Would you?

It's 2011...You are on Funnyjunk.com Somehow you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly repost someone's content. This repost will not affect their rise in the ranks of funnyjunk, their thumbs, or people's opinion of them. There is no important credit to the person specifically, but the act will severely piss them off because you got more thumbs than them, and completely ruin their evening. You do not need the thumbs. The odds that you will be called out for it being a repost is more than 50% but you don't care. Are you ethically obligated to steal this persons content and repost it?

-Take wallet
-Wait until Hitler starts to leave
-Follow him saying that he dropped his wallet
-He thanks you
-You start chatting and casually bring up that you also hate jews, gypsies, homosexuals, labor unions and absolutely love the Nation Socialist Party
-Hitler invites you to come to dinner with him
-Accept the invite
-Become best friends with Hitler
-Earn his trust
-Become his top advisor
-Wait until one night where he is alone, bring gloves and a knife
-Call in Himmler
-Wait until Himmler comes in and stab Hitler in the chest
-Shove knife into Himmlers hands
-Run out to the guards shouting Himmler has killed Hitler
-Guards shoot Himmler
-Become leader of Germany
-End WW2
-At Hitler's funeral steal wallert from his corpse

That's how it's done.

**achocolateforyou rolled a random image** my answer to everything

**bleachmaniac rolled a random image** the person who stole the waller

**haseotakaeda rolled a random image**

My answer.

Decisions, decisions...

Ethically obligated? No.

Would I do it anyway? Fuck yes.

I am not risking a two percent chance of getting caught by fucking Hitler.

Its not much, but its fucking Hitler.

-steal wallet
-return to him
-say you found it on the floor
-say you're Jewish
-he now thinks greatly of jews

HOLOCAUST PREVENTION

I would leave another 40 marks with a note saying, "A gift from the Jews."

**weirdgoose rolled a random image**

I hope this answers your question.

Steal condom from hitler, he has 5 children. Two of them die and the others are send to america. They then go on Funnyjunk and comment about peoples grammar mistakes.

**goldenpotato rolled a random image** Hitler's face when his evening is ruined.

It is 2001. You are on the internet. Somehow, you find yourself in a postition where you can effortlessly steal content from another user...

I'm too lazy to finish the comment, but this is a repost.

>Steal wallet
>give it back
>say you're jewish
>say a welshmen stole it
>hilarity

**Pharonix rolled a random image**
<--When I steal Hitler's Wallet

**BricksWillBeShat rolled a random image** This is what I'd do.