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This is a story dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino' s Pizza tracker saved my life
I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don' t eat enough pizza from hitherto
really have a concrete answer inwhich one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
relationship ended andthe lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex
girlfriend me one VERY important thing:
ALWAYS choose Domino' s over pizza hut.
I had been having trouble with my now for quite awhile, I won' t go into details, but let' s justsam she
went cram. Ithought, simple: I' Imjust break it off.
Wren g.
One Friday night, around Sat] Cpm, after a long week of work and incessant phone atic voicemails
from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me.
Usually on weekend nights that! am in, I usually am cool with a movie, pack and a pizza. I had been
ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino' s "WEVE CHANGED
OUR **** , I SWEAR WE' RE AWESOME NOW' ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot
Around Spot, I went inline to order my pizza. I built a medium pizza, and placed my order. You
have to love have come in the delivery pizza world.
Immediately afterwards, I was introductory the piece eta software that would save my neck.
The Pizza Tracker.
Pizza tracker? **** yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don' t know what the pizza tracker's, then get your ass inline
right now and order a pizza from Domino' s. its the equivalent ofa loading bar on eweb browser, except at the
end ofthe leading you get a delicious pizza.
5 MEIER a lloll) G LE tlol lit WASHER ttritt.
This is where the night got interesting.
I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec' the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top
me on the couch.
We had Ito st entered stage 2: Prep.
For I thought, ‘won that was fast,’ I put my order in ‘in minutes ago and pizza tracker says it' s still
in stage ft.
Ely the end of my thought, the door swung open.
Guess who.
Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I byte stand
up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
getting back tog ether, ya right, andl glance at the pizza tracker.
Stage it Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GUI!!! GET THAT **** IN THE OVEN!
I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out indwells me “SIT THE ****
She continues on outburst and I tell her we can work things out get herto calm down. its no
I decide I needto try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my
room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is goingto do to me.
**** YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here!
She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing atthe pizza tracker every second
she looks away.
Stage . DELIVERY: Alejandro is delivering your pizza.
the Alejandro's on the way, I try andjust keep , butthe more shemales the more
enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but testjust makes things worse.
It' s been IO minutes, Alejandro should be here anytime.
She continues, she is yelling atthe top other lungs aboutthe things we could have been. I am still banking that
Alejandro will be here any second and save the day.
In more minutes go by.
SHE IS FREAKING THE **** GUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am
panicking. Where the **** is Alejandro! Pizza me we' re still in stage 5. **** YOU PIZZA TRACKER
YOU' BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 . r. . l I will never order from Domino' s again!!! Afterwars thought!
immediately thinkso myself, twill be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown upto
the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his '98 Honda Accord and cops.
Domino' s pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker's the savior tracker.
Alejandro is the true definition ofa hero. In away, Alejandro is the tth ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the
situation, didn' t panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought ******** excellent pizza
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Did you really believe someone here is brave enough to read all this **** ? Welcome to FJ dude.
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