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Mind blown at internet
Hope not repost and I know it isn't "funny" but I thought it was amazing when I first saw it
Reddit - Human Intel Tasks
Dig I _ twerks - Web Hosting
Temp Email Services - - MYSQL Databases
l'* playgrounds - College Campuses
FTP Servers - when
Google Locked Results - RSC .
Loaded Web Servers - Streams Videos
Jail's it Porn - Bunny Tube
Most of the Internet
Proxy required after this point...
On the vanilla'' Sources - FDIC Archives
Heavy Jailbait - Suicides
Light - Raid Information
Gore - Computer Security
Sex Tapes - XSS Worm Scripting
Celebrity Scandals - FTP Servers (Specific)
we Gossip - Mathmatics Research
Hackers - Supercomputing
Script Kiddies - Visual Processing
Virus Information - virtual Reality (Specific)
Tor required after this point...
Not just TOR is used for access to this information.
Eliza Data Information - Microsoft Data Secure Networks
Hacking Groups FTP - Assembly Programmer' s Guild
Node Transfers - Shell Networking
Data Analysis - AI Theologists
Post Date Generation - Cosmologists/ Mrr
Hardcandy - Assassination Box
Onion - Headhunters
Hidden Wiki - Bounty Hunters
Candycane - Illegal Games Hunters
Banned videos - Rare Animal Trade
Banned Movies - Hard Drugs Trade
Banned Books - Human Trafficking
Questionable Visual Materials - Corporate Exchange
Personal Records - Dollar Deals
Line of Blood" Locations - Most of the Black Market
Closed Shell System required afther this point...
Tesla Experiment Plans - Broder' s Engine Plans
Scat - Paradigm Radolescence
Hardcore Rape - Fantard Derivates Super computation
Snuff - AI in a Box
Group - CAMMED (AI Super intelligence)
WWY Experiment Successes - The Law of 13' s
Josef Mengele Successes - Geometric Algorithmic Shortcuts
Location of Atlantis - Assasination Networks
Crystaline Power Metrics - Protocols
Gadolinium Gallium Garnet Quantum Electronic: Processors ()
BOP/ n of the Internet exists below this line...
This is rather not seas of the physical information,
but Soft. -‘a of the information that effects you directly
Polymeric Derivation required after this point...
Shit,,, I don' t really know faggot. All I know is that you need to solve
quantum mechanics in order to view this on even the normal web, let alone
closed servers, Quantum Computation exists, and the government powers
have them. So be careful what you do here.
The day you get here, is the day OP is no longer a faggot.
Dig I _ twerks - Web Hosting
Temp Email Services - - MYSQL Databases
l'* playgrounds - College Campuses
FTP Servers - when
Google Locked Results - RSC .
Loaded Web Servers - Streams Videos
Jail's it Porn - Bunny Tube
Most of the Internet
Proxy required after this point...
On the vanilla'' Sources - FDIC Archives
Heavy Jailbait - Suicides
Light - Raid Information
Gore - Computer Security
Sex Tapes - XSS Worm Scripting
Celebrity Scandals - FTP Servers (Specific)
we Gossip - Mathmatics Research
Hackers - Supercomputing
Script Kiddies - Visual Processing
Virus Information - virtual Reality (Specific)
Tor required after this point...
Not just TOR is used for access to this information.
Eliza Data Information - Microsoft Data Secure Networks
Hacking Groups FTP - Assembly Programmer' s Guild
Node Transfers - Shell Networking
Data Analysis - AI Theologists
Post Date Generation - Cosmologists/ Mrr
Hardcandy - Assassination Box
Onion - Headhunters
Hidden Wiki - Bounty Hunters
Candycane - Illegal Games Hunters
Banned videos - Rare Animal Trade
Banned Movies - Hard Drugs Trade
Banned Books - Human Trafficking
Questionable Visual Materials - Corporate Exchange
Personal Records - Dollar Deals
Line of Blood" Locations - Most of the Black Market
Closed Shell System required afther this point...
Tesla Experiment Plans - Broder' s Engine Plans
Scat - Paradigm Radolescence
Hardcore Rape - Fantard Derivates Super computation
Snuff - AI in a Box
Group - CAMMED (AI Super intelligence)
WWY Experiment Successes - The Law of 13' s
Josef Mengele Successes - Geometric Algorithmic Shortcuts
Location of Atlantis - Assasination Networks
Crystaline Power Metrics - Protocols
Gadolinium Gallium Garnet Quantum Electronic: Processors ()
BOP/ n of the Internet exists below this line...
This is rather not seas of the physical information,
but Soft. -‘a of the information that effects you directly
Polymeric Derivation required after this point...
Shit,,, I don' t really know faggot. All I know is that you need to solve
quantum mechanics in order to view this on even the normal web, let alone
closed servers, Quantum Computation exists, and the government powers
have them. So be careful what you do here.
The day you get here, is the day OP is no longer a faggot.
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#47
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giguelingueling (10/22/2011) [+]
(10 replies)
Quantum computing exist but they are moslty simulation wich is not very effective. The best we can do atm is to create a true quantum computer with about 15 qubit wich is almost nothing. When quantum computer will be completly develloped it will be the end of most cryptographique methods that we use (like rsa) because of the Shor algorithme
#58
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Sunset **User deleted account** (10/22/2011) [+]
(73 replies)
The following story is demented and it caused me nightmares for... Days. Maybe even weeks. I don't even want to remember.
So, I had recently gotten TOR a couple of days before this happened. I mainly just wanted to go to the onionchan and shit, but that's beside the point. I somehow managed to stray to an unknown part of the deep web, where shit doesn't have to make sense, it's just there to be there. Then... I stumbled upon "it".
"It" is a video clip. Well, a series of two video clips, really. The first one is of three men in business suits talking, with one of them having a little child near their side. They're talking in a coded language, I could really only make out "Alpha orange golftrot", or whatever, it made no sense. After that, one of the men started crying and hugging the little girl tightly. I've assumed that she was his daughter, because that'd be kinda strange.
Then... The second video clip. This is just the most demented thing I've ever seen. It starts out with the little girl on the table, in the nude (and she's like 7 too), with her throat slit open. Then, the man who was crying comes into the shot and begins to have sex with the dead body. This goes on for over 5 minutes before he stops, and the two men come back in with loaded pistols. He begins to speak, still crying, in the coded language... Then the two men kill him, and stop the video clip.
So, I had recently gotten TOR a couple of days before this happened. I mainly just wanted to go to the onionchan and shit, but that's beside the point. I somehow managed to stray to an unknown part of the deep web, where shit doesn't have to make sense, it's just there to be there. Then... I stumbled upon "it".
"It" is a video clip. Well, a series of two video clips, really. The first one is of three men in business suits talking, with one of them having a little child near their side. They're talking in a coded language, I could really only make out "Alpha orange golftrot", or whatever, it made no sense. After that, one of the men started crying and hugging the little girl tightly. I've assumed that she was his daughter, because that'd be kinda strange.
Then... The second video clip. This is just the most demented thing I've ever seen. It starts out with the little girl on the table, in the nude (and she's like 7 too), with her throat slit open. Then, the man who was crying comes into the shot and begins to have sex with the dead body. This goes on for over 5 minutes before he stops, and the two men come back in with loaded pistols. He begins to speak, still crying, in the coded language... Then the two men kill him, and stop the video clip.
#564
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N. Korean citizen (10/22/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Hello FJers,
I am aware that most of you are underage, and this message is only directed towards you.This is a brief statement. Do NOT go anywhere near these sites, you will not only harm yourselves but your parents who buy you internet monthly. Most of you are afraid of the slightest disturbing picture on the internet, and the "derp web" (yes, derp) is far too gruesome for you toddlers. You have no right to even know about the sites.
The sites offer very little to your interests. The only major thing, is CP. If you don't know what that is, then you really should not be on the sites. There is nothing of interest to them.
The classified sites are inaccessible. Period. Don't even try.
OP here today got this from 4chan, like a little fÂagÂgot he is, and always has been. The marianas web does not even exist. It is meant to troll little dumb fucks such as yourselves.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
I am aware that most of you are underage, and this message is only directed towards you.This is a brief statement. Do NOT go anywhere near these sites, you will not only harm yourselves but your parents who buy you internet monthly. Most of you are afraid of the slightest disturbing picture on the internet, and the "derp web" (yes, derp) is far too gruesome for you toddlers. You have no right to even know about the sites.
The sites offer very little to your interests. The only major thing, is CP. If you don't know what that is, then you really should not be on the sites. There is nothing of interest to them.
The classified sites are inaccessible. Period. Don't even try.
OP here today got this from 4chan, like a little fÂagÂgot he is, and always has been. The marianas web does not even exist. It is meant to troll little dumb fucks such as yourselves.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
**garyleneville rolls 007**Number of problems i would have if i had a bitch.****
#35
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kraetyz (10/22/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
Fun fact: Polymeric "Falcighol" Derivation is not a thing... Also "proxy required" is just hilarious bullshit.
Also, MIT is right here: [url deleted]
Also CP does not require TOR or proxy, don't be a dumbass. It's preferable if you don't want your ass caught tho...
Also lol'd @ Banned media.
Also OP is always a Richard Simmonsgot.
This shit is dumbfuck, g.g.
Also, MIT is right here: [url deleted]
Also CP does not require TOR or proxy, don't be a dumbass. It's preferable if you don't want your ass caught tho...
Also lol'd @ Banned media.
Also OP is always a Richard Simmonsgot.
This shit is dumbfuck, g.g.
#76
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Moar (10/22/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
There are misconceptions about deep web.
But if you don't know what your doing and how to protect your computer, you can get yourself into a lot of trouble. It's been guessed hackers can spy on you through your web cam and whatnot, but chances are that won't happen to you, but it's still possible.
Hideen wiki is a site where they advertise threads and sites mainly about illegal things. Hidden wiki is only the door to deep web, and it's often hard to travel further. Here's a picture of a hidden wiki page, read carefully and you'll find some illegal stuff.
The FBI may go on deep web, usually weaving out information from rapists, drug dealers, and protecting any government secrets that may leak out. But deep web is probably their last resource. You can get in big trouble if you do get caught lurking about in highly illegal parts of deep web. Some of it is a federal offence. Especially the human black markets and what not.
You think 4chan trolls are scary if they find out where you live?
The least they'll do is send 300 pizzas to your house.
I'd much rather have /b/ know where I live than those on deep web.
But if you don't know what your doing and how to protect your computer, you can get yourself into a lot of trouble. It's been guessed hackers can spy on you through your web cam and whatnot, but chances are that won't happen to you, but it's still possible.
Hideen wiki is a site where they advertise threads and sites mainly about illegal things. Hidden wiki is only the door to deep web, and it's often hard to travel further. Here's a picture of a hidden wiki page, read carefully and you'll find some illegal stuff.
The FBI may go on deep web, usually weaving out information from rapists, drug dealers, and protecting any government secrets that may leak out. But deep web is probably their last resource. You can get in big trouble if you do get caught lurking about in highly illegal parts of deep web. Some of it is a federal offence. Especially the human black markets and what not.
You think 4chan trolls are scary if they find out where you live?
The least they'll do is send 300 pizzas to your house.
I'd much rather have /b/ know where I live than those on deep web.
#821
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N. Korean citizen (10/22/2011) [-]
You all have to realize the technology used to protect themselves. Using a little proxy like "HideMyAss" or anything else is like using no proxy at all. Even if you spend $500 on a proxy program, it's nothing.
These people use Government-advanced encryption, firewall, etc. algorithms to hide themselves. Which takes hours, days and even weeks to break, but as soon as they get broke there is an "alarm" to fend it off. There is also "data fire" which will completely destroy any evidence as soon as a certain trigger is fired. But even if there systems are hacked into, they have their own identity - their personal and internet credentials are fake.
These people aren't the ones to fuck around with, and you SHOULD NOT even think to find any of these sites. You can NOT hide yourself completely no matter what and sooner or later you will be found - and the consequences will ruin your life.
These people use Government-advanced encryption, firewall, etc. algorithms to hide themselves. Which takes hours, days and even weeks to break, but as soon as they get broke there is an "alarm" to fend it off. There is also "data fire" which will completely destroy any evidence as soon as a certain trigger is fired. But even if there systems are hacked into, they have their own identity - their personal and internet credentials are fake.
These people aren't the ones to fuck around with, and you SHOULD NOT even think to find any of these sites. You can NOT hide yourself completely no matter what and sooner or later you will be found - and the consequences will ruin your life.
#156
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bagofshenanigans (10/22/2011) [+]
(12 replies)
I've downloaded Tor. Well, off I go to level 3.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
o.O
i thought the deep web was 4chan.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME.
i thought the deep web was 4chan.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME.
i've literally spent an hour looking at the near 20 pages of comments on this post, never have i been so captivated in my entire life with a post on the internet.. oh god i'm so intrigued.. i want to look but god damn i'm actually scared :x screw cp and hurtcore shit, sensitive information and goverment sounds pretty cool