Lets flex our muscles a bit FJ.. Edit: Ok, a lot of ppl have been commenting about the particular treatment I proposed we give Patinson. Let me explain. Killing disgrace the fag game
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Lets flex our muscles a bit FJ.

Lets flex our muscles a bit FJ.. Edit: Ok, a lot of ppl have been commenting about the particular treatment I proposed we give Patinson. Let me explain. Killing

Edit: Ok, a lot of ppl have been commenting about the particular treatment I proposed we give Patinson. Let me explain. Killing him or making him pregnant makes ppl love him more. Making him racist makes ppl hate him. And since its our imaginary cops word against his, ppl may actually continue to believe this long after he says its not true.

We made the warm believe that
Justin Ember was dead. We
made the warm believe that
Miley Cyrus was pregnant. Now,
its time ta make the warm
believe that Robert: Pattinson is
We the this by telling everione that Robert:
Pattinson was pulled ever last night far driving
under the influence. Upon seeing the police officer
who just happens ta be black) fairy bay starts
blaming everything an ******* .
Make it happen .
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User avatar #46 - RemNinja (03/18/2010) [-]
Yeah, guys. Let's give this about a week, let the Miley rumor settle, and then we'll start this up.
User avatar #145 - theUPSguy (03/18/2010) [-]
with all of our other rumors no one will believe this, we need to lay low for a couple of weeks or at least 2 months before we move in with this we cant blow our cover by starting up to early
we need to make this work, even if it means waiting
#154 to #145 - ThePizzaMan **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #58 - Deadlock (03/18/2010) [-]
good idea but lets not be hasty
wait until like near the end of april
that way it lets the whole miley cyrus thing cool off AND gives us moar to plan are next prank. seriously, we did the miley cyrus story at the drop of a hat and still fooled the world, now imagine if we planed this, gave it weeks of thought, imagine what we could do...
User avatar #222 - JimiHendrix (03/18/2010) [-]
Lets try and make people think hes straight! It might be a long shot but we did the others
User avatar #36 - Roeley (03/18/2010) [-]
better idea : we got to make the world believe robert pattinson is pregnant ;)
User avatar #52 to #36 - IluvPedoBear (03/18/2010) [-]
by Justin Bieber.
User avatar #66 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/18/2010) [-]
He isn't a bad person. he was cedric diggory in harry potter, and openly stated he hated his character in Twilight. This would just be pointless. It would beharming someone that is a friend, not a foe.
User avatar #43 - applescruff (03/18/2010) [-]
let's wait to see te results of the miley thing...
User avatar #34 - JSismyname (03/18/2010) [-]
too soon, leave it a couple of weeks. this is a good idea though, just not yet.
User avatar #170 - RemilliaScarlet (03/18/2010) [-]
We need to postpone this mission, its too fast, too soon, and too predictable. we must at least wait 2-4 weeks until we may orchestrate this attack, until then, we must post funny pics in order for the public to realize it wasn't us who attacked.
#173 to #170 - FeelFreshSteve (03/18/2010) [-]
Agreed. Also Robert Pattinson is kind of a dick in real life already, so him being racist isn't that much of a stretch
User avatar #172 to #170 - RemilliaScarlet (03/18/2010) [-]
the first time. doing so will make this site look 'normal' again and people (Society) will be like "Oh it definitely wasn't FunnyJunk that could have done all this" we need to be slow and steady slowly plotting BUT we also need to do it effectively..
User avatar #174 to #172 - RemilliaScarlet (03/18/2010) [-]
until then I will make an account where you guys can plan where only users can join (I am truly sorry anons)
#197 to #174 - John Cena (03/18/2010) [-]
thats sad, a majority of our troops are anon, btw im not a anon, im just too lazy to sign in
User avatar #204 to #197 - RemilliaScarlet (03/18/2010) [-]
well in that case...
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User avatar #526 to #520 - ziao (03/19/2010) [-]
Spreading the world might be difficult...
User avatar #537 to #526 - DrewRSmith (03/19/2010) [-]
I really dont think anyone will believe it...
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User avatar #45 - bakinboy (03/18/2010) [-]
why not just actually kill him?
User avatar #556 to #45 - Keithazoid (03/19/2010) [-]
That sir is one good ass idea
User avatar #47 to #45 - RemNinja (03/18/2010) [-]
Devious, and yet, it just might work...
User avatar #589 to #47 - MidnightCrow (03/19/2010) [-]
Quick! Everyone grab your angry mob supplies!!
User avatar #338 - TacoMcBangBang (03/18/2010) [-]
._. ..I wanted Keisha to die next..FINE, GOD. WE'LL DO YOOOUR PLAN. - c -;;
User avatar #334 - thejunkie (03/18/2010) [-]
this man desreves a medal and ill give him a handjob
#356 to #334 - XxGhost (03/18/2010) [-]
r u female?
User avatar #359 to #356 - thejunkie (03/18/2010) [-]
i was just kidding and no im a dude
User avatar #297 - XpiffleX (03/18/2010) [-]
Good plan, but I suggest we all wait. We gotta spread these things out a little. How about we plan out a day right now?
Oh, and after everyone's started spreading this, someone delete the picture so there is minimal evidence.
User avatar #290 - landonGUNGUY (03/18/2010) [-]
wait i thought miley was actually pregnant and told everyone.....OH I SEE WAT U DID THAR
User avatar #110 - MitsukiOokami (03/18/2010) [-]
but guys, why harm the guy who hates his own character O.o
he himself said he hates the sparkly fairy fag O.o why not just spread that instead? make the females slowly lose faith in twilight and make it fail.
User avatar #293 - jalthelas (03/18/2010) [-]
omg fairy boy is a racist faggot
#153 - surfby **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
idk i think we need to take a break for awhile. theyll know its a lie
User avatar #167 to #153 - Pinny (03/18/2010) [-]
what if we say he keeps children locked in his basement :D

but no, seriously.... we should wait....
User avatar #189 to #167 - ramstein (03/18/2010) [-]
shhh your talk of children shall excite the bear of pedophiliasness so ixnay on the ildren-che
User avatar #564 - BlinkyBill (03/19/2010) [-]
we need to lay down for the moment
User avatar #567 to #564 - satanhimself (03/19/2010) [-]
Yup. There is no hurry, slow down FJ. We've got plenty of time. Don't be careless now.....
User avatar #565 to #564 - felixcorpus (03/19/2010) [-]
yeah wait for the miley thing to cool off a bit first
#248 - chadtvu (03/18/2010) [-]
i feel like FunnyJunk is now a celebrity hitman, just make a post about it and they are dead in 24 hours.
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