 - theblastradius (10/23/2011) [-]

Nothing.

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#217 to #45 - reLAXINelmo (10/24/2011) [-]

hope or an idea?

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#40 to #20 - saveyourpoopers (10/23/2011) [-]

my erection when i think of the man whom shoved a glass bottle up his ass.

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#23 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (10/23/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image** This?

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#28 to #23 - vajaxseven (10/23/2011) [-]

**vajaxseven rolled a random image** no, this

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#21 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (10/23/2011) [-]

The future? Every time you reach it it's Present.

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#22 to #21 - zaludo (10/23/2011) [-]

good try but nope
wrong answer

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#261 to #20 - noremactwo **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

dude make a comp of riddles

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#246 to #20 - MichalKrin (10/24/2011) [-]

I noticed the correct answer, but riddle me this: Might a valid answer also be love?

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#231 to #20 - superlolcopter (10/24/2011) [-]

a Mac computer ?

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#209 to #20 - reLAXINelmo (10/24/2011) [-]

HE WHO MAKES IT, SELLS IT
HE WHO BUYS IT, DOESNT USE IT
HE WHO USES IT, DOESNT KNOW IT

define "IT"

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#303 to #209 - pitos (10/24/2011) [-]

A COFFIN.

The coffin maker sells it.
The person who buys it usually buys it for someone else.
The user is a dead person, who obviously can't know that he's in a coffin. He's dead.

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#179 to #20 - shrooms (10/24/2011) [-]

**shrooms rolled a random image**

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#82 to #20 - marcymami (10/23/2011) [-]

Hmm.. i would've said a delicious food product, but life is good too.

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#281 - weaselpk (10/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**weaselpk rolled a random image** dat mustache ;)

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#290 to #281 - Frankendell (10/24/2011) [-]

Im not one that is impressed by rolling... but damn thats relevant.

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#163 - freakyghecko (10/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)

**freakyghecko rolled a random image**

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#180 to #163 - oogundamreviews (10/24/2011) [-]

relavent.

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#164 to #163 - freakyghecko (10/24/2011) [-]

best mustaches ever ^^^

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#178 - ispy (10/24/2011) [-]

**ispy rolled a random image** But I'll shave it for later.

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#53 - uzerc (10/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I mustache you a question.
Can eyebrows your computer?

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#173 to #53 - arlizzle (10/24/2011) [-]

I mustache you a question, but I'll just shave it for later

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#335 - quintonsnic (10/24/2011) [-]

The Riddler is doing something here....QUICK BATMAN! SOLVE IT AND SAVE SOMEONES LIFE!

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#322 - checkemdubs ONLINE (10/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)

I shaved my mustache you idiot!

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#325 to #322 - fluffybunnyyellow (10/24/2011) [-]

"Heeeey....How did you do that without shaving cream??"

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#329 to #325 - xyxoz (10/24/2011) [-]

Electric razor.

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#320 - rugersuperredhawk (10/24/2011) [-]

that sir is a very "questionable" mustache you got there

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#256 - BiggieFoot (10/24/2011) [+] (10 replies)

Riddle me this Batman

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#267 to #256 - iamebroski **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

What walks on four legs, then two and then three?

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#269 to #267 - stygian (10/24/2011) [-]

easy. a human

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#274 to #269 - iamebroski **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

WRONG! A baby! It crawls on four, cut two limbs off and it only has two, give it a crutch and then it has three!

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#279 to #274 - stygian (10/24/2011) [-]

well if youre going to change logic like that, then may i point out the flawed logic of the original riddle in the fact that a baby does not crawl on four legs, it crawls using its arms and legs, and the fact that a cane is not a real leg, so no matter what way you look at it, there is always, and will always only be two legs.
bam. logic'd

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#294 to #279 - Nanico (10/24/2011) [-]

But if you only cut off 1 leg, then it only has 1 leg to crawl on, thus disproving your theory that it will always be two legs. BAM! Logic'd

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#302 to #294 - stygian (10/24/2011) [-]

There is no logic in purposely removing a babies leg just so it will have one less leg for a riddle. BAM! Logic'd

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#307 to #302 - Nanico (10/24/2011) [-]

That's not the point, the point is you said "No matter what way you look at it, there is always, and will be 'ONLY' two legs." If a baby were to be born with a leg missing, then it would have only 1 leg, disproving your previous statement. BAM! Logic'd.

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#348 to #307 - stygian (10/24/2011) [-]

valid statement sir, i dont know why people felt the need to thumb someone down for a simple debate, kinda dumb :/

anywhoooo look, ace ventura

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#283 to #279 - iamebroski **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

It's a line the Riddler said in Arkham Asylum... chill them titties down.

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#288 to #283 - stygian (10/24/2011) [-]

i'm aware : P im a huge batman fan

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#248 - SonofChuck (10/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Maybe it's because I've been doing nothing but playing Batman: Arkham City for the past three days but the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this was the Riddler.

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#264 to #248 - VKMBernbaum (10/24/2011) [-]

Same here. Its a fucking sick game.

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#255 to #248 - teaa (10/24/2011) [-]

Nope. Me too! :D

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#69 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [+] (20 replies)

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** HERE! It's my answer.

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#70 to #69 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

Yeah!!

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#72 to #70 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** Here, good sir, take this.

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#73 to #72 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

I'm a girl...
and I don't want to take a sad D:

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#74 to #73 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** I am sorry Madam, maybe this will do?

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#76 to #74 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

OMG!!! I feel vagina violated D: D: D: Just stop now!

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#78 to #76 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** NO! COME BACK, I'M SORRY!

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#80 to #78 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

You are perverting the innocent!
You can't even stoop any lower o_o

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#83 to #80 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** I CAN'T STOP. I NEED HELP.

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#85 to #83 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

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#88 to #85 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** DANCE!!

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#89 to #88 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

**ladymirror rolled a random image** LOL

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#90 to #89 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** Prepare yourself.

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#91 to #90 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

**ladymirror rolled a random image** It's preparing it's ANUS! :D

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#92 to #91 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** This thread is becoming more and more epic.

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#93 to #92 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

**ladymirror rolled a random image** I think we are crazy. Just dragging this out because we're bored.
But... I LOVE IT! :D

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#96 to #93 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** This has been the best use of my time... EVER!! :D

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#97 to #96 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

**ladymirror rolled a random image**
That's really sad!!! D: Me too!!!!

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#98 to #97 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** I'm really hungry now :(

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#101 to #98 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/23/2011) [-]

**ladymirror rolled a random image**

HAHAHAHAH XD

Me too, but I'm making hamburgers :D

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#103 to #101 - aroguepixel (10/23/2011) [-]

**aroguepixel rolled a random image** Dear god, those two actually fitted.!

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#47 - Shmuck (10/23/2011) [-]

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#353 - thatsmrnoob (10/24/2011) [+] (11 replies)

**thatsmrnoob rolls 50**

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#364 to #353 - unrealsurfer (10/24/2011) [-]

**unrealsurfer rolls 77** toby...

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#366 to #364 - thatsmrnoob (10/24/2011) [-]

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#370 to #366 - unrealsurfer (10/24/2011) [-]

what have i done!! i misused toby!!!! WHYYYY!!

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#367 to #353 - snapbacksupreme (10/24/2011) [-]

**snapbacksupreme rolls 54**

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#355 to #353 - TheOneKing (10/24/2011) [-]

Can I have that baby to go?

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#371 to #353 - idigthepig (10/24/2011) [-]

**idigthepig rolls 78**

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#240 - Acoolguywithahat (10/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)

But I'll shave it for later...

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#241 to #240 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

Read the description o.o Please? (:

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#245 to #241 - Acoolguywithahat (10/24/2011) [-]

I apologize. I thought I was being clever
.gif describes my comments relevance to the post

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#257 to #245 - ladymirror **User deleted account** (10/24/2011) [-]

I forgive you ^.^ It IS funny... just less then 100 times :P hehe
I love that box. I made one in shop class :D

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#232 - Luffy91 (10/24/2011) [-]

**Luffy91 rolled a random image**

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#207 - GodzillaFTW (10/24/2011) [-]

The Riddler's long lost cousin?

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#186 - rainbowtetsuo (10/24/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Please never shave this.

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#194 to #186 - maltionthefurry (10/24/2011) [-]

WHAT IS THAT FROM?! I MUST TORRENT IT!

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#195 to #194 - rainbowtetsuo (10/24/2011) [-]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. One of the most adorable and hilarious movies you will ever see.

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#197 to #195 - maltionthefurry (10/24/2011) [-]

I've seen it but i never remember that scene....

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#198 to #197 - rainbowtetsuo (10/24/2011) [-]

It's in the beginning and kind of easy to forget.

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